Spark [Vitriolic Love]

[distainfulCatalyst]

Any time and space-warping attributes to it, or is it just an over-funded wristwatch?
Speaking of which, what time is it?

[Bropocalypse]

Show us the inventory

"Here we can see a catalog of the things we have on our persons. It does not include things we do not carry."

Check the Skills Repository in case that we encounter something hostile

"Here we can see the different things we can try in an emergency."

Do some conjoinment for/with David

"Here we have my favorite part. With this I can change up parts of my inventory. I can mix items up or use them in new ways. For example I have my revolver set so that I can use it more easily. I can only do this with things that I have though."

> Can you play pong on it?

"Play? Like music? What is Pong? No, no music. That is an interesting idea, though, computers making music..."




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[Professorial]

Kirill: Spend the rest of the expedition so entirely engrossed in experimenting with the problem of computers producing music you fail to notice when a perilous predicament presents itself.
Also, think you could explain the conjoinment grid in a bit more detail? It's looking a bit...confusing.

[Shadow Phoenix]

Explain why the links are bended, and what to do they mean (esp. craker and block note)

Fidel : get bored by this, ask that they go look for the cavern already.
David : puff thoughfully (smoke a bit the camera)

[Jacquerel]

Unplug something in order to link your cracker and your pen
Edible ink???

[Yamtaggler]

>Roll around in the dirt like the commie swine that you are.

[Snowmanne]

>Roll around in the dirt like the commie swine that you are.

>CIA dub: Actually insert random comments like this into the original film

[ZenFeline]

David: Use Unlikely Viewshift

[PavlovianCat]

> Fidel: Have no idea what a computer is.

[Son_of_Orion]

This looks amazing. The opening literally gave me chills when it zoomed out.

> Kirill: Provide a more detailed explanation on how the Conjointment Grid works.

[Whimbrel]

What is this mysterious CON/RAST!?

Also go EXPLORE!

[Anthano Zasalla]

show spoiler

hide spoiler

A fan of Fallout, are we

> NO WE NEED TO EXPLORE

[Yoshi]

>Be ambushed by a cuban jaguar.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Inquire of David as to what kind of shoddy videographer he is. You will be filming in a cave and he has failed to bring lights!?

[Bropocalypse]

think you could explain the conjoinment grid in a bit more detail? It's looking a bit...confusing.

"Hahaha, oh yes, sorry, I sometimes forget that not everyone understands what I mean...heheh."



"Let's see... The top row is drawn from my inventory. The icons each represent a different thing that I am carrying. The left column represents certain basic actions. Attacking which is self-explanatory, Casting which means throwing or shooting, and Affecting, which means using an item to change something. The right column are my skills.

By connecting these things together, we can get some interesting results. For example..."



"This cracker-notebook I made earlier. I call this process 'conjoining.' I could not resist taking a nibble, the binding is a bit tough but the pages are crispy. It is filled with baking directions."



"However, if I disconnect them like so..."



"I get the originals back."

Unplug something in order to link your cracker and your pen
Edible ink???

"And now that this space is freed up, I can make..."



"... A rather large pretzel stick? Well, you never know what you will get."

What is this mysterious CON/RAST!?

Also go EXPLORE!

"That is the measurement of how much memory is available for conjoining items. There are three marks available, which are all occupied. One mark is unavailable because the battery is not quite full.
Rast is short for Rasterize. If you make a conjointment you like, you can join the objects together permanently, so you can conjoin it with more things later. However, it uses a mark of energy. So, rasterizing something will limit the number of fluid conjointments you can make. With a supply of energy there's really no limit on what you can conjoin.

And yes, you can do the same thing with skills, too. But not actions. That would be strange."

"This is very interesting Kirill, but we should be getting ready to go, yeah? It will be daybreak soon."

"Oh, yes, I suppose so. Let us break camp and make for the caves."

> Fidel: Have no idea what a computer is.

Fidel, having lived a simple life away from technology more advanced than an automobile, seems to find the whole thing rather stunning. He seems to keep it to himself, but he's likely going over any witchcraft protection prayers he can think of in his head.




Here is where the film cuts off. Presumably, David shuts off the camera to help with the packing. However, it comes back later. Judging by the brightness, it is roughly noon.








"-o not see why you did not tell me that there was a ROAD to the caves."

"... you say you wanted to hike through the forest, so we go through the forest."

"I simply meant I was willing to do whatever it took to get here, I didn't know that there-"

"Ahem, gentlemen, perhaps we should drop the argument. We are here now, and that's all that matters, right?"

"Ugh."

>Roll around in the dirt like the commie swine that you are.

>CIA dub: Actually insert random comments like this into the original film

"It's too bad we gave in to bolshevik ideals, or perhaps we would have had sense to check a map!"

"Yes, it is certainly unfortunate."



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[Whimbrel]

Enter ye touriste shoppe!

[distainfulCatalyst]

>Kirill (or maybe David): Puzzle over exactly how a mere computer is managing to combine real items. For example, where did all those recipes in the book come from? Certainly they weren't stored on the device, its memory is insufficient.

[Wessolf27]

Kirill: Be frustrated by the fact that "El Cuerva del Sangre" is nothing more than a tourist trap.

[ZenFeline]

Students watching the video: Chuckle.

[mythLeader]

Kirill: Be frustrated by the fact that "El Cuerva del Sangre" is nothing more than a tourist trap.

...and, judging by the mangled grammar of its Spanish name (as Fidel might point out), probably not even authentic.

[The One Guy]

See if you can find a map in the tourist shop. You may be Bolsheviks, but you learn from your mistakes.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Grab some refreshments.

[Squiggles]

awwww yes, everybody loves a tourist shop.

>Go forth and ogle the shop's collected curios.

[Yamtaggler]

>Attempt to buy something helpful, but realize you have no money because of Communism! Didn't think that through, did ya, Comrade?

[Roselalonde]

>Attempt to buy something helpful, but realize you have no money because of Communism! Didn't think that through, did ya, Comrade?

Do you hate commies or something? I am offend, Partner.