S.C.O.R.P.I.O. (on hiatus)

[Failguy]

Be CG.

[CalamityCons]

Awww, but Jade!Eridan is kule! But then again I'm biased towards all Eridans so bluh.

Anyway.

>Be CA

[Loreweaver]

WHAT IS THIS.

JADE KARKAT.

SUBJUGGLATOR NEPETA.

WAT.

> Vriska: Go see what your lusus is up to.

[Ford Johnes]

WHAT IS THIS.

WAT.

Yeah that basically describes bloodswaps in general.

>Vriska: You have psychic powers, right?

[Loreweaver]

No, I've run into bloodswaps before; I'm subscribed to Don't Name It and Castelocked. This one just has deliciously mindboggling swaps.

[Menek]

Awww, but Jade!Eridan is kule!

Yes he is, just not when he's a Karkat. :U

SUBJUGGLATOR NEPETA.

Nope!
Almost, but nope.
(I'll explain later, worry not)

This one just has deliciously mindboggling swaps.

Aww, thanks!
that was a compliment right




I may or may not be able to update this morning, but I will definitely update some time tonight. Just so you know.

[ArchmageFestus]

Nah, let's stick with Vriska for a bit longer.

[Loreweaver]

Yes, it was a compliment =P And whether or not she's ACTUALLY a subjugglator, she has their blood color =3

[Menek]

>Troll your kismesis.

No. Just...okay, here, look.



That is more or less an accurate representation of your current quad life. That is to say, you have none of them filled. None of them. Zero. Less than 1.
It's a little bit of a sore subject for you, okay? Let's move on.




>Look out the window.



You try to do that and end up getting a face full of spare window area because you are too short to reach it.

Correction.

You try to do that and end up getting a face full of spare window area because the window is too high up for someone of your perfectly acceptable height.
You'll just go on tiptoe.





Looks like your lusus is coming back from her recent hunt, dragging a...a...um...whateverbeast with her, and appears to be covered in its blood...or maybe that's sopor? No that's stupid, of course it's blood. Seems like she didn't get badly hurt too, or maybe she did and you just can't see it from here?

Ugh, your eyesight SUCKS!

Regardless, you should really go out and greet her. And quickly bandage any wounds she may or may not have because you can't have her bleeding everywhere. It's...unsanitary and hard to look at.
Yes, that is totally the reason you want to patch her up as soon as possible and anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid and should feel stupid.

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ajfhajkfhaskdj I'M SO SORRY I totally fell asleep earlier and then I didn't finish the update and then argh
But it IS 11 o' clock, and technically is tonight, so it counts I guess idrk

Also there was supposed to be a closeup of Vriska's lusus but that'll just be the next update I guess since I can't figure out how to draw her quite yet.

[Loreweaver]

> Stroke gun, muttering about keeping all of your secrets safe. Aaaaaaaall of them.

[Menek]

>Be Vriska's lusus.



You are now VRISKA'S LUSUS. You go by many other names, such as MOM, MOTHER, MS. SERKET, SCORPIMOM, and OW WHAT THE FUCK STOP PINCHING ME YOU OVERSIZED ARACHNID ASSHOLE. That last one isn't actually a name, but your charge says it to you enough that it might as well be.

Your are currently dragging back your dinner, which is a HOOFBEAST roughly twice your size, which you managed to take down without a single scratch to your own person because you are a BADASS. The only problem with this is that you are COVERED IN BLOOD and god it smells terrible.

Your interests are limited to EATING, LIVING, HUNTING, and CARING FOR YOUR CHARGE. This is due to the fact that you are simply a lusus and cannot really have a three-dimensional character with elaborate likes! Sorry.

You, of course, don't have a trolltag and you SCREEEE CLACK CLACK CLICK RAWRSCREE.





Now what in the hell's going on over there?





Oh, hey, it's your charge. Angry and raging as usual.

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VRISKA: HEY. YOU.
VRISKA: YEAH, YOU.
VRISKA: WHAT THE HELL 1S YOUR PROBLEM, JUST LEAV1NG W1THOUT TELL1NG ME?
VRISKA: WHAT 1F THAT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DRAGG1NG FUCK1NG K1LLED YOU?
VRISKA: THAT'D BE A SH1TTY WAY TO SAY GOODBYE.
VRISKA: BY NOT SAY1NG GOODBYE AT ALL, 1 MEAN.
VRISKA: SER1OUSLY 1T WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU MAYBE 1 M1NUTE TO SAY BYE AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BE ASSED TO DO THAT.
SCORPIMOM: SCREE!
VRISKA: NO. SORRY W1LL NOT HELP.
VRISKA: THE DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.
SCORPIMOM: SCREE! *click click*
VRISKA: ...WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
VRISKA: ARE YOU MAK1NG FUN OF ME?!
SCORPIMOM: SCREEREE.
VRISKA: OH. 1 SEE.
VRISKA: THAT ST1LL DOESN'T MAKE TH1S OKAY YOU FAT SACK OF SH1T.
SCORPIMOM: SCREEEEEEE *click* REEEE *clack click*~
VRISKA: WHAT.
VRISKA: WHAT.
VRISKA: 1 AM GO1NG TO PUNCH YOU 1N YOUR STUP1D GODDAMN ST1NGER THEN TEAR 1T OFF AND STAB YOU 1N YOUR EYE YOU FUCK1NG P1ECE OF GARBAGE.
SCORPIMOM: ).P
VRISKA: YEAH, NO, TH1S 1SN'T FUNNY.
VRISKA: YOU SER1OUSLY COULD HAVE D1ED OR...OR...

