Jaegergeist (Violence against vampire women)(Possibly NSFW)

[BigBurkhart]

[Mibbs]

that building has a well dressed dog on it. You should go inside and inquire where you can find dog hats.

[Roselalonde]

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I got then move like Jaeger. oooOOOOoOoOooOoOooooaAH!

> Go to the pub. Whatever that is.

[sctjkc01]

> Enter Pub.

[mythLeader]

>Double-check to make sure all your hunting equipment is in proper condition

[BigBurkhart]

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Damnit I see a typo.

Also, the teeth behind Alex in the picture aren't vampires sneaking up on him. They're like a visual memory.

[mythLeader]

>GO TO THE WAREHOUSE
>LISTEN AT THE DOOR BEFORE ENTERING

[BigBurkhart]

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Is my art terrible, or do people just not look at this because it's not a Homestuck clone?

[Laron]

Scout around the warehouse. No use rushing in without any idea how to get out.

[mythLeader]

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Is my art terrible, or do people just not look at this because it's not a Homestuck clone?

Eh, personally I don't read Homestuck clones, but I don't know exactly how small a minority I'm in.

Your art's not bad, and it's certainly a different style from most of the adventures here. And anyway, you're getting some commands. Give it time; it's only been two updates, and I don't think an average of three commands an update for a new adventure is too bad. (Okay, at the time you posted that there had only been one reply to your second update, but it had only been ten hours, and at a time when many forumgoers may have been sleeping.)

[Mibbs]

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Is my art terrible, or do people just not look at this because it's not a Homestuck clone?

it seems to be hard to get an adventure started these days without at least 3 shippable characters within the first few posts
>toss in gas grenades, then sneak around through the back in the ensuing chaos

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Yep, throwing in a gas grenade would work

[ChronoSamurai]

Fuck the vampires (not literally, or at least, not yet) and go get that goddamn drink right now. Out of your hipflask with whiskey spiked with holy-water if needs be. Its cold and you need a pick-me-up.

[Jacquerel]

Keep your hair on man it's not even been 24 hours yet, I could actually take that very comment there as a reason not to read your adventure if I was so inclined!
It also might help to give more obvious reasons to comment, there's not much that it is possible to say in response to this update apart from "approach warehouse" in some way, and the warehouse hasn't even been depicted as much more than a corner so we can't do all that much strategising.

Go over to that steel shutter and see if you can open it I guess?

[Whimbrel]

Vampire: Be a watermelon vampire.

[Roselalonde]

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Is my art terrible, or do people just not look at this because it's not a Homestuck clone?

That is rude. But, no. You art is not bad. I think it's the fact that it looks like a normal comic, and no one really gives commands to those. Also, calm your tits.

[BigBurkhart]

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Keep your hair on man

But... I shave my head... >_>

Even so, you're right. I guess I'm getting ahead of myself.

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Vampire: Be a watermelon vampire.

Hey! Someone else keeps up on silly legends!

Fuck the vampires (not literally, or at least, not yet) and go get that goddamn drink right now. Out of your hipflask with whiskey spiked with holy-water if needs be. Its cold and you need a pick-me-up.

I'm going to take that command and perform it myself. I needs me a drink.

Also, Awesome avatar.

[Whimbrel]

((YAY SILLY LEGENDS! ))

>Throw some seeds at the entrance(s), that'll keep them too busy to run.

>Don't turn on the lights. Also, check here, in the cargo bay, first. BEHIND THE CRATES

[Roselalonde]

CAn you link me to Silly Legend? I want to read/watch it.

[BigBurkhart]

It's not a show/book. It's old Romanian folklore. Under certain conditions, watermelons and pumpkins can become vampires, but they really can't do much more than roll around and growl at people.

[Iyestorm]

>Be sure to look up frequently, check the ceilings. You'd be surprised how successful one can be at hiding by just hanging out above the normal sight range.

[Roselalonde]

It's not a show/book. It's old Romanian folklore. Under certain conditions, watermelons and pumpkins can become vampires, but they really can't do much more than roll around and growl at people.

That sounds laaaaaaaame!!!!!!!!

[Mibbs]

It's not a show/book. It's old Romanian folklore. Under certain conditions, watermelons and pumpkins can become vampires, but they really can't do much more than roll around and growl at people.

That sounds laaaaaaaame!!!!!!!!

it sounds like it would be, but one day a pumpkin will growl at you from across a room and you will lose your shit
>don't let them sneak up on you. Do a thorough check of the ground floor before moving upstairs.

[Laron]

I'd check the break room first. Just have that feeling you know?

[Mayu_Zane]

Check break room.