I couldn't help but notice that Vriska has her own chat thread, which is fitting; after all, did she not receive some of the best characterization of any character in MSPA? However, I feel her popularity has unfortunately overshadowed a character that is written even more masterfully. The character I am referring to (who happens to be my favorite) loves board games, wears black, and hates violence.
That's factual, fellow fan forum aficionados. Our fearful flying friend is none other than the genteel good-natured grim God of the Grave himself.
Now, some of you may wonder why in the world I would claim a Problem Sleuth character to be the best written in MSPA! After all, Problem Sleuth is mostly full of silliness, and it very rarely looked as though Andrew was writing the story in order to create characters that were realistic in the slightest. And Death is no exception.
My answer to those doubts is shut up. Shut up is the answer.
Death is featured in some of the more prominent Problem Sleuth references that made it into Homestuck, too. For example, the plot-critical programming language ~ATH, clearly states his name.
TILDEATH
See? And the symbol is clearly reminiscent of Death's eyes and mouth.
Not only is Death critical in Homestuck, but he's a staple of these forums themselves! Whenever one wishes to express extreme sorrow of the sort not usually felt by mortals, one must only take a gander over to the "More" button below most of the commonly used smilies. Or type in ":sorrow:".
What are your thoughts on this secretive, sexy, sensitive god?
Last edited by deathsbuddy; 11-20-2011 at 11:02 PM.
While his exterior is bony and harsh, a little digging reveals a kindred spirit and a heart of gold. Truly Death is the most well-rounded and fully-developed character Mr. Hussie has ever created.
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Re: Talk About the Best Character in MSPA
Judging by the amount of characters they both kill off, Death must be Hussie's favorite character too.
Your name is PATRICK. You like VIDEO GAMES AND ANDREW HUSSIE'S MSPAs. You are an UN-STEREOTYPICAL AUSTRALIAN. Your Chumhandle is liquidMountain and you type with no quirks unless you are RPing as puzzlingMarksman. You have FORMSPRING which you don't use often. You also have TUMBLR, which is neato. Your Steam name is liquidMountain.
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masterG has been banned for registering with a throwaway email address.
Temporary email services have now been banned through the software.
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Dot Master G has been banned for being an alt of masterG.
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MasterGII and MasterGIII have both been kind enough to provide us with additional temporary email providers and proxy IP addresses.
Also, he has found no purchase in his attempt to test my resolve.
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Chell, companion cube and Doug Rattman are part of a bizzare triangle.
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VC: Okay, hmm. My drinkthink is telling me this calls for major celebratory beer consumption.
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you're welcome you assjack.
you are the Ass of Jack. Its you.
Your power is the ability to do Jack shit.
Originally Posted by just that guy
Originally Posted by *Sigh*
To finish one meal, or go on to the next course, that is the question!
ingest both at the same time and then thieve the silverware
Originally Posted by BenTheCoder
Met a fan while I was shopping in Ikea. Actually met her before, small world. Didn't talk much though since she didn't seem to switched on. We got on well though. Here is a pic of her while I was there: http://i.imgur.com/PihB1.jpg
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Oh my god your signature
Where did you get that
Did you make it oh my god
scratch my previous statement. I know exactly which one you are talking about. Based on my tentative knowledge of the australian legal system, I recall that the subject matter is deemed highly explicit, and posting it on the internet is punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Then again, that may just be new zealand. If you are intrigued, I am sorry for your nation's draconian censorship laws. If you are disgusted, I am entitled to my preferences. If you were talking about the one with kanaya and rose, and not the one with john and vriska, then you are now knowledgeable about Australian pornography statutes.
Woah wait what
But yeah I was talking about the Rose and Kanaya. It was hilarious. And I tried to open the John and Vriska one, but all I remembered was a sharp pain in the back of my head and waking up to the inside of a van with the Australian Government logo on it and being shovelled back into my house, being told "YOU KNOW NOTHING" by a mysterious red-headed woman with a very long nose.
So yeah, I liked that post 413 thing.
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The internet should be 16+.
No, they should make your internet service provider do a fucking IQ test.
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"Shut up, Mokoba. I'm busy flagging Youtube videos to compensate for the fact I have an extremely small penis."
Dear Atheists,
If God doesn't exist, then why does God exist?
Check and mate.
Searching for SOPA on Google Images results in images of soup...?
Heir of Space design originally by King of Clubs, new one by Chimervera. Then Ashdenej happened. And a SUPER RARE MYSTERY PILLOW avatar is being worked on by you-know-who...
The part where a Pickle Inspector solves the Soducube and Death just stares into space with suddenly different eyes and weeps black tears was definitely the part of Problem Sleuth that signified that things had "gotten real" to me, even though we'd already gone through three final boss showdowns and the ascension of the other final boss into a universe-wrecking singularity. It was never really referenced again but the sudden apparent shift from feckless caretaker of the game's poorly-guarded afterlife to the Sole Sober Witness to the Apocalypse was jolting and memorable.
Shit was never that real again, until we learned what an "EoA" was.
The part where a Pickle Inspector solves the Soducube and Death just stares into space with suddenly different eyes and weeps black tears was definitely the part of Problem Sleuth that signified that things had "gotten real" to me...
Yes.
This still is my favorite page in all of Problem Sleuth, if not all of MSPA.
Death just seems...so helpless, you know? People just pranced right on out of the afterlife as soon as his back was turned, which probably really got him down. "Do I smell? Or am I just bad company?" And the black liquid sorrow flows from his empty sockets in an unceasing torrent of despair and loneliness. All he wanted was some company, that's all he's ever wanted.
"You plead with these fellows to stay put in the afterlife. You are at your wit's end. You will do anything." This is what Death, the specter of fear and the end of all things, is reduced to. And that's what makes Death great. He is a man beset by a sea of troubles that threaten to overtake him. We cannot help but give him our sympathy. We've all been in a situation where it seems that no matter what we do, all that results is an embarrassing display of social ineptitude. I was just trying to make conversation! I'm sure you really are big boned! You must have fantastic bones, as large and mighty as that of the majestic whale, draped in a cape of blubber, greatest of all mammals in...where are you going? Stop! Please! I have Parcheesi!
...what was I talking about again? Oh, right. Death. He also has a scythe. It is symbolic of reaping souls and stuff. Death is not a farmer, though, so he does not use his scythe in the traditional manner of harvesting crops. How crazy!
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
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Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
If death is a pimp, is Dave going to kill death? That which sleeps can eternal lie, and Dave being a time player, has strange aeons, so even death can die.