Faerie Queen

[Professor zobot]

Review the contents of both folders and commit them to memory. Then delete them both. With luck, if they get the facility under control again but can't find anything on you, they'll assume there's been a clerical error and release you. But that's a worst-case scenario, my queen. With all due respect, you are in what can only be accurately described as dangerous territory. Please seek a weapon immediately, until you know what's going on you must assume the worst: That someone may presume to threaten your royal personage.

[Zombiitwo]

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Just checking in to let you guys know we're not dead! Finals week, then Christmas have thrown off our update schedule, but now that we're past that, expect more regular updates. We're planning to update on Monday!

Happy Holidays!

[Zombiitwo]

Subject log! Always worth to know what the opposing forces think of you, so you can confuse them by doing stuff they totally don't expect!

Subject Log!

You decide that the most prudent course of action would be to see what these jerks have to say about you. They probably never expected you to be inspecting these records, so whatever is in here is probably the truth.



Wow.
These audio files date all the way back to when you first woke up, five months ago. That takes some serious dedication. Or powerful motivation. Since you don't have time to listen to every file, you go ahead and open the first two dates, today and yesterday.




"Subject log for Subject 1034 on April 11th, 2007, Dr. Geoff Burns:
Aisl- The subject is once again showing increasing signs of detachment and is trying to withdraw herself from the world around her. She insists that the world is a mere illusion, and that she has been unjustly imprisoned here. She finished filling another sketchbook today. She says that these are illustrations of the 'real world'. They are without fault incredibly unrealistic images, consisting of fantastic landscapes which have no place in the real world. She also repeatedly draws images of masked men and creatures which seem to haunt her in her sleep and reportedly have her fantasy kingdom under siege. She calls them 'The Faceless'. Recommendation: increase her dose of anti-psychotics, and get her some therapy already."





"Subject log for Subject 1034 on April 12th, 2007, Dr. Diane Grant:
Geoff has just entered the subject's cell to conduct an interview, someone up the ladder requested an interview. Subject appears to not be hostile, although she seems irate at being woken. She spends most of her time asleep. Hard to get a good read on her when she's asleep for more than half the day. I think we shoul-
[Small beeping sound]
-Huh?
[Chair being pushed back]
Oh God, not on my shift.
[Hiss as the cell door opens]
Diane: Geoff! I need to talk to you for a second, get out here!
Geoff: Uh, okay, sure thing, Diane.
The Queen: [Unintelligible]
Geoff: [Unintelligible]
Diane: Now, Geoff. This is very, very, important.
Geoff: Coming, Diane. [Unintelligible]
Diane: Come on, Geoff!
Geoff: Just let me turn this camera off...
[Door to cell shuts, but no sealing hiss]
Geoff: What's this about, Diane? I felt like I was making good progress with he-
Diane: Look.
Geoff: I don't see what I'm supposed to b- Holy-
Diane: You know the protocols, we need to get out of here. Now!
Geoff: Let's go, where's the nearest stairwell?
[Crash as chair falls over, door to hallway opens]
Diane: Don't pick it up, not enough time. Wouldn't the elevator be faste-
Geoff: You want to risk taking an elevator?
[Door shuts, followed by 5 minutes of silence before the recording ends]




Whatever happened was enough to scare them senseless, they didn't even bother to lock your door, after all. Maybe you should be a bit more worried. Huh- oh shit.
Someone's in the hallway.

[Yamtaggler]

>Is it one of your subjects?

[Pick Yer Poison]

BACK IN THE CELL BACK IN THE BACK IN THE CELL

(but don't lock the door)

[apatheticEnigma]

> Run back into your cell and threaten the mysterious person with crayons.

[Dar'Joras]

>back to the cell but stuff paper in the lokc of the door then close it

[Dar'Joras]

>back to the cell but stuff paper in the lokc of the door then close it( and i mean enough so it won't really lock anymore)

[OnBackorder]

Barricade the hallway door. Problem solved. Just hope it wasn't someone you doomed to being eaten by a grue because of the blockade.

[Zombiitwo]

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Railroading, ho!

Barricade the hallway door. Problem solved. Just hope it wasn't someone you doomed to being eaten by a grue because of the blockade.

