Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5: i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship

[ckret2]

> Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood.


This is actually a pretty typical afternoon for you.

There are rarely times when you do not hate being a SEA DWELLER. Being at the bottom of the hemospectrum is a death sentence, no more and no less, slower and more painful than being repeatedly keelhauled until your body falls apart. On days like this, you half consider slicing off your own fins. It won't change your blood color, but even a perpetually-stoned clown-worshipping SUBJUGGLATOR would have a better shot at filling his quadrants than you.

But self-mutilation would probably make your hangover worse.

You wonder what you did yesterday.



Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA, you have a ROTTEN BANANA PEEL on your head, and for some reason you CANNOT SEE OUT OF YOUR RIGHT EYE.

You are ten solar sweeps old and fast approaching your eleventh wriggling day, and in a single night you filled and lost both your concupiscent quadrants. Of course, as usual, you BLAME THE STATUS QUO RATHER THAN YOUR OWN FAILINGS.

In lieu of your childhood GENOCIDE COMPLEX, which you developed in hopes of forcing people to pay a little more attention to you, you have developed a NEARLY SOCIOPATHIC INABILITY TO PITY ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF, and a corresponding FANATICAL NEED TO FORCE YOUR ACQUAINTANCES TO PITY YOU. Both your former genocide complex and your current pity-mongering stem from the same need, but, oddly enough, the GENOCIDE COMPLEX MIGHT HAVE BEEN HEALTHIER.

You have an obsession with SOCIO-POLITICAL HISTORY AND REVOLUTIONARY LEADERS. Due to the controversial nature of your idols and your ideals, you must keep quiet about them in most situations, and thus you constantly INTERNALLY JUDGE AND CRITIQUE THE SOCIO-POLITICAL FORCES at work around you. Your tendency to personalize all of these forces and assume they are out to get you leads to IMPASSIONED EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS, and thus most people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A FOOL.

Even though you no longer want genocide, it is still your dream to somehow OVERTHROW ALL LAND DWELLERS in order to ascend to a less benighted social status. Failing that, you would be glad to THROW AWAY YOUR SEA DWELLER SOLIDARITY and ascend to a less benighted social status all by yourself, like a MERMAID PRINCESS RESCUED BY A ROYAL KNIGHT.

Whether you are shooting for revolution, riches, or romance, you live by one and only one rule: to NEVER GIVE UP HOPE.

You suppose you had better get this peel off your horn, fix whatever is wrong with your glasses, and figure out where you are. Regardless of yesterday's comedy of errors, you cannot simply take a break from your full-time job: attempting to fill your empty quadrants. You're not gonna successfully woo anybody if you smell like a dumpster.

After all, you did not successfully woo anybody when you smelled like a sewer, did you?

What will you do?

And who are you wooing in which quadrant, anyway?

... As if there is any question.

As if there is ANY question!

You had them.

You had them both.

Two quadrants filled in a single night. BOTH concupiscent quadrants! You were READY for the fucking imperial drone! YOU WERE SET!

And now you are back where you were this time yesterday.

With no matesprit and no kismesis.

Well, THIS time, you are not about to give up and start over. You had the pity and love of a highblood, and you had the hatred of the Imperious Grand Advisier and descendant of the Sanguine Sufferer.

And if you DIDN'T have that, THEN YOU WILL YET.

So you know exactly who you are going to woo.

And you know exactly what you are going to do.

> Do the singy thing.

[ckret2]

Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 5
i wwill go dowwn wwith this ship
:(( < and i wont purrt my paws up and surrender
There will 8e no white flag a8ove my door.
I'M IN HATE AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

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p00r Unfortun8 2oul2

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4ND YOU'R3 4NOTH3R D4Y OLD3R

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2tiill aliive

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Eridan Ampora and the Red Blood Prince

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Feelingswapped

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Eriskirt vs. Pantskat, Round 1, GRIEF

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welcom to my TERRORTORY

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i herd u liek carfully tamed chaos in your carefuley tame chaoss

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Everyone: Crush Souls. In A Good Way.

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Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 1
2: and i wwill leavve my cape on
3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood
4: wwhat is lovve

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Fanart found BELOW

NOTE! Due to size limitations, not all of the fanart fits in this thread. Please GO TO THREAD FOUR TO SEE THE FANART FROM THREADS 1, 2, AND 3.

Contained below is the fanart from thread 4, and from the discussion thread for thread 3.

The discussion thread fanart for thread 4 wouldn't fit in this post, and can be found here.

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Note: The img tags have been replaced with URL tags because otherwise there are too many images on this page. Just click the links to see the pics.

Thread 3 fanart from Discussion Thread

Image manipulations

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dsaljgsladgjlsagjsad DAAAMN YOU GOVERNMENT FOR BLOCKING TUMBLR AND DROPBOXX

-patpat-

Poor you. Australia? Let me help you.

FC USES L-L-L-LINK!!!!

PROXY.ORG

I have tor. just wont connect because of slow internets right now.
and no. I live in arizona.

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Trainsurfing

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Wallpaper crossover anyone?

So we might be having lots of fun in that memo. LET ME SHARE TODAYS BEAUTY FROM ME

Troll!Riddler

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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34321711/Riddler.png

Godzilla!Cuvier

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Surfing!Cuvier

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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34321711/NukeCuvb.png

Pissed at AZ?!

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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34321711/TrollarizonaCuv.png

And here is a vector copy of my Cuvier template, so you can past Cuvier any size you wish into any picture.

Or just have him as a wallpaper.

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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34321711/VecCuv.png

And Cuvier was on that planet Vriska and Terezi are on. I blank on the name. Troll Canada was it?

Also my headcanon for the lacks of facefins is either he got in an accident and thus keeps his hair that way, he's a mutant and doesn't have them, or his hair is just too mesy and blocks them

I just made this one:

REBEL PLAYA:

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And Cuvier becomes the new Waldo.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2v8ls11.gif

This could take a while.

I think it's the one on the far right. Look how pissed off he is!

I need to know how to work the memo thing too =/

My addition to the bullshoppery:

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http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1310275625

...Still can't find Waldo in this picture.

Memo shenanigans I whipped up in 1 minute to get Cuvier out of hiding:

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"HEY CUV13R 1S TH1S YOU?"
http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/...g?t=1310281221

It worked, briefly and I lol'd.

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Where in the world is Cuvier Safiro?

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FIRE THE KANAYA CANNON.

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Also, yeah, they've got sports cars:

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This isn't exactly a sports car, but if it exists, then somewhere, sports cars exist too.

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And this does indeed exist. Karkat's loot pile is legit.

Obviously, the Brona Lisa is a parody of Karkat's original.

-----THIS IS THE POST WHERE I TEST HOMESTUCK PICS IN TUMBLR AND DROPBOX SO I CAN VIEW THEM---

Oh Gamzee
Come here and let me hold you for always
you sexy crazy sonuvabitch

YAY UPDATES
But this is, swear to god, the very first thing that came to mind when I saw the latest one xD

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2402/sdfdasfsda.png

Or maybe some weird fusion of the two?

Okay

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34321711/vristire.png

http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/u...nmakesthis.png

pictured: the many members of the legion of cuvier.
not pictured: the many narcotics that allowed me to think up this shit.
oh also reason number 5 why i should not be allowed access to image editing software

@CC I think sly!God Tier Aradia is my favourite

Also:

OMG 'SHOPPING CUVIER GLASSES ON EVERYTHING IS SO FUN!!

I HAAAAADDD TOO

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^ That's a bit better, perspective warp makes all the difference :P
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I must say, they seem to suit GIR

http://oi56.tinypic.com/2lc1z4g.jpg

I couldn't resist.

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/1...omangacopy.png

...oh shit that looks better than I ever thought it would
your day just got +40 fabulous

I am so so sorry, but I saw the word 'smolder' and this would no go away, so I made it. You have no one to blame but yourself, CtT. And me, for this terrible creation. You can blame me too, I guess.

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Karkat's Hate Smolder.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...Flynn2copy.png
(Cod, that looks terrible! XD )

@Barcode, it was only a matter of time before people started shipping meHussie.

Although for the record, his lips terrify me.

Between me easily being amused and having way to much damn free time on my hands, I was inspired to make this silly image manip.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ret_N_Lips.gif

okay better version:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/Zrcalo/love2.gif

I think somewhere in karkat's "near death dream sequence" it should have eridan as the old spice commercial.

