Spark [Vitriolic Love]

[wolftamer9]

True, it IS too big to take with you.

> Channel the local Elder into it, ride it out of the building and into the skies! While laughing like a maniac, of course.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Did you take all of those nice pencils??? That's fucking cold. Anyway, the obvious solution is to orchestrate a Heist, chiefly targeting that statue. Make the calls.

[98714123340]

Time to make some calls, you do know a lawyer don't you?

[ArsenicNog]

Break the statue. Inventory the pieces.

You seem to know some interesting people. Would one of them be of any help?

[distainfulCatalyst]

>Wonder what would happen if Daddy Strongbone was to know about this.

[Reecer6]

>Head back there and STEAL HIS PENCILS, EXCEPT FOR TWO
>Leave the two pencils INTERSECTING

[Eagle0600]

Nonononono, stay strictly legal here. As said previously, they can't accept money for an invalid contract, and you can ask for back-payment. You can't do that if you flip out and break stuff, or are found involved in a heist.

[Wessolf27]

It's time to call somebody, first to call for someone who knows a REALLY good lawyer. And second to call for someone who can help calm your nerves down. If that somebody can do both, then by all means call them.

[cryptidWrangler]

>Attempt legal options.
>If legal options fail, retreat to ancient monastary.
>Meditate. Learn to control your powers.
>Come back and destroy those two.

Also; what was his lustre? It's a very VERY light blue so possibly another Diamond, but unlike the others his doesn't match up perfectly with any of the shades on any of the images.

[brainfree]

Call your friend the assassin and ask to borrow a good lawyer, he and his boss have a legal team that works miracles.

[Unclever title]

>Attempt legal route first. Call a lawyer. Hell, do you know any Eldritch lawyers? Maybe we can swing a hearing to happen out in his domain if possible.

If legal routes fail, we'll have to plan a statue heist. No frantic actions here. Revenge is best served cold and not in a seething pile of rage.

[Togeyosh]

Are there any GOOD eldritch beings you can talk to about this? Or help calm you down or something? Daddy Strongbone didn't seem like too bad a guy... But who else do you know?

[Red709]

>just
>walk home
>call a lawyer
>continue exercising
>absolute
>mental
>control...
>so you dont
>hurt
>anyone...

>...yet.

[Malrone]

Also; what was his lustre? It's a very VERY light blue so possibly another Diamond, but unlike the others his doesn't match up perfectly with any of the shades on any of the images.

Methinks it was a Moonstone.

>Take your compensation.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Call the police on the insurance company. Surely people can get arrested for stealing.

[epoxy]

Conjoin yourself with the statue! You're going to stroll right out of this place with bullion knit right into your sassy thig-OH SHIT HOW CAN GOLD BE SO HEAVY. YOU CAN"T MOVE AT ALL.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Call your lawyer/hitman.

[Iarei]

You know an expert hacker. Just sayin'

[Ianflow]

It seems clear.
Use underhanded tactics.

BY THIS I MEAN:
Find other policy holders, see if those who have made a claim have been subject to similar bull shit.

The last resort is theft, and or murder.

Right now, we need to do some investigating, sleuthing, research.

[Whimbrel]

Turn into a giant bird of yore; carry off the statue

[Scowling Dragon]

Awesome +1 fan forever!

[Kaynato]

Contact your friend. Maybe she can give you some helpful advice.

[LegendaryQ]

You know an expert hacker. Just sayin'

Just happen to mention it.

...huh. Would you look at that. Now, I'm not sure, but I think you ought to have them re-review your application data!

[harmoniousExtremes]

Just happen to mention it.

...huh. Would you look at that. Now, I'm not sure, but I think you ought to have them re-review your application data!

This is THE worst idea. THE worst.

You tell them about it, they'll know. They'll beef up their internal security, inform the police, and if anything happens, they'll go after you, and have perfectly good evidence to arrest you... even if it wasn't even you that tried to hack them. None of this is going to make them want to comply with you.

If you're going to utilize a resource like Hacking, you do so without warning.

[Atarlost]

It seems clear.
Use underhanded tactics.

BY THIS I MEAN:
Find other policy holders, see if those who have made a claim have been subject to similar bull shit.

The last resort is theft, and or murder.

Right now, we need to do some investigating, sleuthing, research.

Be the demagogue. Ride the mob.