You don't really have anything to barricade the door with, nor are you exactly sure how you would go about doing so. The footsteps are heading in the opposite direction, so you assume that it's relatively safe to just check who it is. After all, if it gets too crazy, you can always duck back inside your cell.



Well, here goes nothing.



Holy shit!
Judging by his outfit, you'd say this poor chump was another person they were keeping here. You'd guess he was probably in one of your neighboring rooms, but there's nothing to identify him from.



Well this guy is obviously the culprit, but why would he just up and murder someone? Especially a doctor, they don't seem very keen on murder. As for being one of the staff, you thought you and the other detainees were supposed to be the ones who were the psychopaths. He doesn't seem very healthy, either.



There's your murder weapon, but Christ, an axe? You'd think he could at least find something mo- Oh shit, he's turning around-



You shut the door before he can notice you. From what you saw, there are doors at both ends of the hallway. One labelled "CLINIC AND CONCOURSE" and the other being labeled "CAFETERIA". You don't really expect the other cells and their observation rooms to be unlocked, so those are out of the picture. After a few minutes of waiting anxiously, you hear the clinic door shut. You should probably get moving.

[Pick Yer Poison]

Search the body.

[OnBackorder]

Yeah, doctors are always carrying around necessary equipment to get through doors, like key-cards.

Enter the Cafeteria as it will be as far away from the Crazy Ax Fellow and should have multiple exits should he come back. Plus, free food. Stuff your pockets with grapes, grapes are awesome.

[Brickman]

I'm willing to bet that is really an escaped inmate who stole a doctor's clothes, not a doctor.

[Professor zobot]

Ok... I also think we should head to the cafeteria, CAUTIOUSLY. Sneak around, check inside the room before entering it for people, and don't hesitate to run. We've just had proof that there's at least one legtimate crazy person here. With an axe.

And THAT'S why we need to find a weapon. And supplies. Escape just got complicated. Go to the cafeteria, pilfer food if possible and try to find something you can use to defend yourself.

[Tren]

Check the other rooms if you can. See if you can get a few allies.

[Armok]

> Check the file from the day of your arrival

[Droke]

>Yeah...Going to the Cafeteria sounds like a good idea. Be as quiet as possible, especially when opening doors.

[Edrobot]

> Cast Hadoken

[smuchmuch]

> Go to the cafeteria sleathily. but whatever you do, Do not touch the meatloaf special !

.. oh no, nothing to do with the curent mass murder or any immediate danger, it just tastes terrible.

[Jacquerel]

Did you see if the doctor had a face?

[Shadow Phoenix]

Good to see this back in motion!

What do you know is the real cafeteria? The one from the world you can see.

[Zombiitwo]

Search the body.

Yeah, doctors are always carrying around necessary equipment to get through doors, like key-cards.

Enter the Cafeteria as it will be as far away from the Crazy Ax Fellow and should have multiple exits should he come back. Plus, free food. Stuff your pockets with grapes, grapes are awesome.

Ok... I also think we should head to the cafeteria, CAUTIOUSLY. Sneak around, check inside the room before entering it for people, and don't hesitate to run. We've just had proof that there's at least one legtimate crazy person here. With an axe.

>Yeah...Going to the Cafeteria sounds like a good idea. Be as quiet as possible, especially when opening doors.

> Go to the cafeteria sleathily. but whatever you do, Do not touch the meatloaf special !

You kneel down next to the body. This guy was another prisoner here, not a doctor or researcher. Since the clothes they give you don't have any pockets, there's not exactly much he could have on him. You really don't want to be touching a freshly murdered, bloody corpse anyway.



You look into the cafeteria to make sure it's clear, and enter the room.



Despite the blood on the door, it looks like it didn't come from in here, as, other than a few flipped chairs and tables, the place is relatively clean. Besides the door you came in through, there are 4 others. Two to your left and right, which say "Cell Hall 2" and "Cell Hall 3" respectively. There are also the two doors on the wall across from you, one is obviously the door to the kitchen, and the other appears to be another door to the kitchen, or maybe a small office.

[Gnauga]

Grab that unopened milk carton to wet your whistle, and maybe a piece of fruit to eat casually. Then, check out the kitchen.

[BigBurkhart]

Kitchen! Go to the kitchen, and at least try and get a knife or something.

[OnBackorder]

Go into the kitchen, make yourself a pots and pans suit of armor.