Not that many Gamzee's with horn is a good thing sometimes, one of them at A-kon abused their horn >> So. Annoying @_@ BUT YEY MORE FEFFERIS! I would think she would be a fun cosplay too, with that outfit



AND I FINISHED RJE, I FINISHED RJE

I don't know what is so relaxing about image manipulation, but it is. I got distracted a lot, but I finally finished this tonight.

And uh, large picture is large. I was working of vectors here, sooooo. And stupid meme is stupid but *I* was amused by the result and that's the thing I care about at the end of the day.
goddon'tstoneme

K4RK4T 1S TH4T YOU

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Heck yes, Thank you Thantos for this thing.
http://i.imgur.com/5BjqS.gif

@brickman -- the longer version is also the album version! i'd guess it's the most well-known one. not having the repeat of the first section would make it kind of unwieldy though i bet.

@anyone who gives a damn -- bluh bluh designing horns based on alchemical symbols is kind of hard bluh why did i decide reverberation was a good idea for a theme, bluh, etc. also swinging back and forth on whether to include troll bob bryar because i... can't draw him at all, to be honest. although i've never drawn mr iero either, so. EXCITING NEW EXPERIENCES and startling depths of fail ahoy.

EDIT: uh, 3/5? (basic designs/concept/thingy/why anyway)

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symbols from here; troll!gerard and mikey share one because related, although their blood is ostensibly a different colour; the colour gee is apparently using does not exist on the hemospectrum and happens to be the same one as my avatar's shirt (approximately 345 where the spectrum starts at 0 and cuts off at 330). frank is yellow because i've read headcanons involving a relationship between place on the hemospectrum and immune system. for some reason today i can't faces. bluh bluh.

Okay so
After the last update...
this was a thing that happened

Spoilered for huge
(I think, it's huge as hell on my tiny notebook xD)

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full size - bluh bluh huge pic

I apologize for the horrible ladies, I have apparently forgotten how to draw nice looking ladies ;______;
And also proper lack of blood for I am a lazy bastard >u>

(Although everyone did manage to look like what I -wanted- them to look like, so yay for that)
edit: holy shite i forgot eridan's HORNS *facepalm headdesk*

adveniatLumina - oh wow i am humbled that I was able to help you ascend! I wonder if that was a just or heroic death o3o
but seriously x3 thnk you
and hey if you marry my lineart I better get a tax break >:T

CC - I really like that, great job !

renachan - thank you! AND HEY! YOU'RE IN LUCK!

Xposted (I will stop doing that if it's annoying though)

linked for size
my favorite part of all is Kar and the bottom left corner lol lol

edit:
http://i54.tinypic.com/29pxkk0.png
it's blueberry flavor 9u9

reeding komprehenshun is for other people! .../tends to fail at it /"wait, did you mean this word or the completely other word? did i spell that right? OH GOD I MISSPELLED MY OWN USERNAME DIDN'T I wait wait okay right."

good morning rje! i would kind of like to do that thing, but i think i shall have to make a proper list of all the fanart i want to do! at least half of it is BTSDLB. what is happening to me. (i actually have a half-finished cast portrait somewhere, i should go see if any of it is salvageable. ...at a time that isn't three AM, which despite being conveniently song-associated is not good for the coherency or the drawings...)

EDIT:
>Al: do the salvage thing.
>Forum: receive sketches.

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these were all from what i meant to be a complete lineup (well, the 12 canon trolls, anyway) before i decided it was not cohesive, aradia's knees were stupid, and i couldn't get the thing i wanted -- people standing next to each other by their relationships to one another -- to work without going into the fourth dimension.

...this is how i reacted to starting to read BTSDLB, okay. so of course i still fully intend to redraw it and polish it up properly.

but in the meantime, ehehe, i sketch everybody in their blood colour.

karkat and bluh bluh vriska:
http://i.cubeupload.com/ABcXUY.png
fun fact: car coats actually reach to mid-thigh and apparently that's what he has? OOPS. i did not know that. now i know that. why do all my artposts have overwear gaffes, should i just draw everyone in their skivvies. wait no that's not a solution at all!

kanaya being far away from the plot (that's, uh, the file name):
http://i.cubeupload.com/33SNRC.png

jegus you guys, i go to write some fiction and get distracted by writing a blog post to explain the fiction and you post as much as you have in the rest of the day! :P oh wait it's the 5th now. so i can't quite say that. oh well! hi again. /silly al is silly

@rje -- oh man, i've always wanted to be a ceiling al in truth! thank you so much! XD (it's okay, kanaya, ceiling al does not judge. *solemn* she just stares. and grins. i knew somehow that having the drawing be making that face was a good idea...)

