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    S.C.O.R.P.I.O. (on hiatus)

    S.C.O.R.P.I.O. is currently on hiatus and will be booted back up after the rewrite.



    Might I recommend the mirror?
    (It's easier to sort through and read is all)


    Tumblr found here, where I dump useless bloodswap garbage, and you can ask the bloodswappees things if you so desire.

    NOTE: Vriska, Eridan, Aradia, and bits and pieces of Karkat's introductions are due for some major revamping. I recommend skipping to Nepeta until I've got those done.

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    Begin.



    Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are currently standing around and staring into space because you are BORED. For the record, today is NOT your SIXTH WRIGGLING DAY, which wouldn't have really been worth mentioning and wouldn't have made your day any less BORING. After all, it's just a sweeply routine to lament the faults of your worthless, probably very short life. Your life has all of the faults. All of them.

    You are somewhat lacking in the interest department, as your ETERNAL FRUSTRATION WITH EVERYTHING EVER causes you to get upset and drop them easily, and you cannot partake in any sort of team physical activity for reasons YOU DO NOT CARE TO DIVULGE. The only constants you have ever had are SOLO RUNS to keep yourself fit, watching PIRATE MOVIES OF VARYING QUALITY (that you still get sick of individually), and listening to GORDYN SUMNER, also known as STING. You don't care what people think, his voice could rival your BARDAGGEDON FRIEND.

    From time to time you attempt to speak to your pals and frienemies, almost all of which GET ON YOUR VERY LAST NERVE. Note the almost. A few of them ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SANITY that rubs off on you while the OTHER CHUMPS DRIVE YOU UP A FUCKING WALL, and your gratitude for their existence is as eternal and constant as your previously mentioned frustration. Even if you are pretty sure they only humor your socially maladjusted ass out of platonic pity.

    Your trolltag is alloantiGeneticist and you TALK 1N A WAY THAT 1S SHORT AND TO THE PO1NT AS A WAY OF VENT1NG YOUR RAGE.

    Now that that's out of the way, you can either continue to stare into space until something happens, or you can actually do something semi-productive with your time. The choice is yours.


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    Fanart over here!
    Last edited by Menek; 09-21-2012 at 09:12 AM. Reason: hi8us

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    Re: 1 For the Record

    > Fondly regard poster of Troll Johnny Depp.

    ((I don't normally check the cradle, but... what can I say, you had a cool looking banner. XD ))
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    Re: 1 For the Record

    > Examine Gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchmageFestus View Post
    I don't normally check the cradle, but... what can I say, you had a cool looking banner. XD
    awww yeah, it worked. >:D

    Also as a note to everyone; I probably won't be able to update anymore tonight due to homework bluh bluh, but I will be able to tomorrow. I proooomise.

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    Looks pretty good so far. Even though Grey Vriska is already in Calamity's bloodswap, I like the hair here. How do you get the hives made?

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    >Look out window.
    PRETEND THIS NEVER EXISTED OH GOD OKAY BYE

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    >Fondly regard Troll Johnny Depp poster.



    Oh.
    Um.
    Well.
    You...you would. You honestly, truly would. Johnny is an enigma and a blessing on trollkind. But...you...

    You...

    You threw your Troll Johnny Depp poster away.

    You still think it was the single worst decision of your life, and regret it deeply. Johnny will forever be in your heart, though, with or without a constant reminder nailed to your wall.


    >Examine gun.



    This old thing? There's not much to examine.
    It's a standard Skorpion vz. 61. Aside from a magically self-replenishing and infinite bullet supply that you still can't explain, it's pretty unremarkable. But damn if it doesn't get the job done.
    The job being protecting your anonymous ass from too-curious trolls.

    Did you mention you found it in a crater?


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    Flashback to when you found the gun in the crater.
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    My life is as amazing as my imagination lets it be; which in comparison to your life, is pretty f***ing amazing.

    While some people claim to be "Chaotic Neutral", or "Chaotic Good", I'm just plain old Chaotic.

    Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

    My pesterchum tag is gamblingHighroller. Hit me up if you wanna talk.

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    >Flashback to when you found the gun in the crater.



    What? Really?
    That story's not really interesting, especially since finding things in craters really isn't that uncommon on Alternia. People have found things way more intriguing than a submachine gun that defies the very laws of existence, like that journal one of your frienenemies has that is apparently chock full of exposition on some dead pirate asshole's life hundreds of sweeps ago.
    But that's a story for another time and place.

    You wanted a flashback, you're getting a flashback.

    >3 sweeps in the past...



    ...you lived in this ugly dump in the middle of fuck nowhere.
    Except not really, because you STILL LIVE IN IT. God damn. At least you had the sense later on to take off those ugly sails. What were you even thinking, building a hive that looks like a pirate ship?

    Whatever.
    What were you doing this fine Alternian night?





















    ...Oh.
    Right.
    Not one of your finest moments, was it?

    Your are now VWISKA VRISKA SERKET circa THREE SWEEPS AGO, and you HATE SITTING IN THE NAUGHTY CORNER.



    Last edited by Menek; 10-27-2011 at 10:27 PM. Reason: grammar fail >.T

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    What did you do now?
    My life is as amazing as my imagination lets it be; which in comparison to your life, is pretty f***ing amazing.

