Gunnerkrigg Court

[Bandages]

Theory: this chapter will feature a rock of some sort. A stone, even.

[xeroticDeceiver]

Alternate Theory You May Wish To Consider: Zimmy's in love with Gamma and that's enough to calm any creepy crawlies in her head.

Oh, it certainly could be that simple. I wouldn't argue with that.

[Dentrala]

Theory: this chapter will feature a rock of some sort. A stone, even.

You are misguided and I know this because reasons. Hold on, let me pull this one out.

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An essay on the next chapter being about a stone

Are you sitting comfortably? Underestimate the next chapter being about a stone at your peril. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, the next chapter being about a stone is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of the next chapter being about a stone to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she saw clearly into the human heart. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however the next chapter being about a stone is quite good.

Nothing represents every day life better than the next chapter being about a stone, and I mean nothing. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to the next chapter being about a stone, again and again.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We shall examine the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Housing
Prices

the next chapter being about a stone

When displayed this way it becomes very clear that the next chapter being about a stone is of great importance. It goes with out saying that housing prices will eventually break free from the powerful influence of the next chapter being about a stone, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the next chapter being about a stone now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of style icon Aaron Woodpecker 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of the next chapter being about a stone until he was well into his thirties. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for the next chapter being about a stone?

Conclusion

In conclusion, the next chapter being about a stone deserves all of the attention it gets. It inspires, it stimulates and is a joy to behold.

Let's finish with a thought from star Ozzy Lopez: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without the next chapter being about a stone.' [3]

[weirdguy]

one day we will realize that it was actually the site staff who were the spambots all along

[Darlos9D]

one day we will realize that it was actually the site staff who were the spambots all along

My first thought exactly.

[mysteriousOutsider]

that's not a stone that's like a field and some hills or whatever i want my money back

[Rikushadow5]

that's not a stone that's like a field and some hills or whatever i want my money back

Unless those fields are Welsh. Then there's plenty of stones offscreen to satisfy you for about a decade.

[Darlos9D]

Here's a stone. It's even English: http://tinyurl.com/9ocqywt

[Triangle Man]

Here's a stone. It's even English: http://tinyurl.com/9ocqywt

So everything's alright now?

Is it a gas?

[Nimz]

Upon reading that spoiler, I have come to the conclusion that the next chapter being about a stone is insufficient to fully spambotise a forum staff member. The narrative is still far too coherent for true spambotness, though the next chapter being about a field and some hills or whatever still holds some potential for completing the transformation. We may have to wait until Monday for a revelation of whether that potential is realised.

This is silly.

As much as I like Coyote and Ysengrin and Antimony and that guy and Mort, it'll be nice to see some other characters again.

[Bandages]

Hey Dentrala, congratulations on making site staff

I must have missed the announcement but good for you

[Dentrala]

Heh thanks but I've been music team for ages. I really don't have time for real mod stuffs. I would not consider myself "site staff" anyhow - I just critique and improve other people's stuff for the most part.

[Druplesnubb]

What are you called on Bandcamp. Hve you written any of the Homestuck songs?

[Dentrala]

Haha nope. I've done a bunch of remixes that are sweet but not super applicable anywhere. Like a latin-american themed piano version of Doctor, or a version of Jade's original song played by four guitars. Sadly enough I've had more art be in the game than music. (I did the Link in Trickster mode, and the cover art for Courser).

[Solaris]

So I reckon it is a 50/50 on Jones telling Annie the whole truth or giving her a true, but meaningless to her answer.

[Bandages]

"a robot"

[Nimz]

One has to wonder if Antimony somehow teleported back to the Court, with those leaves falling off her as she's walking towards Jones.

"If you're already back, you should be in class, Annie." <--- I don't think that's going to happen, but it would be amusing.

[Darlos9D]

"I'm Batman"

[Rikushadow5]

"a robot"

Mystery Solved.

[xeroticDeceiver]

That look on Jones' face makes me think that this time she's going to spill the beans and tell us every-- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yeah. Jones is just Jones. I honestly wonder what makes her have such a flattened affect.

[Druplesnubb]

Well that was refreshingly to the point.

[BRPXQZME]

She is a cartoon. Wait. Oh dear.

Everyone is a cartoon.

[Dentrala]

"I'm Batman"

"If that's really true then SWEAR TO ME"

My guess is that she'll defer the question, or wave off its significance.

[chimericWilder]

Nah, i think that it would be a lot like Tom to simply give us the answer now (though probably in a cryptic manner, or have the answer just raise even more questions). Atleast, i think that it would fit the feel of this page, there really wouldnt be a lot to Annie's directness on this page if she was just waved off again.

[Darlos9D]

I know we enjoy the mystery and all that, but a story can't dodge everything forever. Answers to important plot questions need to happen eventually.