Cabbage Quest! (BEWARE: Bunnies and Cuteness lie within)

[eruditeColossus]

peridotxsplashmaster otp


tentacles what

You made it weird

[ArmsAreLoud]

Oh derp I only JUST noticed she's blushing in that fourth panel

Peridot you so cute

[Wiwaxia]

Tsundere Peridot with a hatecrush.

Whatever I was expecting, it wasn't that.

[deathsbuddy]

Calling it right now, Splashmaster wasn't the one who wrecked the city.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Well we already know he kidnapped the Queen so

I would suspect he did that by reaching into the castle and picking her up

[deathsbuddy]

Yeah, and then afterwards like Cosmo blew the whole place up or something I dunno.

[Avi]

It was totally Commander Caboodle and his big honking spaceship.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Welp Avi solved the mystery

This is officially "Caboodle Hits Things With His Spaceship: The Comic"

[Conspicuous]

Oh derp I only JUST noticed she's blushing in that fourth panel

Peridot you so cute

That's the third panel, numbnuts.

Also, it's going to be Cabbage who wrecked the palace.
Somehow.

Also also, King Kelp was like, Cabbage's mentor or something.
He's going to bring the jerk quotient up, in any case.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Guys, we can't have every character be a jerk.

Remember Syndrome's Mantra.

[Conspicuous]

Guys, we can't have every character be a jerk.

Remember Syndrome's Mantra.

But we don't have enough jerks at this point.

Caboodle is too passionate for justice, and the crabs were hardly jerks.
We desperately need more good guy jerks, that's what this entire genre is built upon.

[Solaris]

WHERE ARE ALL THE JERKS???

King Kelp seems like a sweet dad, Cuco's might get a bit jealous.
Or he might compare KK to Cabbage.

[deathsbuddy]

"nautilus can your dad be my dad"

"Um..."

[DevilEd]

How old are Cucumber and Almond anyway?

[willPowered]

Official statement:

Cucumber and Almond are just Kids. Almond is a Slightly Younger Kid.

Cucumber is not 9 years old, that's all we know.

[bloodyEmissary]

Official statement:

Cucumber is not 9 years old, that's all we know.

More specifically, we know that he isn't like nine.

[The_Codfish]

"nautilus can your dad be my dad"

"Um..."

I'd take that as a marriage proposal, if the point of marriage is to have somebody else's dad be your dad.

[deathsbuddy]

You’re just jealous because she’s got a nice dad

HE TOTALLY IS THOUGH

[BRPXQZME]

at this point he would probably settle for “only slightly neglectful”

[Solaris]

they are such a cute family, poor cuco

[ArmsAreLoud]

That feel when the thing you want most in the world is to get adopted.

[Druplesnubb]

Does the final page fail to load for everyone else too or is it just me?

Right when he was going to reveal the secret too.

[Solaris]

It looks like it's....
ADVENTURE
===TIME>
With Cuco and Nautie

I wonder if him not needing to explicitly fight all of the Disaster Masters means that Almond is going to fall into something that makes her explicitly need to fight all of the Disaster Masters or if all of the future ones are just going to have the jump on our heroes.

[ArmsAreLoud]

The seal is actually there to make kids go on bull shit adventures for no reason

[Razzie]

Am I the only one wondering if he'd need to get it signed by all the princesses again if he resheathed the sword after a battle?