    While some people claim to be "Chaotic Neutral", or "Chaotic Good", I'm just plain old Chaotic.

    Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

    My pesterchum tag is gamblingHighroller. Hit me up if you wanna talk.

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    >What did you do now?



    You didn't do ANYTHING! You're innocent!

    ...
    Okay, so maybe you went outside past curfew. But you have very good, totally legal reasons for doing so and your lusus is a big fat worrywart butthead for not letting y-



    ?!


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    Well that was slightly disconcer-



    -Hey.
    Where'd you go?













    Yeah, okay, that wasn't really a surprise. You ARE only three, after all.


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    Investigation!
    My life is as amazing as my imagination lets it be; which in comparison to your life, is pretty f***ing amazing.

    While some people claim to be "Chaotic Neutral", or "Chaotic Good", I'm just plain old Chaotic.

    Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

    My pesterchum tag is gamblingHighroller. Hit me up if you wanna talk.

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    ======>



    Oh my god you are so excited.
    What could await you in this crater? What could the meteor gods or whatever the fuck they are have bestowed upon you today? Long lost tomes? Sufficiently advanced alien technology? Weapons of mass destruction? A source of god-like powers?!

    But no, your reward this fateful day is...

    Is...



    ...






    What.





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    Wallow in anger.
    My life is as amazing as my imagination lets it be; which in comparison to your life, is pretty f***ing amazing.

    While some people claim to be "Chaotic Neutral", or "Chaotic Good", I'm just plain old Chaotic.

    Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

    My pesterchum tag is gamblingHighroller. Hit me up if you wanna talk.

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    Re: 1 For the Record

    >Walk over to it and pick it up. A gun's better than nothing.

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    >Walk over and pick it up. One gun's better than no gun, right?



    Well, that's true, but you still feel cheated. All the possibilties and outcomes for this scenario, and you get this average-looking gun that probably broke on the way here. At least, it LOOKS like an average gun.
    But your eyesight's never been good.

    Miffed as you are, you go to get the guwait what's that noise?



    Oh. Right.
    Makes sense that she would hear the crash too.

    It's just not your lucky night, is it.



    You allow yourself to be taken and placed back in the CORNER, mainly because the disappointment took most of the fight out of you and you haven't yet hit the more violent stages of your growth cycle.

    Your lusus would later go out to get the gun and proceed to hide it from you until your FIFTH WRIGGLING DAY, when you would be strong enough to hold it and smart enough not to shoot yourself in the face. At the same time, you would also finally be allowed to wander away from your hive.

    It was during one such exposition that you found out the gun was special, specifically when you took out a group of rogue beasts all on your own.

    But that's enough exposition! We better get back to you in the present.

    >Back to the present.



    We are now back to- hey.
    Girl.
    You there, girl.
    Who said you could get on the computer?
    Get off of it until we tell you to.





    Don't you glare at me like that. You know the rules.





    Wait. What? How did you...?
    You know what. Fine. Have it your way. I don't care.

    Who will you troll this fine hour? Or, perhaps, who will troll you?



    Last edited by Menek; 10-05-2011 at 07:54 AM. Reason: guhhh noooo typos

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    Re: 1 For the Record

    >Troll acuteCataclysm

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    Troll the crap out of carcinoGeniality!
    My life is as amazing as my imagination lets it be; which in comparison to your life, is pretty f***ing amazing.

    While some people claim to be "Chaotic Neutral", or "Chaotic Good", I'm just plain old Chaotic.

    Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

    My pesterchum tag is gamblingHighroller. Hit me up if you wanna talk.

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    Re: 1 For the Record

    > troll CA

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    Um, let's be more vague here...
    > Troll your moirail.
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    >Troll your moirail.



    What moirail?





    >Troll CG.

    Might as well. You DO have some unfinished business with them.





    Now to just sit here and wait unti-






    >Get trolled by AC.

    Oh what the hell.





    Now to get back to-






    >Get trolled by CA.



    ...
    Rage. BUILDING.






    Okay, NOW let's get back to CG.
    Looks like he left the conversation, but he left a few messages.







    ...

    Well, that was highly disconcerting and somewhat confusing. Timelines? Alpha me? What?
    It's a shame you'll probably never hear the full story! Oh well.




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    Think of all the alternate timelines.
    My life is as amazing as my imagination lets it be; which in comparison to your life, is pretty f***ing amazing.

    While some people claim to be "Chaotic Neutral", or "Chaotic Good", I'm just plain old Chaotic.

    Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

    My pesterchum tag is gamblingHighroller. Hit me up if you wanna talk.

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    Oops I put "Doomed" timelines.
    Let me just.
    Fix that.
    no one must ever know

    You guys can totally switch characters now if you want to. You can chose from either CA, CG, or AC, since I follow the pesterlog-first-intro-later rule of Homestuck. And yes I will use their tags until introduced because I am a dork okay? Okay.

    (P.S. CG is NOT the Hero of Time. I'll explain why and how and whatnot later and more in-depth, I just wanted you to know we're not having an expy jade!Eridan up in here.)
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    Re: 1 For the Record

    >Troll your kismesis

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