Magic Exile: Press @ to Exit.

[ProfessorLizzard]

((Skeggi has his hammer in his inventory, for reference. Also the axe getting command was changed, nobody has the axe.))

[Jacquerel]

Steve rolls over in his sleep and murmurs to himself
"I sure am glad I'm not being attacked by monsters right now"

[Solaris]

ROCK (as described in the last post)
[naughty word] YOU MIKE
GTFO

[Whimbrel]

In Iorni's opinion, she has not gotten enough sleep to deal with this sort of bullsh*t, so if the monster would kindly HALT while she woke up, that'd be great.

[Pharmacy]

I'M USELESS. NOOOOOOO.

[BlazerC]

Rarrghaaarrgggh!! I'm kill you!

Slices reacts insistictively to the pain smashes and smashes that beast's skull with the rock. And then again. And again, and again and again and again.

Chuntney lets out a roar as gives a mighty pull to the pitchfork to free it from it's flesh, and if successful, stabs it again with it.

Farmer scrambles to pick up the axe, and takes a swing at the beast.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Oh right, I forgot about Victor! He woke up too.
Also Micheal's knife was not useless so I need a Mike command too.

[InoxFy]

"Will you just SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"
He then storms out the tent and throws a piece of metal at the monster's general direction.

[Pharmacy]

AFTER STANDING UP, IF POSSIBLE, I STAB THE EYES.

IAMGONNADIEAMIOHMYGOD

[ProfessorLizzard]

Iorni casts HALT, but it somehow didn't affect the monster.

Rajilla makes a rock fly far awaaaaaay. It just manages to hit the beast.

Victor can't really throw that far away.

Steve continues sleeping far away.

Slices and Chutney continue to bash the monster.

Mike finds out that standing up is hard! He laments his wimpiness.

Farmer perform a strange Pickup Slash Move.

Skeggi gets up but he also can't do anything else this turn.


Slices is getting sliced even more by sharp teeth. He looks to be in a pretty bad shape...

[InoxFy]

Victor uses his ENHANCED OBJECT HANDLING ATTACHMENT's capacity to rotate rapidly along it's axis to perform.
ATTACHMENTTECH 47: This is not a drill.

EDIT: BUT FIRST!
He walks towards the battle

[Pharmacy]

AIM FOR THE EYES, FRECKLES. AIM FOR THE FRECKLES!

Michael stabs the eyes of the PURPLE PEOPLE EATER.

[Whimbrel]

Irritated by her spell's failure, Iorni gets up, walks into range and then tries throwing a rock instead.

[BlazerC]

Slices drops the pitchfork and limps away from battle. Sniffling and sobbing like a child that just just fell on his head.

Okay... Uwah... *sniff*... Hurty... ouch.

Chutney leaps onto the beast and sinks his teeth into the beast's thigh.

Farmer kinda sees two rather protruding teeth, so he does the sensible thing and gets close to the beast, then leaps up and swings the axe to crack a tooth as painfully as possible, possibly even snap it!

[Shadow Phoenix]

Skeggi gets his (hot) hands on the hammer and start banging the feet of the creature. Maybe he could hit its head if it did a bad move or something !
Also, if he can, he will try to catch the creature directly instead.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Victor and Iorni arrived to the battle. Iorni's rock did nothing!

Chutney does some damage through biting. Farmer attacks! Aaaand he dropped his weapon.

Micheal stabs the monster in the eye! The knife bounces off, doing no damage to the eye. However, he did make a small facial wound...

Skeggi grabs his hammer. It is handle now hot. Shame, because its head is not, so the bonus is unusable. He hammers on the beast.

Steve and Rajilla are sleeping/faraway sleeping.
Slices fled.


The beast stomps again! Skeggi fell over. Chutney fell over. Rest of the people evaded the shockwave just in time.

A purple wolf wanders nearby. The monster declares it "people" and devours it in one bite. It looks healthier. The monster that is.

Please submit conditional battle commands only if it is "Wait until XY happens, otherwise do nothing."

[Shadow Phoenix]

Skeggi drops the hammer and tries to get on his feet the fastest as possible by rolling on the ground don't wanna be stomped while defenceless.

[Pharmacy]

Michael nabs the Purple People Eater's Scarf.

MAYBE ITS WEAK POINT IS UNDER THE SCARF. Diviner Logic!

[InoxFy]

"Insightful hypothesis, Michael!

Victor performs the spinny drill pincer attack on the potential weakpoint.
If the scarf-nabbing fails, he just grips his tail really hard with his pincer.

[Whimbrel]

Still grumpy from her interrupted sleep, Iorni considers throwing her knife at the monster. She isn't deterred from doing this out of any concern for her fellow exiles/lowly subordinates, but because in her sleepy stupor she experiences difficulty with the absurdly simple task of unsheathing her weapon.

She throws another rock instead.

[Solaris]

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaah... *sniff*... Uwaaaaaaaaaaaah... *sniff*

The routound monster continues his fleeing, entering back in the safety of the tent area where a certain lady is sleeping.
He continues his cries of pain until she once more wakes up.
"What. Is. It."

Slices responds with a variety of hand gesters and pointing before mouthing out a "monsturrrrr"
Rajilla squints even more, mutters "why didn't tell me earlier, jeez," sighs and then tells Slices to stay putt before walking over to where everyone else went RELUCTANTLY.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Only BlazerC command is needed right now.
And perhaps Steve, maybe he turns over onto his other side during sleep. This is most important!

[BlazerC]

^Slices does that.

Damnit! God- Aaagh, Damnit!

Farmer, rather than pick up the axe, goes to pick up a weapon he's more comfortable with, his trusty pitchfork. Again, swearing profusely. If he has the time, he stabs! Stabs and stabs again! It's a pitchfork, 4 times the stabs!

Chutney stays where he is and continues biting, continuing to make his stay to the beast's tendons/thighs/whatever as painful as possible. In Soviet Russia...

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Sorry, It looks like my previous command never existed.

Suppose its for the better though, now that Rajillia is now in the fight.

[ProfessorLizzard]

SKEGGI DOES A BARREL ROLL.
Iorni throw a tiny rock at the monster. It is not really effective.
Micheal cuts the scarf in half! There is no weakpoint under it. It was just a scarf, although it is emitting sparks.
Victor drills the monster in the neck.
Farmer pickups and stabs!

Rajilla arrived. RELUCTANTLY.

The monster BARFS.
MIKE IS BURNED.
SKEGGI IS BURNED.

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ENCOUNTER
Steve is bitten by some sort of spider oh no. It is not poisonous, but itching.

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Inox, I just said in the last post that a conditional attack can only be "Do nothing unless [xy]" otherwise everything would be hundred percent safe.

[Solaris]

STARE VERY ANGRILY AT THAT MONSTER
THEN USE MAGNO FORCAE TO JUMP AND STOMP ON IT
ANGRILY