Homestesque (Third thread is thread three!)

**Ectricark** · 10-04-2011, 08:39 AM

> Backwash Atlantis: Form a society of humanoid seadwelling beings. Place one in a dumpster with a banana peel on his head.

**Professor zobot** · 10-04-2011, 10:23 AM

==> Sarah: Vaguely speculate on the fates of your friends, which you don't know, and thus have no reason NOT to be concerned about. Without you around to keep their heads attached to their bodies they're probably in some sort of trouble!

Or alternately...

==> Sarah: Acquire the Hylian currency (Yes, I know that's not what it is) and read the "CRUMPLED PIECE OF PAPER" to see if it's a note. Then we can get down to figuring a way out of here.

**StarZeph** · 10-04-2011, 01:55 PM

>Just go through the door already.

Also,
Backwash Atlantis: Be sinking slowly into the great orange soda ocean.

**Matrix** · 10-04-2011, 03:32 PM

>Sarah: Take rupees.
>Game: Since this is Sarah's first time acquiring rupees, she must lift them into the air accompanied by a victorious jingle.

**Grug** · 10-04-2011, 03:42 PM

> Fondly Recall experience with Meaty Dicks.

**Viimesen_Kerran** · 10-04-2011, 04:02 PM

Sarah: Take Kebab Skewers, you can throw them at enemies from afar, with your strength even snipers wouldn't be out of range. Ablazonie non emettere; a tavola avversario: morte!

**deificAnuran** · 10-05-2011, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by Ectricark

> Backwash Atlantis: Form a society of humanoid seadwelling beings. Place one in a dumpster with a banana peel on his head.

I sense an exciting adventure fusion here.

>Kebabs? Rupees? You are clearly in India. Rework your clothes into something more culturally appropriate.
>Andre: Beatifically regard creation

**CSJ** · 10-06-2011, 02:47 AM

>Kristina: Be The Damsel

Also
>Slaves: Weep

**littlebeasti** · 10-06-2011, 04:05 PM

I'm gonna second

Originally Posted by unfortunate Shiver

Andre: select a class for Sarah that you think would be the perfect help in the situation he thinks she is in (in actuality it is of minimal to zero help directly)

and also get thread three on my tracking.

**PaperHelmet** · 10-08-2011, 08:47 AM

Sarah: Examine tiny scribblings on the third wall (or is it the fourth wall?)

Though you are not familiar with the numbered order of the WALLS, you do find a section of wall that has been CARVED into.

"DOWN WITH M"

M? Who's that? Maybe they got interrupted while they were carving. Or maybe their carving tool broke? Who knows. Either way, this "M" must be pretty bad if he/she/it inspires hateful graffiti.

Sarah: Uncrumple that paper. See what's on it.

Man, you just CAN'T leave that TRASH alone, can you?

You take the CRUMPLED PAPER BALL and unfurl it. The inscriptions within utterly astound you.

==>

What terrible HANDWRITING! You are astounded by the terrible HANDWRITING!

From what you can extrapolate, someone tried to come up with an ESCAPE PLAN, but it didn't quite fall through. Seeing as you found this plan in the same ROOM you woke up in, you can guess that the author and his cohorts are your ROOMMATES. Or CELLMATES, as it would seem.

You can't wait to meet them! As for this ESCAPE PLAN, other than being a source of contempt for the human race, it is straight up useless.

Sarah: Take rupees.

Hey, y'never know when you might need to buy something in India. You're not exactly sure if 51 RUPEES is even that much, but it pays to be prepared.

While you're down there picking garbage up off the floor you decide to swipe the KEBAB SKEWERS as well.

Sarah: Just go through the door already.

It doesn't look like you can! The door looks to be made of SOLID ROCK, and it seems to be a SLIDING DOOR, meaning there are no hinges to break. It also seems to be secured with a ROTARY LOCK, much like one that may be found on a VAULT. Simply busting through is out of the question! You may be strong, but charging through a STONE BLOCKADE might be a little out of your league.

... Then again, the lock's PIVOT STOPPER seems to be on the inside of the DOOR, which is a GIGANTIC design flaw. If you exerted enough force to break the STOPPER off of the PIVOT, you could probably just push the HANDLE out the other side, exposing the lock's TUMBLERS, and...

... So yeah, you think you have an idea.

**Sable** · 10-08-2011, 08:51 AM

Sarah: Enact previously mentioned plan then go Garret on those tumblers

**Dermonster** · 10-08-2011, 08:53 AM

Use the idea as a bludgeon!

**Krotar** · 10-08-2011, 09:19 AM

>Sarah: Judo kick the heck outta that stopper!

**DS Piron** · 10-08-2011, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by Krotar

>Sarah: "Judo kick" the heck outta that stopper!

Corrected and seconded.

**CSJ** · 10-08-2011, 09:31 AM

Judo kick flip

>Sarah: You are stone that the builder refused
you are the visual,
the inspiration,
that made lady sing the blues

>Roll to pick lock

**Restless Roamer** · 10-08-2011, 09:52 AM

> Sarah: Take the ball of paper with you. It maybe useless, but at least you have a vague idea on what your cellmates look like.

One is either wearing a crown or has Yami Yugi's hair style, the second one is looks like he/she is wearing Link's hat from LoZ, and the third looks like Kyle from South Park.

The Hooded figure is probably a guard.

**StarZeph** · 10-08-2011, 11:06 AM

Just before you do this, perhaps you should consider that the door is designed to keep something on the other side from entering the room.
I mean you're goin to do i anyway. But prepare yourself for unspeakable horrors.

**Ectricark** · 10-08-2011, 12:04 PM

> Design: Compensate for your flaws.

**distainfulCatalyst** · 10-08-2011, 12:09 PM

>Why are you so astounded by bad handwriting? It's not even that bad, and calligraphy is a dead art anyway.
*Ahem*
>Kick the lock so hard that, if there was some tool standing directly in front of it, he'd need to be hospitalized.

**deificAnuran** · 10-08-2011, 01:33 PM

>Sarah: Do that thingie what with the plan and all that jazz
>Roommates: Come back

**EmuLegs** · 10-08-2011, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by deificAnuran

>Andre: Beatifically regard creation

>Andre: Beat off on regarded creation

fix'd

**Silly little Artist** · 10-08-2011, 03:03 PM

Well I guess it's as good a time as any to bring something to light
I made a Homestesque centric tumblr!

It's open to submissions and questions, I will prolly be updating it with fan art most of the time.

I might put up the video me and laboot did and what not.

Also neil

a lot of neil.

**deificAnuran** · 10-08-2011, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Silly little Artist

Homestesque centric tumblr!

>See tag "glorious ass"
>Bookmark immediately

**NachoGrande96** · 10-08-2011, 10:01 PM

>Sarah: Introduce the stopper to your shoe.

**awsgames** · 10-09-2011, 01:29 AM

>Sarah, Quit worrying about that door. It's done nothing wrong.

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