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    Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    > Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood.


    This is actually a pretty typical afternoon for you.

    There are rarely times when you do not hate being a SEA DWELLER. Being at the bottom of the hemospectrum is a death sentence, no more and no less, slower and more painful than being repeatedly keelhauled until your body falls apart. On days like this, you half consider slicing off your own fins. It won't change your blood color, but even a perpetually-stoned clown-worshipping SUBJUGGLATOR would have a better shot at filling his quadrants than you.

    But self-mutilation would probably make your hangover worse.

    You wonder what you did yesterday.



    Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA, you have a ROTTEN BANANA PEEL on your head, and for some reason you CANNOT SEE OUT OF YOUR RIGHT EYE.

    You are ten solar sweeps old and fast approaching your eleventh wriggling day, and in a single night you filled and lost both your concupiscent quadrants. Of course, as usual, you BLAME THE STATUS QUO RATHER THAN YOUR OWN FAILINGS.

    In lieu of your childhood GENOCIDE COMPLEX, which you developed in hopes of forcing people to pay a little more attention to you, you have developed a NEARLY SOCIOPATHIC INABILITY TO PITY ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF, and a corresponding FANATICAL NEED TO FORCE YOUR ACQUAINTANCES TO PITY YOU. Both your former genocide complex and your current pity-mongering stem from the same need, but, oddly enough, the GENOCIDE COMPLEX MIGHT HAVE BEEN HEALTHIER.

    You have an obsession with SOCIO-POLITICAL HISTORY AND REVOLUTIONARY LEADERS. Due to the controversial nature of your idols and your ideals, you must keep quiet about them in most situations, and thus you constantly INTERNALLY JUDGE AND CRITIQUE THE SOCIO-POLITICAL FORCES at work around you. Your tendency to personalize all of these forces and assume they are out to get you leads to IMPASSIONED EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS, and thus most people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A FOOL.

    Even though you no longer want genocide, it is still your dream to somehow OVERTHROW ALL LAND DWELLERS in order to ascend to a less benighted social status. Failing that, you would be glad to THROW AWAY YOUR SEA DWELLER SOLIDARITY and ascend to a less benighted social status all by yourself, like a MERMAID PRINCESS RESCUED BY A ROYAL KNIGHT.

    Whether you are shooting for revolution, riches, or romance, you live by one and only one rule: to NEVER GIVE UP HOPE.

    You suppose you had better get this peel off your horn, fix whatever is wrong with your glasses, and figure out where you are. Regardless of yesterday's comedy of errors, you cannot simply take a break from your full-time job: attempting to fill your empty quadrants. You're not gonna successfully woo anybody if you smell like a dumpster.

    After all, you did not successfully woo anybody when you smelled like a sewer, did you?

    What will you do?

    And who are you wooing in which quadrant, anyway?

    ... As if there is any question.

    As if there is ANY question!

    You had them.

    You had them both.

    Two quadrants filled in a single night. BOTH concupiscent quadrants! You were READY for the fucking imperial drone! YOU WERE SET!

    And now you are back where you were this time yesterday.

    With no matesprit and no kismesis.

    Well, THIS time, you are not about to give up and start over. You had the pity and love of a highblood, and you had the hatred of the Imperious Grand Advisier and descendant of the Sanguine Sufferer.

    And if you DIDN'T have that, THEN YOU WILL YET.

    So you know exactly who you are going to woo.

    And you know exactly what you are going to do.

    > Do the singy thing.




























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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5
    i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship
    :(( < and i wont purrt my paws up and surrender
    There will 8e no white flag a8ove my door.
    I'M IN HATE AND ALWAYS WILL BE.


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    p00r Unfortun8 2oul2

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    Eridan Ampora and the Red Blood Prince

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    Eriskirt vs. Pantskat, Round 1, GRIEF

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    welcom to my TERRORTORY

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    i herd u liek carfully tamed chaos in your carefuley tame chaoss

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    Everyone: Crush Souls. In A Good Way.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Newthread party is a go!

    Eridan: Speculate about your stunningly fashionable eyewear.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Just don't party TOO hard.

    This thread has the coolest title yet, I don't want it to get eaten up too fast.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Okay, now I have that song playing in my head on repeat :<
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    >Eridan: Get out of that dumpster, shake off that banana peel and take off those glasses in a very dramatic fasion.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Quote Originally Posted by ckret2 View Post
    Just don't party TOO hard.

    This thread has the coolest title yet, I don't want it to get eaten up too fast.
    I have a feeling that this post will have the opposite of the intended effect.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    psst, you could have pm'd schazer instead of posting in that thread, she is online
    even though a lot of people use that thread to get moved, it is recommended that if you want to move fast it would be better to pm them
    or at least it was when it was created i don't know the official mod stance on it right now because nobody talks about the cradle anymore like they did when it was new bluh bluh etc.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    > Cuvier: Meet Feferi before she completely falls for Jadzia
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    >Nepeta: You need to see Equius.

    >Tavros: You want to see Equius.

    >Nepeta and Tavros: Meet.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    The smell of a fresh new act

    it smells...like a dumpster...?

    >Eridan: get on your feet you have to salvage both your quadrants in what ever way you can. So seek Your Moirail for advice.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    I... this i so amazing I don't know who we should be first! I guess we should probably stay Eridan, since it's his adventure and all...
    Can we possibly be everyone at once? (And why am I thinking in cat puns? It just keeps happening)
    Oh wait! Most importantly.
    > Eridan: Quick! Check to see if Cuvier stole Ahabs Crosshairs.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    HELL YES. NEW THREAD PARTY!

    *gets drunk and clumsily flirts with ALL THE GIRLS and some of the guys*
    *generally makes an ass of himself*

    > Random offscreen guy: Throw a can at Eridan, yell at him to stop singing.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Continuation of epic story. Glee noises commencing.
    Go then. There are other lesbians than these.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    >Eridan: Rant on Karkat for breaking up with you, don't actually mention him breaking up with you.
    >Karkat: Be turned on by this display of hate.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    > Eridan: Contact Karkat, begging him to get back with you
    > Karkat: Still be unconscious
    > Eridan: Assume you are being deliberately ignored
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Yeah. I can't actually read what Feferi is saying in that one. Help anyone?
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Eridan: Wonder why the hell you're wearing those clothes. And where your glasses went.
    Eridan: Realize your clothes now have a green symbol.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Quote Originally Posted by doctorHolmestuck View Post
    Yeah. I can't actually read what Feferi is saying in that one. Help anyone?
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    Quote Originally Posted by doctorHolmestuck View Post
    Yeah. I can't actually read what Feferi is saying in that one. Help anyone?
    "I'm in LOV-E and always W)(AL-E B-E"
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    Eridan: Troll Nepeta furiously/repeatedly, attempting to win her back.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    >Steal the dumpster

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    >Karkat: You have the best kismesis ever, go hate-flirt like your life depended on it! You know, as soon as you can stand.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

    I want to see what troll Dave and troll John are up to.

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    Be the devastated Gold blood.
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