Dr. McNinja: The Thread

[Varkarrus]

MYSTERIOUS EARLY UPDATE???????????????????

[Drillgorg]

Who is this mysterious flying man? What does he know?

[Catbread]

Hey, an update.

...

I don't know what's going on here, but I like it very much.

[unbridledExüberance]

Who is this mysterious flying man? What does he know?

At first I thought it was the weatherman from There is a Raptor in My Office, but his name was Carl, not Guy. The mystery deepens.

[Wesley Foxx]

What is even going on

Why do I even pretend to care, I am just going to bask in it.

[deathsbuddy]

You know, I can understand stress, but taking out a gun to deal with a big order, I dunno

It just seems to me like

it's

A LITTLE

BIT

RADICAL

[illisid]

oh my god is this going to be the mario bros in drmcninja???

[aattss]

A ninja asks Dracula to fire a moon ninja to free a magical diplomat dinosaur, while outside a chrononaut sacrifices his life so the nasghasts can help the giant bearded lumberjacks win the battle. I like it.

Edit:Oh, and the ninja is a doctor.

[unbridledExüberance]

Is this the first time we've ever actually seen any police in Dr. McNinja?

[kwinse]

I know there was one giving up, saying something to the effect of 'that's it, I don't do dinosaurs' but I don't remember what story that was in.

Oh, and there's this which even lampshades the rarely-seen police.

EDIT: And this one.

EDIT2: Does King Radical disguising himself as an officer count?

[unbridledExüberance]

Oh yeah. There's also the back of an officer seen here. Never mind then!

Anyways, I have no idea where this story is going, but I like it.

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The amazing thing about Dr. McNinja is it's sheer absurdity. Right now, we have 2 Mario wannabees with 100 giant pizzas that are so good (magical?) that it practically mind controls people into fighting over it, then to escape they mistakenly turn onto a street named Bad Dudes Avenue.

Dr. McNinja, ladies and gentlemen.

[BRPXQZME]

Bad Dudes Ave.

Bad... Dudes...?

[Drillgorg]

These guys have been preparing to deliver this pizza their entire lives.

Maybe the pizza will make the childrens' heads grow back.

[kwinse]

You have to be badass to deliver pizza in a world like a mortal kombat stage.

[unbridledExüberance]

I hope this entire chapter is just the pizza guys- no Chuck, no Dr. McNinja, no Gordito, no King Radical. Just pizza guys. Because why not?

[Catbread]

Well, who do we have here?

It's probably about time for the pizza guys to exit stage explosion, sadly.

[Drillgorg]

Oh man things just got really bad for the pizza guys, they were doing so well.

[BRPXQZME]

I mean, they have a cow catcher on their car. They really knew this day would come.

[JeweledRose]

XD I love this comic

[Descriptor]

Fun fact, I know first hand that that's what the Pizza Hut application looks like.
Poor guys, though. I'm not really sure how they "failed", though...

[Drillgorg]

If they get the pizza successfully to King Radical and he makes them rich, then they win. If King Radical's henchmen steal the pizza from them, they fail.

I'm having trouble understanding King Radical's motivation here though, driving two decidedly radical pizza brothers out of business. Perhaps the test was to decide if they were radical enough to stay in business...

[BRPXQZME]

It’s possible Dr. “McLuchador” is working towards his own agenda independently and played off the word Radical as soon as he heard it. It’s the kind of trick con artists do in movies all the time.

Hell, Radical is just radical enough for any stupid plan to sound plausibly like he planned it.

[Solaris]

Hey guys I'm not sure, but I think Dr. McLuchador is Dr. McNinja

[Catbread]

Hey guys I'm not sure, but I think Dr. McLuchador is Dr. McNinja

No way. That would be too obvious.

[ChronoSamurai]

No way. That would be too obvious.

Besides, everyone knows its

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DrMcNinja that is Dr McLuchador.