AND I WILL LEAVE MY SPARKLING ON. gosh. (it's in the seventh row for me! either it has to do with the size of my window or -- gasp -- google thinks ubuntu + chromium users aren't as interested in ooh miss maryam ooh! BLASPHEMY, GOOGLE. BLASPHEMY.)

@megatronusPrime -- i'd say drag her over to the forum! among other things, it means we can shamelessly dogpile her with friendliness inspire her, too.

@mysteryJack -- ...that does sound like vris.

@StarZeph -- ooh! if you do end up doing it link me to your profile so i can add you or however it is they're doing it now. :3

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edit: from something going on in the other forum:

ADVVANCE OR ABSCONE, ADVVANCE OR ABSCONE!!!!!!!!

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So. Since I've gone to the trouble of registering and dropping in here, what sort of shenanigans are going on in this here discussion thread?

scones and god-tiers.

it's only a matter of time until we get a god-tier scone.

...I'm not going to ask how the topic of scones came up in this thread. There will either be a completely logical explanation that would disappoint my high expectations, or it would be just as bizzare as I'm assuming, and as such I'd rather not know.

Anyway here thread have some crappy one day late fanart.

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>Eridan: Celebrate holiday.

Yes it's very crappy. I know. But I did it in paint, so I think it turned out fairly well. Also their skin turned out weird looking even though it's supposed to be gray. In case you couldn't tell, I can't draw hands, clothing (it doesn't help that I coulnd't quite remember what Nepeta's outfit looked like), hair, or people sitting. Especially since I went with a difficult pose for Karkat.

EDIT: AAAHHH why doesn't it work. Stupid photobucket. Here have a link instead. You can click it to enlarge, too.

haha what's so funny about warm-up pics is if i put them all together you can actually see me, y'know...warm up *grins* lines gettin limber-er an..stuff, yeah.

8D I totally did your ideas too
but I had to give them looks to match, too

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but it's Fef that I'm so happy about
she looks
exactly like I wanted her to look [well minus eyes being a bit off lol]
that is so rare for me to capture what's in my head exactly right
booyah!

although I drew this before looking back at the thread, so I didn't actually incorporate anybody's ideas! sorryyyy
I came up with these all on my own
I just knew Equius had to have streched lobes with STRONG whatchamacallems in them
I just forgot the name xD

and I was like
who gets the monroe, who gets the monroe!
...Fef
.................for no reason really >u>

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34321711/whyrena.gif
picasaweb version for those who can't use dropbox


...but I have no idea how to kidnap you

AND I'M KIDNAPPING HIM BECAUSE HE IS MY AWESOME PRINCESS. Also I am a college student so doubt I can feed him, much less y'all

maybe I can afford a kidnap party, but only for a night or two!


And yes, I meant which pronoun do you prefer XD Thank you very much.

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/2998/scan0004dr.jpg

If you need me to spoiler it because of size please do tell

In other news I am in love with this pencil/sketchbook combo, look how clean Cuvier's jawline came out, this scanning is perfect

Clearly y'all are missing the TRUE pairing of the comic

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picasaweb version for those who can't use dropbox

rje, thank you again hun for the great art. I really enjoy playing with it :3

Though I also feel a little bad for defacing such pretty art XD But mostly I have a blast doing this.

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His legs were just too sensual. His inadvertent one-eyed wink, too alluring. I am so, so sorry.

I love this thread.
THIS MUCH.

holy fuck you guys from the memo.. look at what you made me do.
if anyone objects, blame it on them.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...alo/lolwat.png

OKAY! sketched her out.
this is just a really rough idea... so... yeah.
but I dont remember what her blood colour was but I think she should have her hair be her blood colour. like.. this.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...alo/jkgdhj.png

^^ also I asked that question on your formspring ckret. thanks so much for answering it!

ok... Ckret.. you made me draw eridan being pathetic and all.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...ridansmall.png

http://ib.skaia.net/image/4940.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...nec/sourry.png

I like to think that this falls under "fine art" and there are people who get commissioned to draw their wealthy clients as musclebeasts. Or at least, there were in canon. It could just be a blueblood thing.

