> Do the required action of tradition in reaction to a strange transformation: Look at hands.
"I am...Kirill... Petrovichi? That sounds right.
Yes, I have always been him. But only just now...?"
"Kirill, are you quite alright?"
"... I think so..."
"Maybe you should un-conjoin from that bee."
Yes, it was then that Kirill Petrovichi had become the world's first Morphist. He'd be changing the world a lot more than his appearance soon enough.
"... So many colors..."
"eh? what do you mean?"
"Bees can see in the ultraviolet band of light. However, they can't see reds. Perhaps... Kirill is coming to terms with that. And uh... The bee is too?"
"Human....
Originally Posted by Aryogaton
> Bee mind that has taken over Kirill's body: Attempt to go about daily business.
Where's the colony?"
"It flew away after you kicked the skeleton man in the face, remember?"
"What!"
"Hey, come back! Wait!"
"-Uh. The hive!!"
"Nooooooo"
"honeycomb is good food."
"Mmmph?"
"What is that?"
"... It is a piece of paper... Looks like it's from Red Hand's journal!"
That was the first of the three pages of Red Hand's Journal they would find in the cave.
Captain's Log:
May Fourteenth, Seventeen-Hundred Seventy-Eight.
This night was certainly remarkable, and not so in the usual ways. Where to find the words?
We have found something.
Early this morning, we came upon the merchant ship of one of the colonial rebels. They were woefully unprepared for us, and surrendered without so much as a cross word. Wise of them. Perhaps they will see fit to join my crew rather than that of Davy Jones.
As the men took everyhing of value from their ship, there was a great thundering noise, though the weather had been quite fair. The men noticed a great tear in the sky, like a bolt of black lightning. From it poured a single red streak. At the moment I saw it, the streak had nearly reached the horizon. When it struck there was an outburst of seawater and smoke, like the detonation of a bomb or a mine beneath the surface, a great many miles away.
After a few minutes, I ordered the men to prepare to sail to where it landed. Their apprehension was noticable, it only took a glance to remind them what insubordination earned.
Here we arrived at a sandbar not far from the Bermuda coast. Vessels belonging to local fishermen were near, but they had not ventured closer than a quarter-league, perhaps out of fear. Whether from the object or from my ship, I cannot say.
The object had buried itself half within the sand, with water pouring into it like a rather large drain. The water was shallow enough that I, but I alone, ventured a closer look. The cowardice of my men was perhaps forgivable today.
In remembering, what I did next was rather foolhardy a gesture. I reached in and grabbed it.
Here I have it now, in my cabin. It is the oddest thing I have ever witnessed. It is not an object in the sense of a thing which has mass, but it is certainly a single thing. Ethereal and giving off a vivid, white-orange light. Floating, but can be manipulated by placing one's hand beneath it. Unaffected by wind or tide. By my ears, it seems to make a hushing sound. The men kept their distance when I brought it aboard. Perhaps they are right in believing this thing to be of the devil.
And yet, what work of the devil has ever rained from the sky?
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Re: Spark
pong hasn't been invented yet he can turn himself into a bee
what the bloody hell
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready
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>Merge Right Hand(s) with gun, then proceed to realize that typing with two left hands is a bitch
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready
>Kirill: Please remove yourself from that bee right now. She needs to return to her hive.
You are the Chief of Doom in the Land of Steppe and Silence. Your chumHandle is absentmindedThinker. --you tend to think too much and sometimes you get a bit ahead of yourself-- (you now have a pesterchum)
Originally Posted by crash826
"I KN3W W3 SHOULDN'T H4V3 H4D N3P3T4 DO TH3 3CTOB1OLOGY"
Originally Posted by Cervos
Karkat explains this with bandicoots. I'll explain this with Pokemon (again[again{again}])
You've got your Johnvee and evolved him into Joltijohn and you're like well shit fuck this ground gym leader can't beat him. Gotta restart
But you wanna keep Joltijohn. So you trade Joltijohn to another game session.
You can now restart the old game. You still have Johnvee there to pick up again. He's the same but now he's different. He can live another life that's different from the original like turn him into Flarejohn.
You can also bring your old Joltijohn into your game too. You now how 2 Johns.
sooooo cute. oh man so so cute, why you do this to me? why you make me have to say:
>Unmerge with the bee.
I wanna keep the cute bee Kirill forever but nooooo.... We musn't~! Sooo cute though. We need the good doctor back to normal mental capacity. Maybe we can have the best of both worlds.
>Keep the bee and mix it with something else that isn't Kirill to make cute companion pet later~ :3
> Proceed to document the mental behavior of the bee so that you can publish a groundbreaking melittology paper later. You are a man of science, after all.
Ok, love it so far. Also, I'm reading all non speech test in the voice of the narrarator from Bastion. ANYWAYS!
Fidel: Hold the beeman still. We need him normal.
David: Put the camera down and fiddle with that device. Manage to fix Kirill.
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
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Kirill> Despite bee-ing absolutely adorable, decombine yourself. Make a note to try that trick with every other living or nonliving thing you find. You know, for Science!
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Re: Spark
Originally Posted by crepuscularDissembler
I did my best:
as usual seedyart is amazing art
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready