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Welcome to Team Paradox, and thanks for stopping by! Please don't be intimidated by our three threads, they're mostly off-topic chatter and the adventure itself is a much more manageable size. The ideal way to read it is with our MIRROR. It was made specifically to be easy to follow and contains art and scenes that you'll miss if you just read the threads, where the updates are a bit out of order.
This is a story about six trolls who play Sgrub, and intentionally do things to make the game harder and give themselves a bit of a challenge. They are probably going to regret it.
Welcome to Team Super Alpha Mega Beta Zeta Epsilon Double Whammy With A Twist of Lemon: Najash's Awesome Squad Plus Those Other Guys. Also known as...
Act One
Be the bluh bluh huge snob.
Be the troll whose freakish horns can be seen from space.
Tolero and Najash: discuss Karkat blackrom slashfic.
Najash: install game and throw Tolero's books in her load gaper.
Tolero: be upset over ruined books.
Najash: set up game machinery.
Najash: open cruxtruder, demolish wall.
Najash: contact Tronno.
Be the troll who eats rocks.
Be the lazy, lazy troll.
Vladis: dddddddddddd
Be the hyrokinetic troll.
Aliesh: head out.
Be the awesome troll who is awesome.
Team Paradox: name yourselves Team Paradox!
Tronno: get ready to rumble.
Tronno: open door.
Gamzee: get meteor'd.
Tronno: climb tower.
Marnix: fire that puppy up!
Vladis: wat.
Marnix: get this.
Vladis: get this in a slightly less destructive manner.
Tolero: first-tier prototype.
Vladis: see something happen outside.
Tronno: promptly get distracted by the magnificent view.
Vladis: do something heartbreaking.
Tronno: check pocket.
Meanwhile...
Marnix: investigate.
Aliesh: examine machine.
Tronno: fondly regard meteors.
Tolero: proceed to feel terrible.
Ursa: die and second-tier prototype.
Marnix: GENUINE DISTRESS!
[S] Years in the future, but not many...
Aliesh: lathe it up!
Bardoro: die.
Be the glub glub huge fish.
Aliesh: get on with it.
Marnix: panic.
[S] Najash: reunite with your loving mom and brother.
Marnix: react accordingly.
Najash: quickly retrieve brother from lusus.
Vladis: first-tier prototype.
Najash: be trapped outside.
Cruxtruder: explode.
Najash: fanservice!
Vladis: promise not to tell.
Tolero: get this party started.
Tolero: zoom out.
Tolero: destroy couch.
Tolero: carve totem.
Tolero: get meteor'd.
Act Two
hey kid.
Marnix: fallin down all these stairs!!
It is time to wake up, Harbinger.
SS: argue with Tolero.
HB: watch Vladis sleep.
Najash: first-tier prototype.
Najash: loot Gamzee's crater.
[S] Tolero: strife!
Tolero: level up.
Tolero: contact Najash.
Najash: inform the others that Tolero isn't dead.
Najash: carve totem.
Tronno: deploy alchemiter.
Ursa: fix Tolero's hair.
Marnix: wake up.
Marnix: do a barrel roll.
Marnix: end spin cycle.
Death: cry.
Tolero: tell her to stop.
Najash: decide what to prototype with.
[S] Najash: enter.
Entire thread: suddenly have a super amazing totally canon meta adventure.
Metaflare: contribute.
Red Pen: be supportive.
Metaflare: weep.
Pokolo: wander in.
Red Pen: react accordingly.
Pokolo: identify yourself.
Metaflare: escape.
Red Pen: WHY META
Pokolo: high five!
AW YEAH
BassicGuy: stop by.
MK: jump that bandwagon.
Metaflare: return from haircut.
And then Renegade Electron was a zombie.
World: flip turn-ways.
Pokolo: admire MK.
RandomHobo4: wonder what is going on.
orngjce223: knock on the door.
Metaflare: answer the door.
RandomHobo4: somehow be in here now.
BD: be the lamer who jumps on the bandwagon last.
BassicGuy: realize you do not have the ability to stand on the ceiling.
Beep: return.
Metaflare: pap
Oh snap guys, stop wifin' in da club!
Apysur: deploy designix.
[S] Jack: observe.
Najash: wake up.
Sweeps in the future...
=>
Tronno: comfort Tolero.
=>
Black Queen: hunt.
Black Queen: descend.
=>
[S] Drop.
Hello, readers.
Aliesh: Converse with mystery woman.
[S] Aliesh: exit.
Move along.
=->
Najash: Exposit.
Everyone: Have an overemotional shoutfest.
=->
Tolero: Die?
STRIFE.
Najash: Attack.
Tolero: Call upon the secret moirallegiance technique of the ancients.
Tronno: Sneak up from behind.
Najash: Find new target.
FRAYMOTIF: Carina Cogwheel
=->
Tolero and Tronno: Finish her!
Tronno: PAWNCH
End of Act Two. (not really)
Tronno and Tolero: Mourn.
Be the pink chick.
Corspesmooch!
[S] Reverse.
MK: Recap.
Act Three
Marnix: Answer troll.
Tolero: Alchemize.
Exile: Enter name.
Najash: Complain.
Tolero: Possst your walkthrough.
Snakemom: Attack!
Najash: Talk to your exile.
[S] Najash: Wake.
Najash: Drop.
Apysur: Get pumpkin.
Apysur: Check inventory.
Apysur: Retrieve Operation Regisurp.
And pages and pages and pages...
Apysur: Troll Tronno.
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