Things I am not allowed to do in Sburb

[GoggleChild]

1778. I will not use Red Miles if I by chance come across the Queen's ring.
1779. I will not use time travel to post my rules higher on the list.
a. I will not us time travel to repost this entire topic by using the topic in the future as a model.
1780. Just because the game takes place in Paradox Space, does not mean I can try to make one occur. I'll probably mess up and make a doomed timeline.
1781. If I end up a Prince or Bard of Time, I will be sure to run all my ideas by the groups Seer and smart people. Destroying the fabric of reality is not and option.

[fireicedog]

1782. If I obtain time powers, I fill not exploit them to spend as much time as I want writing jack-in-the-box based fan fiction. I, as everyone else, have an important job to do.

[crescentGasher]

1782a. Time power'd fanfiction writing of any kind is right out.

[TribulatoryTerminator]

1783: I will not attempt to doom my own session just so I can meet cool ghosts in dreambubbles.

[Zhangku]

1784: I will not switch places with a doomed me, so I can just relax
1785: I will not attempt to prototype someone I have never met from a dream bubble for teh lulz

[KillerTails]

1786: Particlekind is not a valid strife specibus.
1786a: Neither is Part-Picklekind.
1787: Sandwiching myself between two quest beds will not make me a double god. That is just stupid.
1788: Even if I am a robot, I am not allowed to tell anyone to "bite my shiny metal ass."
1789: Windmills will not cool down my Land. Windmills do not work that way.

[thottobeextinct]

1790. Mass murder is definetly out of the question.
1791. If I have the ability to control others, then I will not make everyone my personal slaves.
1791b. No matter how appealling that sounds.
1791c. I will not read people's thoughts and blackmail them into being my slaves.
1791d. I am excempt if I turn out to be Betty Crocker because no one could do a thing about it anyways.
1792. I will not Prototype Andrew Hussie, 'cause he'll probably just get me killed.

[Kuyan J]

180. I will not trap my client player in their room in order to recreate Problem Sleuth.
180b. Nor will I hide their doors from them without telling them.

[smograth]

1790. Mass murder is definetly out of the question.
1791. If I have the ability to control others, then I will not make everyone my personal slaves.
1791b. No matter how appealling that sounds.
1791c. I will not read people's thoughts and blackmail them into being my slaves.
1791d. I am excempt if I turn out to be Betty Crocker because no one could do a thing about it anyways.
1792. I will not Prototype Andrew Hussie, 'cause he'll probably just get me killed.

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[thottobeextinct]

1793. Killing the dead achieves nothing.
1793b. If it makes you feel better, go right ahead and try though.
1794. Any realtionship problems that arise from killing your crush's best friend are your own fault.
1795. Your excuse for any of your actions cannot be shenanigans.

[TribulatoryTerminator]

1796: I will use the words 'DIE FISH HITLER DIE' as much as possible

[The Poet]

1797. Not everything is flammable.
1797b. The above statement is not a challenge.

[Kaleb702]

1797c. Anything alchemized with shaving cream is an exception to this rule.

[Tiko Sco]

1798. Do not prototype your sprite with your any quest bed. In addition, do not experiment to determine whether or not it is actually possible to prototype your sprite with a quest bed.

[Random_Odd_Guy]

1799. I will not make a "black king sprite" becausing killing the sprites may well be impossible, thus making the session unwinnable

[ImperatorMortis]

1800. I'm not allowed to beat up on Fish Hitler.

[Random_Odd_Guy]

1800.a. Even if I think she'd enjoy it

[Kaleb702]

1799. I will not make a "black king sprite" becausing killing the sprites may well be impossible, thus making the session unwinnable

It's possible; all of the troll sprites died.

1798. Do not prototype your sprite with your any quest bed. In addition, do not experiment to determine whether or not it is actually possible to prototype your sprite with a quest bed.

Actually, that might be a good thing. For one, if you die on an imp, you god tier; for two, your quest beds will actively try to murder you, making got tigering way easier.

Still ridiculously dumb to do though.

1801. If I see any recurring numbers, I will notice them. They probably have some important meaning. Not like I have to know what it is, just that if I see those numbers, and they've mainly been seen with bad things, I should get suspicious.

[cardiacAtrophy]

1802. I will not take the title "Mage of Doom" as an invitation to attempt casing the Final Fantasy spell Doom on minions or Denizens.
1802a. Even if it's actually viable. It'll take too long, and I could easily finish the fight with a weapon instead.

[fireicedog]

1803. I will not prototype Jack and the Black Queen together and then film a bad sitcom about their wacky adventures in the same body.
1803a. It will not be called Agent Royalty.
1803b. Tavrisprite will never be a guest star. That doesn't even make any sense.

[Nasrudith]

1804. I am not allowed to kill myself on top of someone else's quest bed to try to steal their aspect.
1804a. Nor am I allowed to kill myself as a God Tier on my own questbed again to become even more powerful.
1804b. Nor am I allowed to kill my consorts on quest beds to see if they'd revive. The quest bed is not a toy for crying out loud!
1805. I am not allowed to let squick prevent me from reviving a fallen player via kiss.
1806. I am not to torment the hero of rage to try to make them stronger.
1807. Do not attempt to usurp another player's task.
1807a. Unless by some chance you end up with a space player with ranidaphobia (fear of frogs), then you should assist them to either overcome their issues or at very least shelter them from contact with the trigger as much as possible while getting the job done.
1807b. Or said player is dead and doing so may save you from needing to scratch.
1087b.a. This does not mean you are allowed to kill someone else to steal their task.

[Tiko Sco]

1808. The massacre of angels is forbidden. Yes, I'm looking at you Eridan. Just put your weapon down and walk away.

[GoggleChild]

1809. I will not make up a new title for my self if I get something that sounds lame. It's what it is for a reason.
1810. I will not ignore any strange conversations I've had during my life before playing the game. Especially online. Those people, or whatever they are, could have invaluable information.
1810s. This policy should be ignored if you've seen this person before. No one you'll meet is that interesting/relevant to the game unless you make them.
1811. I will not prototype anything that was content when it died. Bringing it back to the land of the living if it was good with being dead will not go over well.
1812. Hitler is never an option. Not for prototyping. Not for time travel. Not for alchemizing. Not for Land lore. Not even for stupid comments. Same goes for any Nazi symbols or documents. That stuff is dangerous and not at all funny.

[Kaleb702]

1811.a: Unless it was myself (dream-self). Then it just needs to suck it up so you can god tier.

1813: I will not dream-self-prototype if any of these criteria are met by the first prototyping:
* Missing body parts
* Is sapient
* Disabilities with no work-around (blindness if you can't smell colors, lameness if you don't have a robotics expert, et cetera)
* Sea animal
* Weak
* Evil
* None (tier one prototyping yourself is NOT a good idea. no idea what happens when god tiering if all imps have parts of you in them)

[TribulatoryTerminator]

1814: In fact, I will not tier-1 prototype anything that looks like an individual (say, Charles Dutton). Just think how creepy it would be to have a bunch of imps walking around with his face...
1815: I will not alchemize an mp3 player with a surround sound system 'just to have my own theme music'
1816: I will not use my hero of time powers to try to eat dinner before I cook it, that never ends well
1817: If I have access to a nuclear weapon, NO prototyping OR alchemizing. EVER