Your name is Evelsn Lunair. You're...not exactly sure where you are. Or how you got there. What do you do now?
>Evelsn: Add another coat of nail polish to your nails.
> Tell us about yourself, why don'tcha?
>Amnesia check! Retell how much you remember
==>Ev: Tell us about yourself.
Why would you want to hear about some indigoblood?
Oh well.
As stated before, your name is Evelsn Lunair. You are 9 sweeps old, and are pretty low on the hemospectrum, well into the subbjugglator range. You prefer to identify as an indigo for obvious reasons. You enjoy tinkering with both machinery and the trollian body, but both are very expensive and in the latter case, dangerous for someone of your caste. You believe in the hemospectrum, by the way. You also tend to hoard items, leaving your already small hivestem with even less space for you to hang around in, due to all the junk lying around. You work as a repairtroll for both machines and trolls, doing a decent job for a price low enough for trolls of your caste and below to afford...if they saved up a bit. Your strife specibus is set to scythekind, which is one of the most common specibi due to the popularity of the threshcutioners. You were raised by a three-headed woofbeast, which left you with some rather embarassing habits and quirks when you get upset. This is also why you keep your nails so sharp. Scythes don't have a very good melee range.
You also do not have any memory of the last 48 hours. In fact, you can't even remember what the last thing you did was. This is slightly disturbing.
> Contact a friend. Any friend.
Try the green one instead?
Pesterchum: mechanicalLurker; Join us in the #BtSDLb memo sometime!
Check your sylladex for clues. Maybe something you captchalogued can hint at what you've been up to.
==> Evelsn : Check for the taste of alcohol/Sopor in your mouth, then smell your breath to check. That could explain the lack of memory. Perhaps you flipped out at the stupid activities of one of your stupid friends, and had to neck the contents of your Sopor bottle to stop the growing Murderage.
==> Then withdraw your heavy duty home-built personally customised computer from your Sack-Specibus Sylladex, dumping the rest of your inventory on the ground at the same time, as the Sack Specibus can only carry a single card. It is however very useful in that allows that card a ridiculous storage space, which is necessary for someone with as much junk/awesome/useful stuff as you. It is also the only specibi big enough to hold your `portable` computer.7
==> Troll hivemates: maybe they know what happened.
==> Exposit on andogeny and gender.
==>Troll someone.
Okay. You deploy you- AGGHH
Your TOTALLY PORTABLE computer falls to the ground, and all of the crap in your sylladex is ejected and starts flying everywhere. Stupid sack modus. You think your computer made a dent in the ground. You quickly captchalogue your sopor pills for safekeeping, because you really can't afford to lose those.
You're not sure how your tricked out computer is able to fit in the alleyway, but somehow it does. You boot it up and open up Trollian.
Despite having a large amount of chums on what is clearly not a badly photoshopped screenshot, not a single one is online. This is bizarre. Looks like you will have to call out to one of the trolls across the street, since your inventory is just full of the stuff that you usually carry on you. Or you could do something else.
1)Enter one of the nearby buildings and attempt to buy the first thing you see for sale. If unsuccessful, move to step 2, otherwise move to step 4.
2)Attempt to buy the next thing you see. Repeat until you have purchased something or are out of items to check. If unable to find anything, move to step 3, otherwise move to step 4.
3)Leave building and enter the next building. Return to step 1.
4)Take newly gotten item and show it off to the green troll for no good reason, then throw it at the purple one.
THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG!
Pesterchum: mechanicalLurker; Join us in the #BtSDLb memo sometime!
>Somebody: Suddenly come online.
>Check ground for any useful items. Other than the ones you just dropped.
>Talk to the green troll.
Chumhandle: shockwaveSurrealist
Thanks to Squiggles for the avatar.
> Go talk to the green woman. She seems much more... approachable.