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04-29-2012, 05:06 PM #226
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

Splashmaster is to CD as Bacon is to Boxbot.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.
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04-30-2012, 01:36 AM #227
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Splashmaster is to CD as Bacon is to Boxbot.

I'm confused to why those first three items are being associated with the last one.
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04-30-2012, 01:48 AM #228
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Originally Posted by Dentrala

I'm confused to why those first three items are being associated with the last one.

Because Bacon is just...Bacon.
Much in the same way that Boxbot is terrible. What's even up with that guy???

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.
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04-30-2012, 01:15 PM #229
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

Boxbot is completely irredeemable in every way.
Never refer to him in this thread again or I AM KICKING YOU OUT FOREVER.

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04-30-2012, 05:01 PM #230
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

That’s right, you can’t redeem him for any amount of Nightmare Points.

definitely panic if there’s caviar
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04-30-2012, 07:22 PM #231
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

So guys, if you are not paying attention to the Kickstarter (which I have just funded today! Signed Softcover with bookplate and prints! :>), there are to be a few EXTRA BONUS'S if more cash is pumped into the project!
Right now, it is at 38,000ish, and if it gets to a full 40,000, then we(people who buy the book) get a bonus story! It will be about two characters from Chapter 0! In addition, if there is another 5,000 after that, Cucumber Quest will update three times for six whole months.
That is amazing!

AND, this is all in addition to the 8 full pages of World Building that is already poised to be in the book! Come on guys, if you really like this comic, then all it takes is 5 dollars to get all these amazing goodies! Tell your friends! MAKE IT HAPPEN BECAUSE IT DESERVES TO BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST.

Thank you for reading my gushing!

Vendetta [S!2] GB Wiki Page. Tumblr. ~ Cuke Quest
Plucky Cuboid, Velobo Calidad. [GBS3] Dinosaur Space Pope, Triumphian. [FE]
Just Magical, DG9k. Time Douche, Mori. Good Twin, JoS.
Curious. ~ Action. Alike.
Unnaturalistic. Corrently. Angelic. ~ B1.B2.
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05-01-2012, 02:07 AM #232
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

Oh solaris so cute
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05-01-2012, 10:15 PM #233
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

There will be no words for the severity of the Nightmare Knight's drubbing.

[small]eventually.[/small]
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

He better watch out, she's gunna show him what's what.

when she can reach at least his knee

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Re: Cucumber Quest!

$41,229.

oh man my heart

this comic deserves so much and it has been recieved
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05-03-2012, 08:32 PM #236
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

55,000

FOUR UPDATES A DAY

LET"S DO THIS

Actually that would be a nice incentive for them as well - besides being able to get a worry-free headstart into the log, I'm sure it'd bring a lot more net pageviews. I would not mind in the slightest if a few more ads were pegged up on the site, either.
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

Four updates a WEEK, actually.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.
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05-05-2012, 01:16 AM #238
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

oh

yeah that is the thing that i meant to say
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If there were four updates a day, I'm pretty sure Gigi wouldn't last more than a week herself.
And that would be terrible.

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I'll email her.

"HELLO GIGI

HOW MUCH MONEY CAN I GIVE YOU TO UPDATE FOUR TIMES A DAY???

WILL NOT GO HIGHER THAN SIX FIGURES"
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Originally Posted by Dentrala

I'll email her.

"HELLO GIGI

HOW MUCH MONEY CAN I GIVE YOU TO UPDATE FOUR TIMES A DAY???

WILL NOT GO HIGHER THAN SIX FIGURES"

Can you get clones with only 6 figures worth of money?

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ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.
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Re: Cucumber Quest!

moustache octopus
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Oh hi Mom!!!

Lookit that chillin Nauttie
she's so chill

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Naughtie is just livin the life
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It's nice to see a hero who'll go out of his way to keep in touch with his family.

Cucumber will make a fine hero some day, I'm sure of it.

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i need more cabbage in my life

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I need more greens in my diet.

definitely panic if there’s caviar
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So does Splashmaster.
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