Subplot

[Xander]

Piss self in fear and hope he slips in the puddle.

[RPGeesus]

> Pretend you slipped. It was just an accident!

[Lieutenant Fish]

Tell max you're going to go get your papers, then leave the room

Didn't you remember seeing an official office-type room on your way here? There must be all kinds of things in there that it would be good if you borrowed real quick.



Oh look, it's probably the correct form. You wish that darned form would calm down already, ha ha ha!



Here we go, an employment-y contract-y looking document. Wow, you signed it with the needlessly fancy pen. Are those gears on it? This has to be official, the pen has GEARS on it. And look at your beautiful flourishes! Your hands shake with the joy that comes from following proper submarine procedures!



This should do the trick! Everything is going to be alri- OH NO!



It's that one guy!

[Sprak]

Loudly declare him to be a traitor and shank him with the gear pen.

[Mibbs]

show them that your papers are in order

[Thedude3445]

Loudly declare him to be a traitor and shank him with the gear pen.

I was gonna try and think of a creative and witty command but this is pretty much the best one.