Cabbage Quest! (BEWARE: Bunnies and Cuteness lie within)

[Solaris]

Oh man, Liquus sounds cool!!!
He is going to probably look so cool!
Because we are totally going to see him!

Also, look at this!
Nautie's mum???

[Conspicuous]

Yeah, this page proves once again that Gigi's comments are the most hilarious part of the comic.

And given the clamshell necklace and royal attire, that's probably the queen, indeed.

[Malarkey]

Started my little sister on this strip a few weeks ago. Her first webcomic, I'm so proud.

[Solaris]

Well...
We sure saw Liquus!

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

Liquus is a goddamned tip-top big-shot hood-style gangmaster, master of all the gangs. one time he killed a cop w/ dagger stares and all the witnesses fainted (they were all ladies fainting in exasperation and when they woke up they all had his fone # implanted like magic in theyr minds). dont talk bad abouth im

[eruditeColossus]

That... was underwhelming.

There wasn't a seven page long summoning spell.

I wanted there to be at least giant pillars of water erupting around her.

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

yeah, well you're a seven page long summoning smell.

every where you go giant pillars of puke erupt around you from innocents' mouths

liquus fanz 5 life

[Dentrala]

yeah, well you're a seven page long summoning smell.

every where you go giant pillars of puke erupt around you from innocents' mouths

liquus fanz 5 life

omg liquus is like my fave character ever he's sooooooo hot like i mean that first time you see him and he's glistening i was like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe because i sudenly got really hot cuz he's so powerful and charming but ya LIQUUS IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!2

[Ed]

Lettuce and Saturday have the same stats in the cast page.

Wait, what if they are...

the same person?

[PleasingFungus]

omg liquus is like my fave character ever he's sooooooo hot like i mean that first time you see him and he's glistening i was like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe because i sudenly got really hot cuz he's so powerful and charming but ya LIQUUS IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!2

[Solaris]

I was not and COULD NEVER THINK of bad talking Liquus, I was just so absolutely speachless that I could not do anything but flatly and almost emotionlessly state that yes, we did see him, no, that was not your imagination showing you what is assuredly the best character in cucumber quest.
Do not worry my friends.
Do not worry.

[Conspicuous]

Welp, that happened.

It was very nice of Nautilus to summon him on the land.
She'll make a fine queen some day.

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

omg liquus is like my fave character ever he's sooooooo hot like i mean that first time you see him and he's glistening i was like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe because i sudenly got really hot cuz he's so powerful and charming but ya LIQUUS IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!2

liquus is all of hours'

but mostly mine,

[deathsbuddy]

omg liquus is like my fave character ever he's sooooooo hot like i mean that first time you see him and he's glistening i was like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe because i sudenly got really hot cuz he's so powerful and charming but ya LIQUUS IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!2

His hips
they move
like water

[PleasingFungus]

liquus is all of hours'

but mostly mine,

That avatar is perfect.

[Solaris]

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[BRPXQZME]

monster trucks in the background.

[Ed]

Heh

i wish the archive and character pages weren't under construction.

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

Look what my main man liquus has the power to do to the whole comic simply by being introduced.

just look at it.

[Conspicuous]

Okay, that was amazing.

[Catbread]

"ATTENTION WOMEN: DOES THIS COMIC LOOK LIKE IT’S FOR YOU? MAYBE TRY HITTING THE BACK BUTTON AND WATCHING OPRAH RERUNS*

CUKES “THE RABBIT” CUMBERSON IS A RECKLESS EX-COP WITH NOTHING TO LOSE AND EVERYTHING TO PROVE. NATALIE “THE OTHER RABBIT” SHELLMAN IS A SMOKIN’ HOT HEIRESS WHO’S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SOME GUYS IN CRAB SUITS. GET READY FOR A COMIC ABOUT CUKES BEATING UP THOSE GUYS AND SHOOTING THEM WITH GUNS, PROBABLY IN THE FACE

HE WEARS RABBIT EARS SOMETIMES BUT IT’S JUST A COSTUME PROP SO IT’S NOT WEIRD BRO

*I ESPECIALLY RECOMMEND THE ONE WHERE SHE INTERVIEWED PAULA DEEN"


This is probably going to be the best April Fool's joke official change of the day

[Avi]

This is what's been missing my entire life

[deathsbuddy]

I think I just had a vision of the future

[Dentrala]

This is an excellent turn of events.

[PleasingFungus]

it's

so beautiful