Things I am not allowed to do in Sburb

[Destruction Dragon 360]

1108. I will not spam my GameFaqs guide with bullshit.
1108a. I will not spam my GameFaqs guide with lengthy prose.
1108b. I will not spam my GameFaqs guide with an unending list of don'ts.
1108c. I will not spam my GameFaqs guide with my opinions on music.
1108d. Doesn't matter how shitty said music is, I'm there to help them survive, not fill the eyes of the readers with bullshit.
1109. Being the Seer does not automatically give me X-ray vision.
1109a. If it does, I will not try to look through my teammates' clothes.
1109b. No matter how tempting.

[John E]

1110. Still, nickleback is shifty
1111. My God tier will not be king of queens
1112. I will not make crappy puns about anything in homestuck that is too easy to attack

[JordanTH]

1113: Absolutely no prototyping with the Genesis Frog.

[Sparksol]

1114: To attempt to pre-entry prototype Andrew Hussie would make the Horrorterrors themselves shrivel in fear. Not much would be left of anything else. NO NO NO.
1114a: Not in post-entry either.
1115: No trying to get yourself possessed by Horrorterrors. It doesn't help.
1115a: No trying to possess Horrorterrors. It never works.

[TownEater]

1116: Having time to read all these rules before the meteor hits probably means you did something wrong.

[tanquerayChampion]

1117. I will refrain from setting my cruxtruder in Harry Potter's bedroom, due to the propensity of the kernelsprite to prototype with the stairs.
1117a. It keeps happening.

[AbsolutlyAngelic]

118. I will not, upon becoming a friend's server player, protoype their sprite with something they will hate.
118a. This includes using a manga book as second tier, making the sprite either speak only in japanese or speak weeboo
118b. This goes for all manga books
118c. And any character merchandise of a character they hate
119. I will not make a quirk so complicated I am speaking a different langauge, even if it's not every word
119a. I will not change commonly used words to nonsense
119b. I most certainly will not ask anyone to make me say any of these words

[Nameless1]

1110. Even if SBURB's mechanics allow it, I will not second tier prototype my sprite with the meteor heading straight for my house. While innovative (and awesome), meteor imps are a VERY bad idea.

[aegisAglow]

1121. Not allowed to alchemize a bunch of booze and open a speakeasy for my consorts.

[Atarlost]

1121a. Not allowed to alchemize a bunch of non-alcoholic "beer" or "wine" for my consorts either. They're remarkably suggestible.

[John E]

1122. No guess, come on guess, nickleback.
1123. No song lyrics

[Weeaboo]

1124. Thinking that it's cool to prototype something that scares the crap out of another character.

[Kitoko]

1125. I cannot combine a hammer and paper. There will be no captcha data for it and never will.
1126. I cannot captchalogue myself.
1127. I cannot captchalogue my sprite.
1128. I will not prototype my sprite with Sprite.
1129. I will not run a SBURB game in a SBURB game as it will crash due to infinite recursion.
1130. I will not prototype my sprite with a copy of SBURB.

[unbearableLupin]

1131. It should be made clear that under NO circumstances am I allowed to undergo a relationship with any of my team members.
1131a. This rule applies to everyone we meet, people from doomed timelines, trolls, etc.
1131b. This rule also applies to any possible future-selves coming back in time to see me. Yes it's creepy, so don't even think about it.
1132. Even if I have psychic powers, I MUST have at least one weapon in my strife folder. NO EXCEPTIONS.
1133. If I am the Hero of Life, I cannot suddenly become the most important person in the game. Doing so will certainly cause death.
1133a. Being the Mage of Life gives me no right to run around in red clothes. No matter how accurate it may seem.
1133b. As a Hero of Life, I am NOT allowed to bring back the dead from the past unless they are vital directly to the game. Therefore, no bringing back Michael Jackson because you wanted nice music while you were questing.
1134. You are NOT allowed to lick the Genesis Frog.
1134a. As a general rule, don't lick anything.
1135. If you are a Hero of Time, you are allowed one "Back To The Future" quote a month, and no more.
1136. You will never be Andrew Hussie. Now put down that broom.
1136a. In fact you are only allowed to be you and you alone. Any attempts at being anyone else is not allowed.
1136b. You are now Clubs Deuce.

[JordanTH]

1130. I will not prototype my sprite with a copy of SBURB.

1130a: Unless you're part of Team Paradox.
1130b: God damn it, Najash.

[John E]

137. No nickleback at allllll

[Nameless1]

1138. We get it. Nickelback! You! Don't like! Don't need. To say. 15 million. Goddam times.

[Catstorm]

1126. I cannot captchalogue myself.

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1138. I will not hog everything in my captchalogue. You just gotta let go of those rocks.

[John E]

1139. do not make your god tier mage of knights
1140. do not allow michael jackson in your party

[tanquerayChampion]

1141. "Vinegar + Baking Soda" is not an adequate battle strategy for a 4x prototyped Black King.
1141a. Unless it's malt.

[John E]

1143. your weapon will not be of algoretype

[Karhs12]

1144. Actually just no using any politicians as weapons ever.
1144a. Nor celebrities.
1144b. Nor relatives.
1144c. Consorts are fair game though.

[AbsolutlyAngelic]

1145. Just because you're the hero of mind doesn't make you sherlock
1145a. One joke is all you get
146. the previous rule applies to all title jokes

[JordanTH]

1147: No, you can't complain that you only get one while the Time player gets one a month.

[Nameless1]

1148. If the time player, through some freak coincidence has a phonebox as their entry item, the team acknowledges the awesome of that situation and they're permitted one "timey wimey stuff" reference before entry. Their title is still not Lord of Time, though.