She stops in front of you and sort of goes quiet.



You get down on your knee to reach her height. She looks...sad, you guess, but what for? She was fine a minute ago.

In order to find out, we'll have to flip the perspective. Turn-ways.



Oh.
Yeah, that would probably make someone a little upset if they just imagined the same thing happening to your other eye.

Why don't we leave you two to your sentimental shenanigans and switch over to someone else?

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UGH HOW DO I DRAW SCARS
also this took forever to make

Again, you can pick from CG, AC, or CA to switch to. Currently one vote for CG and one for CA.

[Aetrop]

> Let's be AC

[Failguy]

Let's be CA.

[ArchmageFestus]

Love the design on Scorpionmom, by the way.

[Menek]

>Be CA.



You are now CA.
You are glaring into space for some arbitrary reason or another.

Let's get you named and intro'd, shall we?

>Introduce yourself.



Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA.

Flowing through your veins is nearly the filthiest blood the hemospectrum has to offer, but you honestly don't give a shit about that because your FILTHY MUSTARD BLOOD just so happens to make you RIDICULOUSLY SMART and gives you HIGH LEVEL WAVE-BASED SCI-ONIC POWERS. That last bit is both a blessing and a curse; while you can BLOW SHIT UP, LEVITATE, and LIFT THINGS WITH YOUR MIND, among many other uses, you are also subject to receiving the psychic waves of the DEAD AND POSSIBLY DYING. They can get REALLY ANNOYING.
See your horns? Those actually serve as receivers for the whatever-waves coming your way. Which is also why one of them is BROKEN; the input just got so overwhelming one day, you snapped it right off so you could actually hear yourself think. While it did quiet down the noise considerably, it also EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY DAMAGED THE LEFT HEMISPHERE OF YOUR BRAIN, leaving you with a noticable STUTTER.

As was stated before, you are RIDICULOUSLY SMART. Your achievements in the fields of HACKING and COMPUTERS are unmatched by any other troll. It's a good thing you've made yourself UNTRACKABLE because you would have probably been killed by now for all the shit you've pulled, especially on highbloods. You may or may not have killed a few of them, but hey; they want to be called nobility, THEY BETTER EARN THE RIGHT. If they get killed by some lowly yellowblood with his silly COMPUTER-EXPLODING VIRUSES, then they didn't really live up to their status, did they?

In case it wasn't glaringly obvious, you PLATONICALLY HATE HIGHBLOODS. There are ONLY TWO that you don't mind and have even befriended, and that's because they don't act like highbloods at all. Maybe it's more accurate to say that you don't hate highbloods so much as you hate how they ARE UPPITY SNOOTS.

Your trolltag is codingAptitude and you innvvoluunntarily speak wwith a pretty bad stuutter.

For those curious, you are sitting on a backup battery. Why? Because you can.

What will you do now?

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this update is crap, I'm sorry.
I got a total artist's block while trying to draw Eridan and was eventually like SCREW IT HE'S GOING TO SIT ON A CEMENT BLOCK ):|

cue Calamity coming in and slapping me for drawing Eridan wrong

also tyvm Archmage :3

[Loreweaver]

>Troll those highbloods you like, check on status of security upgrades you provided them with.

[CalamityCons]

I ain't even mad, any Eridan is good Eridan :V

> Exposit on non-annoyingly-stuck-up highblooded friends.

[ArchmageFestus]

> Exposit on repressed desire to KILL ALL SEA DWELLERS

[Loreweaver]

I ain't even mad, any Eridan is good Eridan :V

> Exposit on non-annoyingly-stuck-up highblooded friends.

YOUR Eridan is awesome. All other Eridans must prove that they are not as pathetic as canon!Eridan before being allowed to claim awesome =P

In all seriousness, I like this Eridan, though.

[Aetrop]

For whatever reason, I can't stop staring at his arms.

> Eridan: Troll someone.

[Loreweaver]

> Eridan: Get the strange feeling that someone is staring at your arms. Quickly put arms back in chest.

[Menek]

For whatever reason, I can't stop staring at his arms.

uuh. i'm juust gonnnna...back awway slowwly, becauuse this is gettinn awwkwward. nno offennse.

In all seriousness, I like this Eridan, though.

(he likes you too but i'm too lazy to illustrate that one also tyvm)


okay I'll stop being unfunny and go catch some z's.

[Aetrop]

XD I-I did not expect that at all!

[Menek]

Okay um. So.
Imgur is under maintenance and every other image hosting site sucks roe and resizes the images so they look ugly.

That means there may or may not be an image update tonight.
(it would have been really short and not very good anyways because I have AP homework but it would have been SOMETHING cod dammit)

I'll check imgur in an hour or so to see if it's done updating, but like I said, homework + my messed up sleep schedule = me probably falling asleep before I can update today. And that's only if it's in the clear. I'm really sorry, folks. ;_;

[Loreweaver]

My friends and I use Photobucket. That's an old reliable.