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7...allnotpass.jpg

Yes, this is what I spent the last week on. I need better hobbies.

yeah uh sorry guys. have an image to illustrate the scenario.

i am so sorry guys i am the worst orz

http://ib.skaia.net/image/5142.png

Guys how do I fanart.

Nevermind. I figured it out instantly.

http://ib.skaia.net/image/5439.png

I drew some fanarts.. It looks terrible because I stink at blood and backgrounds. XD
It's so behind on the updates, though, as we're no longer on Eridan. XD

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Eridan Escapes. (Because he was in Karkat's room for forever. XD ... And it was a badass escape. )
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...SDLB22copy.png
And, um... his gun is put up. Yeah.. >.>

ART DUMP.

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art drump ~
enjoy my shittily scanned pencil drawings that I barely cleaned!
i mean really shitty
god my scanner is shitty
my pencil style's a bit diff than my digital too

firstly i got silly and drew a troll MEEEeee

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i apparently am an asshole activist fighting the status quo and societal norms no matter what universe i'm in lol
i would so be culled in a heartbeat
SOMEONE GET ME A MEGAPHONE
http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/s...rt/TROLLME.png
*thrusts badly-scanned underground manifesto at unsuspecting passerby*

Tav and Gamz, best bros

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I figure they're about 14/15 here (human years)
they are watching a movie aw
what movie are they watching, idk

Tav & Gamz
a little older, around 18 human years

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this picture so drew itself too, this wasn't what I started out drawing but--apparently it wanted to be drawn whether i willed it or no
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I had this little scene in my head playing too the whole time:

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the addiction's starting to become evident, Gamzee's behavior is changing and he's barely coherent half the time Tavros sees him which isn't nearly as much as he used to; sometimes Gamzee disappears for days, although he's never been gone this long. two and a half weeks now and counting and Tavros is out of his mind with fear, but after some asking around he manages to find Gamzee one night far across town huddled in a doorway in an alley and in bad shape. he'd been obviously attacked, maybe mugged, though it's hard to tell if his money and belongings were stolen or sold -- he's out of it on sopor and Tav can't even tell if he recognizes him as he kneels down and tries to rouse him from his stupor. Gamz shivers and shakes, mumbling about being cold and too empty to get back to the stars and he does the only thing he can think of, gathers him up in his arms, off the cold concrete. gamzee's head lolls back on his shoulder. 'it hurts...bro it hurts' he mutters and begins to cry, shakily and softly against tavros' shoulder. tav swallows hard and says nothing. he only picks Gamzee up and tries to take him home from this dark place, once again'

/? subtext too because yay
jesus christ his horns are so long xDD
i was channeling rufio apparently

I'm just going to completely overshoot the whole gender/sexuality debate and post some more fanart.

http://ib.skaia.net/image/6015.png

SO UM I MAED THESE AND UM THEY'RE GOING ON MY JACKET
PLZKTHXBAI
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...DLBbuttons.jpg

So, jumping on the massive fanart train with... oh gog this, why? Honestly, I'll probably fix it later. So. Much. To. Fix. DX But it's the first thing I've actually completed in forever. So it's getting posted, even if I hate it.

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I listened to Winning for most of this picture, and did some things without a reference. =/ Now I'm going to take a nap because bluh.

Hand anatomy, how does it work? >.<

And, everyone here has such great art >.< I'm disgracing everyone. Lol

Hey ckret remember when I said I wanted to draw you thinggggggggs

Well I made you a thingggggggg hope you like it but it's kinda stupid and very small but whatever it is a thingggggggg

http://ib.skaia.net/image/6428.png

BEAR

now i am sad that i can't help with music!

to make it up to you, uh, have this rhosyn and feferi? (i wanted to make a point about their differing ~upbringings and so on)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp...tqslo1_500.png
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Karkat: Daydream while the imperial drone taps his foot in the corner

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp...1g71o1_500.png

The only way this is relevant to SDLB is that it's SDLB Terezi. ANYWAY

Well, I just spent this afternoon sketching up something ridiculous and awesome.

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There you have it: a genuine Pickaxe-Scythe-Anchor, and some cool dude wielding it. Well, maybe just leaning on it menacingly, but he's still looking cool next to it.

So on ckret's formspring, she said that if Jadzia and Gamzee ever met, Gamzee would smear Jadzia's paint and give her a big hug.

