Trumpcard

[killerCephalopod]

> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?



MD : Oh god.
MD : Oh god what have I done?
MD : Nautili.
MD : Nautili, please tell me you're alive.

[Gutter]

> Nautili: Subvert our expectations. Be alive.

[killerCephalopod]

> NAUTILI: BE ALIVE.



QK : Corvid?
QK : Corvid, @re you...
MD : No. It's over. For now I guess.
MD : No telling when it comes back.
MD : ...
MD : Nautili, I'm --
QK : No!
QK : Why don't you underst@nd? Why don't @ny of you underst@nd?
QK : It's @ll my f@ult.
QK : I... I deserved this.

[Gutter]

> Nautili: Flashback to the reason you deserve this.

[Godbot]

> Nautili: Flashback to the reason you deserve this.

It's because she got a bootleg copy of SGRUB from Troll Vietnam.

[killerCephalopod]

> NAUTILI: FLASHBACK.



quantumKey began trolling jadedQuartz

QK : Hey.
QK : Hey. JQ. You there?
JQ : No, I'm Not. It Just Looks Like I'm Logged into Trollian.
JQ : It's All Just an Elaborate Ruse.
JQ : A Distraction, if You Will.
QK : Shut up
QK : I've h@d enough of your s@rky bullshit for one d@y
QK : @nd I've only been talking to you for like one minute
JQ : What is It This Time? Another One of Your Unfinished Projects?
QK : Once @g@in
QK : Shut up
QK : This one is @s finished @s it'll ever be
QK : I m@de @ computer g@me
QK : @nd I w@nt you to be the first one to pl@y it

[apatheticEnigma]

>jadedQuartz: Sarcastic reply.

[killerCephalopod]

> JQ: SARCASTIC REPLY.



You prepare the sarkiest type of reply you can imagine, but you're interrupted by one of your other buddies.

juxtaposedKnee began trolling jadedQuartz

JK : sup
JQ : Oh, Uh, Hi Triv.
JK : how Are things oVer in blAnd world
JQ : Peachy.
JQ : How Are Things over in Toyland?
JK : oh hA hA just hilArious
JK : You knoW it's All just ironic right
JQ : Whatever You Say, Kiddo.
JQ : Speaking of Such Whimsical Frivolities, Has Nautili Been Bugging You About Some Game?
JK : uh, i hAVe no ideA whAt You're tAlking About
JK : so Yeah
JK : no Word from shell girl in a While

As engaging as this conversation is, you guess you should get back to that sarcastic response.



Your name is Vitruva Ocda. Like anybody else, you have a variety of interests. You're not going to capitalize that because you're not some silly wiggler anymore, right? Likewise, you're not going to list your interests because that would be pretty silly.

It's pretty evident from the state of your respiteblock that you're pretty organized though, and like a lot of pretty stereotypical romance films.

QK : It's c@lled Trumpc@rd
QK : *Trumpcard
QK : @nd the objective is to be the l@st one st@nding
QK : Kind@ like the good old d@ys, but without the monsters
JQ : There Were Never Any Monsters, Nautili.
QK : Buzzkill
QK : Either w@y, @re you in?
JQ : How Much of the Time I Could Spend Doing Something Important Will I Be Spending on This Very Important Endeavor?
QK : Once @g@in:
QK : Buzzkill
QK : Not like you h@ve @ny other SERIOUS BUSINESS to @ttend to, right?
JQ : ...
JQ : You Caught Me in a Good Mood. I'll Try out Your Game.

[Bohandas]

>JK or QK: Inadvertently say something that ruins JQ's good mood.

[killerCephalopod]

> Nautili: Inadvertently say something that ruins Vitruva's good mood



Had the circumstances been ordinary, you would say something that inadvertently ruined Vitruva's good mood. Unfortunately, that job was already taken by someone else.



kaleidescopeQuarantine began whispering to jadedQuartz
kQ: im n()t sure if y()ure g()ing t() pay attention to this...
kQ: ()r if you e\/en care anym()re...
kQ: but i'm really s()rry ab()ut everything that happened
kQ: ab()ut...
kQ: y()u know
kQ: i d()nt e\/en kn()w why we hated each ()ther s() much
kQ: i guess im just asking...
kQ: f()r s()me kind ()f truce?
kQ: i just want t() be able t() sleep at night
jQ: ...
jQ: Long Time No See, Myelia.
kQ: s() what d() y()u say?
jQ: I Say Damn You, Myelia.
jQ: Fuck Off.
jQ: Never Speak To Me Again.
jQ: Just Because You're Lonely Because Nobody Likes You Now Doesn't Give You the Right to Come Crawling Back to Me, Begging for Forgiveness.
kQ: ...i see
kQ: i sincerely ap()l()gize f()r b()thering y()u
jQ: Look.
jQ: Fuck You.
jQ: Do You See What You're Doing?
jQ: Playing Timid Like the Little Innocent Terminally Ill Girl You Pretend to Be?
jQ: I Never Thought I Could Hate Someone This Strongly Until I Met You.
kQ: ()h my...
kQ: i didnt kn()w it was...
kQ: like that...
jQ: THERE YOU GO AGAIN.
jQ: You Know, Not Everything is About You, Myelia.
jQ: I Despise You In A Completely Platonic I'd-Like-to-See-You-Die Way.
jQ: I Don't Know What Sort of Stupid Client You're Using That Lets You "Whisper" or Whatever the Hell it is You're Doing, but I Sincerely Hope You Take This Block as a Warning and Don't Add Me on Your Other Assward Hipster Chat Clients.
jadedQuartz blocked kaleidescopeQuarantine.

[Walkway]

>JK: Take a break from this cauterizing troll estrogen and explore toyland.

[xanibabe]

>Nautili: End Flashback because you don't deserve to know why you deserve this