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    ChaosBloodSwap

    Intro:




    Your name is Equius Zahhak, and you are ANGRY AND CONFUSED.
    Your readings into ALTERNIAN BLOOD HISTORY has driven the point home how different you were, and how big of a problem it could be. Each troll has a relative most genetically identical, who they share their symbol and blood color with. Through all of your research, you have found neither a mention of any ancestor of yours, nor the color of your blood. You tend to keep the truth hidden.

    Your handle is aggreivingChromatic and ѰѲU TЗИD TѲ SPЗДK LѲUDLѰ ДИD IИ Д BIZZДRЗ ДCCЗИT

    Your hive is NEARLY BARE, with your recuperacoon sitting in the corner, your computer sitting in a LEAD BOX next to it (to avoid the wrath of your neighbor), and in the opposite corner, A STATUE OF YOUR MOIRAIL'S LUSUS. Though the statue makes you fairly uncomfortable, disposing of it would seem very bad, especially since it was a well-intentioned gift.

    You are feeling particularly SURLY at the moment, what should you do?
    Last edited by Monkeysky; 10-01-2011 at 03:23 PM.

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Situate Equius in his room instead of a white box.

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by devoidDarer View Post
    Situate Equius in his room instead of a white box.
    That would be done if it wasn't so difficult to draw rooms. I figured, I could make a story, or I could spend a year making the rooms. At least it's not all text.



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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowOfFate View Post
    Attempt to move the statue somewhere out of view.


    You would, but it's made out of solid gold. You're nowhere near STRONG enough to carry it. Your moirail had to spend years of training to get strong enough to bring this over. Plus, he'd be so sad if he saw that you didn't have it out, he built it himself, as can be seen.



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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowOfFate View Post
    Cover it up with a towel.
    You do just that, lowering your towel supply down to one. Luckily, you washed yourself this morning, and it's not like you're a big sweaty slob or anything. That was a huge load off your mind. Now what?



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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Equius: Contact your moirail.

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by gumbal1 View Post
    Equius: Contact your moirail.
    You carefully balance the lid of the lead box between your CRUMPUTER and your neighbor's apartment. Luckily, your moirail is online.

    -- aggreivingChromatic [AC] began pestering titanicTithe [TT] at 21:48 --
    TT: :) Hey, what's up? :(
    -- titanicTithe [TT] ceased pestering aggreivingChromatic [AC] at 21:48 --
    -- aggreivingChromatic [AC] began pestering titanicTithe [TT] at 21:48 --
    AC: HЗѰ, ШHДT'S UP?
    TT: :) Not much, ♊'m just guarding my lusus. K's helping. :(
    AC: HЗѰ, UH, ѰѲU KИѲШ THДT SCULPTURЗ ѰѲU GДVЗ MЗ?
    TT: :) yeah? :(
    AC: HѲШ ШѲULD ѰѲU FЗЗL IF I, I DѲИ'T KИѲШ, PUT IT SѲMЗШHЗRЗ ЗLSЗ?
    TT: :) What, do you not like it? :(
    AC: I DѲИ'T KИѲШ, I ДPPRЗCIДTЗ IT, Д LѲT, BUT IT SѲRT ѲF MДKЗS MЗ UИCѲMFѲRTДBLЗ. SѲMЗTIMЗS, THѲSЗ FДCЗS ѰѲU MДKЗ SѲRT ѲF CRЗЗP MЗ ѲUT TѲѲ, ДLL THДT "TШIИ GѲD" STUFF.
    TT: :) What!? ♊ thought you liked my lusus? :(
    AC: I'M ДLRIGHT ШITH THЗM, BUT, THЗ ШHѲLЗ FДSTIИG THIИG SѲRT ѲF MДKЗS MЗ UИCѲMFѲRTДBLЗ.
    TT: :) E, everything makes you uncomfortable. :(
    AC: NѲ, I JUST FЗЗL LIKЗ IF ѰѲU'RЗ GѲIИG TѲ DѲ THIS, ѰѲU MIGHT ШДИT TѲ TѲ FIИD ДИѲTHЗR PЗRSѲИ TѲ HЗLP ѰѲU. SHЗ SЗЗMS Д LITTLЗ TѲѲ IИTѲ THЗ ШHѲLЗ THIИG.
    TT: :) What? K is great! She's always there when ♊ need her help! Plus, you can't argue that she isn't friendly! She has all sorts of friends! :(
    AC: WЗLL., I SUPPѲSЗ, BUT, I HДVЗ SѲMЗ PRѲBLЗMS ШITH HЗR FRIЗИDS ДS ШЗLL, HѲИЗSTLѰ. BЗSIDЗS ѰѲU, ѲF CѲURSЗ. RЗДLLѰ THѲUGH, THДT'S ИѲT IMPѲRTДИT, THЗ IMPѲRTДИT THIИG IS, DѲ ѰѲU MIИD IF I JUST, MѲVЗ THЗ SCULPTURЗ SѲMЗШHЗRЗ, FѲR SДFЗTѰ PURPѲSЗS, ШHДT ШITH MѰ ИЗIGHBѲR.
    TT: :) Well, knowing him, ♊ suppose that's reasonable, even though ♊ doubt he could lift it. ♊f you really feel you need to. :(
    AC: ALRIGHT, THДИK ѰѲU.
    TT: :) ♊s that all you needed to talk about? :(
    AC: ѰЗДH, THДИKS, GѲѲDBѰЗ.
    -- aggreivingChromatic [AC] ceased pestering titanicTithe [TT] at 22:00 --

    Well, that was awkward, but it usually is. He'll probably forget about it in a few minutes. Fortunately for you, you now have permission to move away that godforsaken sculpture. The question is, where will you move it, and how?



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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Equius: Ask neighbor for assistance.

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by gumbal1 View Post
    Equius: Ask neighbor for assistance.
    Well, you suppose it's worth a try. Of course, him stealing the sculpture wouldn't be that big of a problem anyway, since you could just tell your moirail that he's keeping it for you. You'll have to be extra careful with the lead this time, though.

    -- aggreivingChromatic [AC] began pestering cirrinaTechocrat [CT] at 06:37 --
    AC: HЗѰ, UH, ДRЗ ѰѲU BUSѰ RIGHT ИѲШ?
    CT: oF ⅭOUrSε I-ΛM,-I'm ΛLwΛyS buSy.-MoroN.
    AC: OKДѰ, ШЗLL, ШHЗИ ѰѲU'RЗ ИѲT BUSѰ, I HДVЗ Д BIG CHUИK ѲF PURЗ GѲLD THДT I ИЗЗD MѲVIИG, CѲULD ѰѲU KЗЗP IT IИ ѰѲUR PLДCЗ FѲR MЗ?
    CT: ...
    CT: ΛRε U sⅭRεWing-WiTh-mε?
    AC: NѲ, IT'S SѲRT ѲF Д LѲИG STѲRѰ, BUT, I RЗДLLѰ ИЗЗD IT ѲUT ѲF MѰ HIVЗ. AS LѲИG ДS ѰѲU DѲИ'T SЗLL IT, ѲR DISFIGURЗ IT, ѲR ДИѰTHIИG LIKЗ THДT, ѰѲU CДИ PRѲBДBLѰ KЗЗP IT.
    CT: OKΛy, I'll ⅭoMε OVεR, BuT RεmεmBεR, IF ThΛT SⅭULPTurε'S nOt-tHεRε, i'M-ΛLrεΛDy in YoUr HiVε.
    -- cirrinaTechocrat [CT] ceased pestering aggreivingChromatic [AC] at 06:42 --

    Be the neighbor?
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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Fail to be the neighbor.
    Last edited by Failguy; 10-02-2011 at 10:49 PM.
    My life is as amazing as my imagination lets it be; which in comparison to your life, is pretty f***ing amazing.

    While some people claim to be "Chaotic Neutral", or "Chaotic Good", I'm just plain old Chaotic.

    Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

    My pesterchum tag is gamblingHighroller. Hit me up if you wanna talk.

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by Failguy View Post
    Fail to be the neighbor.
    You are now someone's neighbor.



    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are quite a NEIGHBORLY PERSON.
    You live, as is allowed by your blood color, in a large hive along with your lusus KOKOKO. Of course, you would never hold your blood color over anyone else's head, it's just one thing that makes you different, and differences are what make the world such a great place. You are very STRONG, of course, but you have been raised to be INCREDIBLY NONVIOLENT. You have learned to control your power through the ancient art of ALTERNIAN PUPPET POETRY. Your puppet programs are incredibly popular with young wrigglers. In fact, most of your hive is devoted to the program, with a large amount of space being taken up by your MAKE-BELIEVE KINGDOM.

    Your handle is cardiganToymaker, "And You Tend To Speak Very Clearly And Calmly."

    You wear your sweater over your symbol, as it has some very controversial connotations, and you would never want to make someone UNCOMFORTABLE. Unsuprisingly, this alone makes your acquaintance Mr. Zahhak uncomfortable.

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    >Karkat: Put a bag over your head. Please?


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    Karkat: OPEN YOUR EYES EVEN WIDER
    i have a tumblr

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by BenevolentDemon View Post
    Karkat: OPEN YOUR EYES EVEN WIDER


    You are now dead of a brain hemorrhage.

    RESTART or CONTINUE FROM LAST CHECKPOINT?



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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Karkat: Put on sunglasses.

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by gumbal1 View Post
    Karkat: CONTINUE

    Put on sunglasses.
    But why? Your eyes are just another thing that makes you special! Also, you gave away your sunglasses to one of your NEIGHBORS, and he definitely looks much better in them than you, once he made his modifications.



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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    when karkat inevetibly lies down on his quest bed, he will not close his eyes

    he will open his eyes wider than before and die of a brain hemmorhage.

    then bam

    god tier

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by Moldova in Eurovision 2011 View Post
    when karkat inevetibly lies down on his quest bed, he will not close his eyes

    he will open his eyes wider than before and die of a brain hemmorhage.

    then bam

    got tiger
    ((Corrected

    Also, he will be the Kark of Bulge.))



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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    >Karkat: Put on a top hat and a monocle

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Quote Originally Posted by ticktockCurator View Post
    >Karkat: Put on a top hat and a monocle


    Well, a bit of make-believe is always fun, isn't it? Unfortunately, this hat does not really attach itself well to your hair, and your vision is quite fine in each eye, so you will remove these quite soon.




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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    Karkat: Troll the crap out of an enemy.
    Last edited by Failguy; 10-02-2011 at 10:48 PM.
    My life is as amazing as my imagination lets it be; which in comparison to your life, is pretty f***ing amazing.

    While some people claim to be "Chaotic Neutral", or "Chaotic Good", I'm just plain old Chaotic.

    Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

    My pesterchum tag is gamblingHighroller. Hit me up if you wanna talk.

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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    >Karkat: Wear a bowler hat instead.
    >Equius: Get that sculpture's move on already!


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    Re: ChaosBloodSwap

    > Karkat: Be a serial killer. Kill anybody whose existance might make others "uncomfortable" in order to preserve your own worldview of sunshine, rainbows, and candy.
    I hereby acknowledge that any of the preceeding words might possibly be nonsensical, insane, illogical, or just plain weird.

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