I rather enjoyed this thing he did for a blog post (I think) way before he started doing the what-if that involved solar sails and horsepower. Actually, I pretty much just remember the illustrations. There was a guy on an electric skateboard pulling a horse and a guy using photons in the visible spectrum to levitate a squirrel. They were also soulmates, apparently.
Without having previously heard that expression, my most common time entered on a microwave is 99. I like that one because it's the most bang for the least buck: 65% longer than 100, with about 33% fewer buttons pressed.
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Read this before you say a single damn thing about timelines and agency.
Originally Posted by Sawkinator
I guess you could sum it up as, "They all had a destiny, but their actions worked to create that destiny"
also other sigquotes I guess
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
"You would be a stellar Milgram test subject" needs to be made a real insult.
Alternatively: "You should get a job at Stanford Prison."
Originally Posted by simon.clarkstone
From this I guess we learn that Andrew holds down the shift key to make Karkat's text (he took his finger off it to type the preceding and following digits). This makes Hussie's chastisement of Caliborn for doing the same thing one of the most obscure jokes spotted in Homestuck.
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
"motherfucking snakes on this motherfuckin astral plane"
1107 looks like it could be useful as a reference for someone that doesn't know what sport a given team plays, or otherwise doesn't give a crap about sports but still wants to be sociable. "They're arguing about the Sasquatches vs. the Roadrunners... it's the end of May, so... crap. I have no idea whether they're talking about basketball or baseball." Though during the Olympics, all bets are off. The main argument you hear then is "My (favourite) country is better than yours!"
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1107 looks like it could be useful as a reference for someone that doesn't know what sport a given team plays, or otherwise doesn't give a crap about sports but still wants to be sociable. "They're arguing about the Sasquatches vs. the Roadrunners... it's the end of May, so... crap. I have no idea whether they're talking about basketball or baseball." Though during the Olympics, all bets are off. The main argument you hear then is "My (favourite) country is better than yours!"
It reminds me of the episode of the IT Crowd where the two main characters try to socialize amoung some soccer fans by using a bunch of generic phrases they found on a website.
Surprisingly, it worked fairly well. Luckily, thanks to being raised in the midwest, I have just enough passing knowledge of most sports to barely know what's going on.
I HAVE to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not CRAZY!
9 was already the second most-used button on my nuker but I didn’t want to say anything for fear of sounding like I’m proud of how clever I am (sentiments like these are why I am not the creator of an XKCD-like comic). And I don’t resort to making minute rice in 59 seconds like this one implies; if you say 90 seconds, most microwaves will know you meant 1 minute 30 dang it. Saves me a whole button press (and no repeats, which is something I avoid when buttons don’t have good feedback).
This is the work of a madman. It is 15 minutes of scrolling to get to the right edge of the world, I haven't reached the left and there's huge branching caverns underground.
There is a better way to look at the update than subject yourself to repetitive strain injury: Start here and modify the n/s and e/w coords in the url. There is no zero. If you go to a place with no details (besides solid black for the s coords and solid white for the n coords), you just get a friendly 404.
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Read this before you say a single damn thing about timelines and agency.
Originally Posted by Sawkinator
I guess you could sum it up as, "They all had a destiny, but their actions worked to create that destiny"
also other sigquotes I guess
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
"You would be a stellar Milgram test subject" needs to be made a real insult.
Alternatively: "You should get a job at Stanford Prison."
Originally Posted by simon.clarkstone
From this I guess we learn that Andrew holds down the shift key to make Karkat's text (he took his finger off it to type the preceding and following digits). This makes Hussie's chastisement of Caliborn for doing the same thing one of the most obscure jokes spotted in Homestuck.
Originally Posted by Prin Pardus
"motherfucking snakes on this motherfuckin astral plane"
This is the work of a madman. It is 15 minutes of scrolling to get to the right edge of the world, I haven't reached the left and there's huge branching caverns underground.
Although on a negative it loses the feeling of crawling through a deep dark tunnel under the ground, but now I know there was random crap whizzing through the sky.
"* this is apparently my 143rd post, so whatever I write here is completely out of context
once upon a time, there was a boy. His name does not matter. One day he decided that he would go outside. & so he did. But it was bright outside, & there were many horrible monsters. He did not come home that night. The moral: stay inside like your life depends on it.
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My speculanardman
In the beginning, there was nothing. & then, there was HUSSIE!
The end.
Once upon a time, I ate all the babies. They tried to stop me, so I ate them as we'll. now I'm fat.
I'm really being uncreative here.
Maybe I'll just kill all of you.
Nah.
Homestucksontheomegles!
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Stranger: h-hello? *nervous white haired human girl walks in*
You: )(3||0 *mysterious figure responds*
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You: \/\/)(47!!
Stranger: yeah, he got all upset and everything. he asked me what you said, dont worry I kept it safe.
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While at first it was pretty cool, exploring the world 'properly' soon became physically painful. My comments about repetitive strain injury were not completely in jest. It's a neat idea, but the inability to move the map around with keyboard or scroll wheel quickly led to its loss of charm. It's also rather disappointing that the image url provided underneath the comic does not include any of the world. Not even the introductory part. Click and drag gets an A+ for the idea, but a solid C for execution. The numerous easter eggs keep it from being a lower grade on the execution, while the pain and lack of incomic position indicator prevent it from being any higher. The explainy thing and the zoomy map made the comic far more enjoyable than the original.
I have to admit, though, that my first thought on seeing the creeper was to wonder if it was a Dalek. Never would have made the connection without reading the explainy thing where it mentioned a creeper and then viewing the corresponding square.
Yesterday's red carpet thing subverts something I am apathetic towards. I got a smile out of the way the stars are reacting (Hydrogen fusion), but that's about it. I guess it would be kind of hard to follow Wednesday's click and drag thing, so if it's going to be a flop anyway, make it really flop. I guess.
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I liked the chess one. It pinpoints a real existing mindset that gets on my nerves.
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"It should be understood that competition in chess problems is not really between White and Black but between the composer and the hypothetical solver (just as in a first-rate work of fiction the real clash is not between the characters but between the author and the world), so that a great part of a problem's value is due to the number of 'tries' -- delusive opening moves, false scents, specious lines of play, astutely and lovingly prepared to lead the would-be solver astray." -Vladimir Nabokov (Speak, Memory)