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    Dr. ██████ Zombiitwo's Avatar
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    Faerie Queen





    Woman: "Dammit, Geoff, if you die in there, I swear to god..."
    Geoff: "Don't worry Diane, when I talked to her on the intercom earlier, she seemed perfectly sensible, and not, you know, psychopathic."
    Diane: "You saw the test results! She's clearly insane!"
    Geoff: "As long as I don't do anything to provoke he-"
    Diane: "That's not valid and you know it. If our supervisor hadn't explicitly requested this interview, you wouldn't be going in there right now, you know what happened to the last poor sap who underestimated a prison- patient."



    Geoff: "Yeah, but the guy pissed off S-1112, and he was a serial killer for Christ's sake! This is a voluntary admission's patient. Come on, Diane, I'll be fine."
    Diane: "You better be, watch your ass in there."



    Geoff: "Here goes nothing."



    Geoff: "Hello again, S-1034. How are you today?"
    ???: "..."
    Geoff: "The silent treatment again? Okay, well, as always, can you state your name for the record, as per protocol?"
    ???: "..."
    Geoff: "...Please?"

    [ENTER NAME]
    Last edited by Zombiitwo; 10-21-2012 at 01:30 PM.

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    Re: Fairie Queen

    >Grumpy Bedsitter

    >Abigail KilPatrik

    >Maria Zaynor

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    Caroline Jackson

    Miranda Heyes

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    >Lyiu Adosi

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    Re: Fairie Queen

    > Anjoani Fendalice


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    Re: Fairie Queen

    >Fuck Off.

    (as in, that's what she says and is treated as a name by the name prompt)
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    Re: Fairie Queen

    > Aisling Grendel.
    Yo.


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    Re: Fairie Queen

    "My name is S-1034, because you bastards refuse to call me anything else. Pricks."

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    Beautiful start. Going to second Aisling
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    Re: Fairie Queen

    Titania. But you can call me QUEEN.

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    Re: Fairie Queen

    >As a matter of fact, you can, but you will not.

    Those who have your true name have power over you.

    >Continue silent treatment.

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    Re: Fairie Queen



    >Fuck off.



    ???: "Fuck off."
    Geoff: "Can we please not fight? I don't want to hurt you or fight you. I just want to do this interview."
    ???: "..."
    Geoff: "Going back to the silent treatment?"



    Geoff: "The sooner you tell me, the sooner I'll be gone..."
    ???: "Fine. As you well know, my name is Aisling Grendel."
    Geoff: "Thank you, Aisling."



    ???: "I didn't say you could use my first name, or even my real name at all."
    Geoff: "I'm sorry?"
    The Queen: "You can call me The Queen"
    Last edited by Zombiitwo; 11-01-2011 at 08:31 PM.

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    Re: Fairie Queen

    >Ask The Queen typical psychoanalytical questions: what thoughts she's had today, how she is currently feeling, how she sees herself, etc.

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    Attempt to perform psychological tests. Be biased, thinking that this "Queen" has schizophrenia, histrionics, schizotypal disorders, or narcissism.

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    >Queen of what?
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    Re: Fairie Queen

    Check out those drawings!


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    Re: Fairie Queen

    > Ask about doodles.
    Yo.


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    Re: Fairie Queen

    >To use the title she created would only reinforce her psychosis, use her real name until she beats the crap out of you. Then call her The Queen.
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    Re: Fairie Queen

    >Check out those drawings!


    Geoff: "So have you, ah, been feeling ok lately?"
    The Queen: "As well as one can feel with being locked up in here."
    Geoff: "We just want to help you, you know."



    The Queen: "Really, I don't get that vibe for some reason."
    Geoff: "Well in any case, have you been having hallucinations, visual or auditory?"
    The Queen: "Unless this is one, no."
    Geoff: "Any bad or strange dreams lately?"
    The Queen: "Definitely not."



    Geoff: "What are these then?"
    The Queen: "The real world."
    Last edited by Zombiitwo; 11-04-2011 at 09:07 PM.

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    Re: Fairie Queen

    Illusion> Crack?
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    Re: Fairie Queen

    > Suddenly, Magic.

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    Re: Fairie Queen

    > As her about "the real world".

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    Re: Fairie Queen

    Unbreakable one-way glass: Be broken.
    My adventures and writing here:
    Current: Today is your day (Aisleventure)
    Completed: Aisleventure: Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!
    Abandonned: Cursed, Trust me, Trust Me: Reboot, Troll Ender's Game: Shadow of the CULLSAT parts 1 and 2, Leave Me Alone!.

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    Re: Fairie Queen

    >"What do you mean, 'real world'?"

    [following plausible answer]
    >"So, are you stranded here?"

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    Re: Fairie Queen

    >Hesitate.
    "What do you mean? We are in the real world."

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