>Terezi: Sniff your amazingly cool wallpaper.
It smells orgasmic.
>Terezi: Troll someone.
Remember what happened the last time you trolled someone?
Your glasses fell victim to the wrath of a pack of hungry sea dragon, in case the audience has forgotten! They're smart little buggers, too, and if you try trolling someone again they'll just harass your poor red spectacles some more. Let's not support glasses abuse. It's not cool to support bullshit like that.
>Terezi: Smell the tastiest book.
The tastiest book is not in this room! Unlike every other book in your collection, it is not waterproof and therefore must be kept in the DRY SECTION of your castle-hive. That's also where the food preparation block, respite block, and technological entertainment block reside, as sopor slime and electronics just don't go in water. Despite popular belief, seadwellers don't actually want to eat raw seafood all their life and sleep on a bunch of soggy beanbags.
[>Terezi: Onward to the tastiest book!]
[>Terezi: Forget the book, do something else. (specify)]
lol that wasn't worth the wait at all