THE PADDED ROOM
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You wake up in a PADDED ROOM. The walls are lined with a soft, fluffy, WHITE PADDING, which you have just awakened on, as the floors also happened to be lined with said fluffiness. Behind you lies an un-openable METAL DOOR, which will probably serve absolutely no purpose in the plot of this story whatsoever, and in front of you is a RADIO.
What will you do?