Well my brain decided to be a dumb-dumb and made this as a result of that.

http://i.imgur.com/Yc68f.png

Hey guys. I found Eridan's lost shades.

http://i.imgur.com/Va3eO.png

http://ib.skaia.net/image/8297.png

Don't mind me.

Just dropping this off.

CUVIER HASS THE CAR....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...o/101_1021.jpg

Oh snap I drew Jadzia.

http://ib.skaia.net/image/8463.png

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Also ckret we really should get around to doing that solo RP I mentioned.

I decided I wanna be Sollux. I haven't had a real chance to be Sollux before.

INCREDIBLY CRAPPY FANART ATTACK

http://recklessblather.deviantart.co...craps#/d46gr2f

It makes no. Sense. Whatsoever.

I guess Anthy was hitchhiking to troll Britain or something?

Yeah. I look forward to troll Britain's first Guardian coming to kill me in my dreams tonight.

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Thread 4 fanart
Collected by recklessBlather

*rolls back into the thread to post fanart*

It's a little big, so Spoiler tag. AND you can click on the picture to see the sketch (haha, as you can see, he wasn't supposed to be shirtless... originally, but then I wanted to use as few colors as possible SO GOODBYE SHIRT HAWHAW).

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...escuvier-1.png

In all reality, I was killing three feathered sky beasts with one stone: making fanart, experimenting with some stylistic things and trying to improve my mediocre digital skills. :B
(A cookie to the first person who can tell me what this is referencing.)

Edit: BLAH I just realized I forgot the orange in the eye. OH WELL. C'EST LA VIE.

My first piece of fanart!

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...uck/Eridan.png

I figured that as long as Eridan was engaging murder mode/showing Nep his stabs/flipping the fuck out/doing the sociopath-ey thing/doof, or any meme you choose (or all of them), he should be represented by a new Johny Depp character. This one, I think, represents him just as perfectly as Jack Sparrow, especially now. Sweeny Todd even has the hair thing!

Eridan is Troll Johnny Depp. And horns are difficult to make realistic. Kinda messed them up.

//unlurks again to post Faaannaarrttt~~~
Hate Playa!Karkat ftw~ O u O/

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> Aradia: Karkat may have called off the law enforcement, but you're above the law. You can't allow Eridan to live after all he's done to Karkat. The relationship is just too dangerous. for him by getting rid of a dangerous . Who better to know how a seadweller would think than seadweller? Call Rhosyn and give the orders.

> Rhosyn: You're busy. You're completely drunk, and your informants tell you that Cuvier has boarded a ship to Surrogia. After telling them to F'tagrish-ing forget all about that, you headed to the landing port to intercept him so he can bend you over a black bucket . Delegate mission to these guys, your second in command and his cronies:

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please

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...k/TrollMNC.png

Somebody request Almandine licking one lowblood of questionable alliance?
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x...ybubblegum.png
Wait.. you didn't? HUH Must have been some other fanventure about a reversed hemospectrum in an Alternia that didn't have a reckoning.
I'll go back in time and attempt to find it.

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Could not. Stop thinking. About this. Just doodling pyralsprite like I always do, and this happened. In iscribble.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x...legumlines.png
that is the scales that you can't really see. ;u; I spent my entire evening on this. orz Why I line so slow

I LOVE HOW THE UPDATE JUST NINJA'D TWO PEOPLE.

Muchos thanks to CalamityCons for that last picture. The original:

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Mr. T is forever linked to Tavros in my mind. :P

I couldn't decide which chain of suggested events I liked best... so I did a silly photomanip instead.
I would have put this in the discussion thread but for some reason it's only loading on my phone. Which hates cooperating with the internet.

>Equius: Have found and used obscene amounts of towels, paper or otherwise, to clean yourself up. It's just not right, being this filthy in the presence of a highblood.

Wiggler here. Loving this fan adventure. Keep up the great work! I did some 5 minute crappy fanart out of boredom.

http://i56.tinypic.com/15wasxt.png

Also:

> Jhonen: Wake up in the evening. Receive Kanaya's update.

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http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...ol-d49jutg.jpg

So I arted.
Am I doing it right?

Fangoody!

