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  1. 10-09-2011, 04:30 PM #26
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    Offer Mad Snacks Yo to jadeblood.
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  2. 10-09-2011, 04:31 PM #27
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    > Run around screaming, "THIS TOWN IS FULL OF WHORES AND LOONIES!". Also, find a chainsaw in a clock.

    > Calm down, take some sopor, and approach the purple troll.
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  3. 10-09-2011, 05:25 PM #28
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    ==>Check around for something to offer to the jadeblood.



    On the ground are a ROTTEN BANANA PEEL, a BONE that you had ejected out of your sylladex earlier, an EMPTY BOTTLE OF FAYGO, and an EMPTY CAN.

    None of this would serve as a proper gift to a lady of her station! You decide to take your MAD SNAX YO as an offering.



    The jadeblood seems to be perturbed by something. You wonder what it is. You also feel the urge to throw something at the seadwell-



    The urge suddenly flees.
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  4. 10-09-2011, 06:55 PM #29
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    Mutter prayers to Jegus and gather your courage until you stop thinking about DEM EYES o_O

    Go give a present to the nice lady.
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    > Nervously approach the woman.

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  6. 10-10-2011, 12:10 AM #31
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    +1 reader, though I have absolutely no commands right now. Other than seconding praying to Jegus. Pray that you never see that seadweller again.

    Of course, that means that seadweller's probably going to be a main character.
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  7. 10-10-2011, 01:34 AM #32
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    > Wear the shades. Woo the woman.
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  8. 10-10-2011, 02:30 AM #33
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    Quote Originally Posted by zapheil View Post
    > Wear the shades. Woo the woman.
    What shades? You are pretty sure there have never been any half shutter shades there.
    Give a present to the nice lady. Remember not to stare at dem boobies.
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  9. 10-10-2011, 03:03 PM #34
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    Throw banana peel at purple guy. JUST DO IT MAN! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!
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  10. 10-10-2011, 03:04 PM #35
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    >put shades on seadweller to cover DEM EYES.
    Signiture? whuzzat?
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  11. 10-10-2011, 03:06 PM #36
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    >Combine items in creative ways.
    Your chumhandle swiftSwimmerand you tend to uh~ hesitate when you uh~ speak and uh~ stuff
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  12. 10-11-2011, 01:29 AM #37
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    ==> Wear the shades. Seduce the woman.



    What shades?

    You approach the jadeblood with your gift, and you feel a blush coming on. She is quite beautiful.

    Ummm, Mrs. Jadeblood?
    Oh, what do we have here? Looks like a little indigo. Kind of cute, too.
    U-ummm, here! Have this!



    You offer her your MAD SNAX YO. She looks at you curiously.

    For me? You shouldn't have. Unfortunately, dear, I can't accept it. I have to be picky about the things that pass through my lips. After all, Junk food is quite bad for the skin.

    ...oops.

    Well, ummm, Miss, w-woof, er, would, you happen to know where we are? I don't remember howl I got here.


    Real smooth, Ev, reaaal smooth.

    ...
    ........

    Um, miss?

    Well, that's just the thing, puppy. I can't quite remember how I got here either, but that happens to me all the time. Although, this is the first time I’ve woken up in an unfamiliar town rather than an unfamiliar hive.

    While she thinks things over, you sneak a look at the seadweller.



    ...

    ==>Pray to Jegus that you will never see that seadweller ever again.



    You are not a member of the church of the Sanguine Sufferer! Sure, you may believe in the caste system, but you don't revere the man as divinity. You also have a sinking feeling that you will be seeing that seadweller quite a bit in the future...

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  13. 10-11-2011, 01:34 AM #38
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    CAN'T.
    STOP.
    LAUGHING.

    Ahem.

    >Evelsn: Ask the lady how much she remembers.
    >Lady: Proceed to eat some of your own snacks.
    >Snacks: Be ridiculously unhealthy.
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    Introduce yourself and get her name.
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  15. 10-11-2011, 11:54 AM #40
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    JUST THROW SOMETHING AT THAT GUY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! IT WILL BE OVER VERY FAST!

    ...and, yeah you ought to introduce yourself to the green one.
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  16. 10-11-2011, 05:48 PM #41
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    > Realize that it isn't the seadweller's fault he has freaky eyes, maybe he just has a bad reaction to the sopor. Try to be friendly.
    I hereby acknowledge that any of the preceeding words might possibly be nonsensical, insane, illogical, or just plain weird.
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  17. 10-11-2011, 06:13 PM #42
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    Agreeing, introduce yourself and ask the lovely lady the last thing she remembers; maybe it'll be a clue as to what's happened
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  18. 10-11-2011, 09:33 PM #43
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    >Throw that banana peel at someone.
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  19. 10-12-2011, 12:08 AM #44
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    Re: Dreamlinger



    BRACE FOR DOUBLE POST, THIS IS A LEGAL THING
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  20. 10-13-2011, 05:07 PM #45
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    ==>Introduce yourself and ask her what the last thing she remembers doing is.



    So...you don't remember anything either?
    I'm afraid not, pup. The last thing I recall is...teehee, well, before the last thing I remember, I was at a party, having buckets of fun. Then I went back with another troll to their hive and- I'll leave it at that, puppy. You don't seem like the type who's ever even seen a bucket before.

    You blush. This is getting to be very uncomfortable for you. Time to change the subject.

    O-oh. Well. Um. I'm Ev! Evelsn Lunair. What's your name?
    Someone actually asking for my name first? Well, I suppose I'm charmed. I'm Cedras. Cedras Maenad. It's a pleasure to meet you, puppy.

    Neither of you has any clues...which leaves the seadweller over there.

    You too, miss. If you remember anything later, could you please tell me? I want to know how I got here...
    Not remembering last night happens to me a lot, pup, but something feels different this time around. Shall we agree to an exchange of information? It's not my usual sort of exchange, but well...my unofficial trolltag is twirlingBacchant.

    You...don't use your official account?
    In my line of work, dear, it's better not to casually flout my full name.
    Oh..okay, I'll give you my unofficial account too. It's curiousCanid.
    Well, that tag certainly suits you. I'll see you around, puppy.

    She says the line with a wink, and tweaks your nose before heading off. You guess this leaves you with the seadweller. You feel the urge to throw something at him, but you don't think that it's a very good way to introduce yourself to someone with a stare like that.

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  21. 10-13-2011, 05:12 PM #46
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    > Evelsn: Just walk over and awkwardly ask him about the situation.

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  22. 10-13-2011, 05:25 PM #47
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    > STARE BACK!

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  23. 10-13-2011, 06:41 PM #48
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    He's staring because he KNOWS SOMETHING. Acquire the information by any means necessary. After all, he's just a seadweller.
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    Introduce yourself and THEN throw something? Y'know what? Hold off on the throwing. Get into a conversation, try to be friendly. Once you have secured his trust, still wait. On your third or fourth successful conversation THEN OPEN YOUR ENTIRE SACK MODUS ON HIM. He will have no idea what happened.

    If he does freak out when you try to talk to him now, then just pelt him mercilessly.

    Also, whats your strife specibus allocated to?
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  25. 10-13-2011, 07:37 PM #50
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    Re: Dreamlinger

    Quote Originally Posted by JRCrusher View Post
    Also, whats your strife specibus allocated to?
    Scythekind. Plus he can fight with his claws/nails, so he probably has Clawkind or Fistkind or whatever's needed.
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