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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    > Edmund: Observe tiny animals

    > Tiny animals: Become mutant bunny rabbits

    > Mutant bunny rabbits: Become mutant runny babbits

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    >STRIFE

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    ==>



    The story switches gears just in time for the author to animate a Flash again.

    You're now this dude. He'd tell you his name, but it's classified, and he sucks at pseudonyms. He'd ask you to help, but he's not the narrator, either.

    What should this guy's pseudonym be?
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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    John Porter

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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    >GOVERNMENTAL ANALSCRUBBER
    >OBEDIDIOT JIZZGARGLER
    >STAN BLACK

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    >Enter name



    You make a mental note to put out a warrant for the arrest of this smartass later.

    >Try again



    Right, cool



    Your pseudonym is STAN BLACK. Your love for THE AMERICAN COUNTRY is SO STRONG you one day hope to defend it as a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. As such you have begun practicing elements you're sure are needed such as DISGUISE, SHORT, TO-THE-POINT STATEMENTS, CLASSIFICATION OF UNNEEDED DETAILS, and NOT SHOWING EMOTION TO THOSE WHO DO NOT NEED TO SEE THEM.
    Your online antagonist, abstruceConspracy pretty much hates your guts. You used to try and block her, but she always got around them somehow, so you quit trying. She recently blamed you as being "in on" the development of a game, currently in a Beta release. This piqued your interest as to what it was, so you looked up some of the ads for it and decided to order it online. It came yesterday, so there won't be any shenanigans trying to get to it.
    You do, however, have a great deal of studying you need to do if you're to pass your own self-created test on regulations and rules. You could either do that, or try to play SBURB with Erika, or whatever she decided to call herself this week.
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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    >Stan: Fistbump the Uncle Sam poster

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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    Stan: Hack into government missile systems and show off your strongness.


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    >Stan: Retrieve arms from arms



    You retrieve your PISTOL from your METAPHYSICAL ARMORY, which is your fancy name for the STRIFE DECK, which you allocated to PISTOLKIND. You put it away though, since there's no reason whatsoever to use it right now.

    >Stan: Fistbump the Uncle Sam poster



    You're far too short to do so!
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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    Quote Originally Posted by spycomic29 View Post
    Stan: Hack into government missile systems and show off your strongness.

    Advertising your adventure in someone else's thread without their permission is pretty rude!

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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    >Stan: Examine computer



    Hm? Someone's pestering you.

    >Stan: Answer them


    Show Pesterlog




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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    Play Sburb.


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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    >Be AC

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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    I just realized I accidentally wrote a for AC and GA.
    Good thing this is never going to have any trolls, because that would make this far more complicated than it needs to be!
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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    Yes. Yes it would.

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    >Stan: See if anything happened to Erika



    Hmph. Talking to her always leaves a sour taste in your mouth. Though everything she says does usually have a certain grain of truth to it. Maybe you should contact Erika, just in case.


    Show Pesterlog


    ==>



    What's happening?
    Why have all women gone crazy?

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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    >Legally acquire a copy of sburb via digital retail.
    >Install.

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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    Quote Originally Posted by cryptidWrangler View Post
    >Legally acquire a copy of sburb via digital retail.
    >Install.
    > ILLegally acquire copy of sburb.

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    Re: Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

    He already has SBURB, guys. Rule 1 of the FBI: Tell no secrets
    Rule 2 is the one about being prepared.
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    >Stan: Contemplate why you set up the poster so you cannot fistbump your man Sam.

    >Stan: Do something rampantly PATRIOTIC to make up for it.

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