I saw talk of making the 'Poor Unfortunate Souls' video muchmuchmuch earlier in the thread but didn't see any results. So... hope this does the trick! I so this adventure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IarMRJTaUEk

Uploading it seemed to knock the sync'ing off just a hair, but hope you all enjoy.

http://i56.tinypic.com/21cefja.png
Oh Kaaaaaaaarkat! Is this you? 8ecause I 8et this is you. :::

I am the best at image manips

Ooh! Me! My turn! I'm gonna do the combo-breakery thing!

Also, this seems like as good an oppurtunity I'll get to plonk this somewhere:



Recorded that a while back, but I only just got a good background music to slam on it (That's "Duke Of Dreams" by Thanatos; I hope he's alright with me usin' it). Fun fact; I didn't even get the merit of Broski's wacky typing style to keep that update from scaring the shit out of myself, 'cause I read it aloud in Broski's voice. Also, WHAT A VOICE. I don't think I've ever been quite so aroused by the sound of my own speech before. Like, WHOA.

There isn't enough room in one thread to hold all this fanart! Go here for the rest of the fanart!

[amymist]

Newthread party is a go!

Eridan: Speculate about your stunningly fashionable eyewear.

[ckret2]

Just don't party TOO hard.

This thread has the coolest title yet, I don't want it to get eaten up too fast.

[miyod]

Okay, now I have that song playing in my head on repeat :<

[Nekeva]

>Eridan: Get out of that dumpster, shake off that banana peel and take off those glasses in a very dramatic fasion.

[fivexthethird]

Just don't party TOO hard.

This thread has the coolest title yet, I don't want it to get eaten up too fast.

I have a feeling that this post will have the opposite of the intended effect.

[absoluteCertainty]

psst, you could have pm'd schazer instead of posting in that thread, she is online
even though a lot of people use that thread to get moved, it is recommended that if you want to move fast it would be better to pm them
or at least it was when it was created i don't know the official mod stance on it right now because nobody talks about the cradle anymore like they did when it was new bluh bluh etc.

????

[Stikk]

> Cuvier: Meet Feferi before she completely falls for Jadzia

[mellifluousMastermind]

>Nepeta: You need to see Equius.

>Tavros: You want to see Equius.

>Nepeta and Tavros: Meet.

[anacreon]

The smell of a fresh new act

it smells...like a dumpster...?

>Eridan: get on your feet you have to salvage both your quadrants in what ever way you can. So seek Your Moirail for advice.

[Barcode]

I... this i so amazing I don't know who we should be first! I guess we should probably stay Eridan, since it's his adventure and all...
Can we possibly be everyone at once? (And why am I thinking in cat puns? It just keeps happening)
Oh wait! Most importantly.
> Eridan: Quick! Check to see if Cuvier stole Ahabs Crosshairs.

[armeggedonCounselor]

HELL YES. NEW THREAD PARTY!

*gets drunk and clumsily flirts with ALL THE GIRLS and some of the guys*
*generally makes an ass of himself*

> Random offscreen guy: Throw a can at Eridan, yell at him to stop singing.

[harmoniousExtremes]

Continuation of epic story. Glee noises commencing.

[The Mather1]

>Eridan: Rant on Karkat for breaking up with you, don't actually mention him breaking up with you.
>Karkat: Be turned on by this display of hate.

[Renegade Electron]

> Eridan: Contact Karkat, begging him to get back with you
> Karkat: Still be unconscious
> Eridan: Assume you are being deliberately ignored

[doctorHolmestuck]

Yeah. I can't actually read what Feferi is saying in that one. Help anyone?

[aspiringHelpfulness]

Eridan: Wonder why the hell you're wearing those clothes. And where your glasses went.
Eridan: Realize your clothes now have a green symbol.

[K25fF]

Yeah. I can't actually read what Feferi is saying in that one. Help anyone?

"I'm in lov-e and always w)(al-e be."

[TempestRedux]

Yeah. I can't actually read what Feferi is saying in that one. Help anyone?

"I'm in LOV-E and always W)(AL-E B-E"

[Elkian]

Eridan: Troll Nepeta furiously/repeatedly, attempting to win her back.

[Snowmanne]

>Steal the dumpster

[Quakerlol]

>Karkat: You have the best kismesis ever, go hate-flirt like your life depended on it! You know, as soon as you can stand.

[Soadreqm]

I want to see what troll Dave and troll John are up to.

[kitmehsu]

Be the devastated Gold blood.