Maturing Day

[BoisseauMR]

>Examine Porn Stash.

This.

Pron stash: contain an image we have already seen

[Redux]

>Open PRESENT in an epic fashion.

Rewinding to a few minutes ago, you stalked up to your room and found a present from your MOM. She's aware of your PORN STASH so you'll have to do something about it later. Looking inside you get... my god you get!!!!

A nice sweater. Shit like that makes you happy, it's as if your MOM just KNOWS what makes you happy! But it needs your own personal touch. Rolling up your sleeves, you become officially badass. Well, you would be if you could procure your hands on your BEAST STAMP, then it'd be perfect.
>Don white towel like an awesome cape

You'd sooner flog your brain stem with with a giant spoon than entertain that notion. That would make you a HERO, which you don't want to be because your OLD MAN is a POLICE DETECTIVE therefore making him a HERO. In case your aspiring BOXING CAREER goes sour, you want to be a BADASS ANTI-HERO PRIVATE DETECTIVE. However, you do remember that you may need your towel later and make a point to remember what your INVENTORY SYSTEM is so you can take it with you.
>Examine Porn Stash.

Your MOM always follows through on her claims, so you'll have to find a way to get this somewhere safe. Can't carry it all, though, that'd make your OLD MAN very SUSPICIOUS. If only you could remember what your INVENTORY SYSTEM is! Wait, there's something in here... a note? It reads:

Son, I'm sure you'll like this. It's one of your friends that I know you're fond of. ;P -Mom

What the hell? Your MOM just wrote that she'd torch your stuff, why would she leave something for you? Then again... you have been a bit curious as to what your female friends look like... IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL TEENAGE BEHAVIOR IF YOU DECIDE TO LO-
Pron stash: contain an image we have already seen

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? IT'S NO. 6113!!! HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET THIS AND WHY THE HELL IS HE POSED LIKE THAT!?!? ASFJNADSKJFN YOU'RE DEFINITELY RIPPING THIS THING TO SHREDS AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE FREAKING OUT! There's a note in the corner that you're too frantic to read, but it goes: LUST IS A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE DEAR. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU.

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Okay, if it isn't apparent, I'm having a style crisis and I need someone to help decide. Should I keep doing this in the style as before, or should I do it like this? I don't want any of that "Do what you like" bullshit, I want some hard answers with this please. Also, help decide what sort of werewolf themed inventory system this dude has please.

[umadyall]

(If this one helps you do things quicker. I'm on board. P.S.: This is blackadder98 )

>Look for TRANSFORMATION AMULET

[Bluesunnyday]

I honestly like the art style you're using now.

>Get TRANSFORMATION AMULET like the other voice says.

[Redux]

>Look for TRANSFORMATION AMULET

You can't because your OLD MAN took it away from you! That was the whole reason you stalked up to your room in the first place. He said he was going to "do stuff with it", but he's probably just going to smash it up and hand it to you broken before you proceed through your GATE in a last act of SPITE. Ugh, onto more important matters, what the hell was your INVENTORY SYSTEM again?

[Bluesunnyday]

Locate Full Moon Inventory. It's basically just a palette swap of your other friend's lotus inventory.

[jimmmyman10]

Pester your friend Nessa

[umadyall]

> Pester JW

> Be JW

[Redux]

Locate Full Moon Inventory

That's what it was! The FULL MOON INVENTORY is kind of like your friend No. 6111's, but not really. It has four cycles it goes through throughout the year: NEW, FIRST QUARTER, FULL, and THIRD QUARTER. If it's on NEW, you only get THREE ITEM SLOTS to deal with. If it's on FIRST QUARTER, you get SIX ITEM SLOTS to use. FULL has nine and THIRD QUARTER has six, then it starts over. It'll display the revolution for that day, but it rounds off to the nearest revolution. You're just lucky that this week happens to have a full moon.

Alright, time to get down to business. You grab your SMUT PILE (conveniently indexed as one single magazine rather than a pile) and your TOWEL. You were about to grab your BOXING GLOVES from your DRAWER when someone starts bothering you. It's No. 6111, what does she want?
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-DiscoNinjaFrog [DF] began chatting with MidnightRebel [MR] at 10:03-
DF: I have bested my mother in combat.
DF: Are you documenting this?
DF: I HAVE FINALLY WON AGAINST MY MOTHER IN COMBAT.
DF: I would be eternally joyful if I was not feeling that she was holding back.
MR: HEY, THE ALL CAPS THING IS MY SHTICK.
MR: DON'T TRY AND STEAL IT.
MR: ALSO CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MANAGED TO BEAT UP THE OLD HAG YOU CALL A MOTHER.
DF: Do not try and insult my mother Rebel, or I will insult yours.
DF: And I can back up my assertion because I am just as strong as you are.
MR: LADY, YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO GET CLOSE TO HOW MUCH STRONG THERE IS BUILT IN THIS ONE MAN MACHINE.
DF: Ha. Ha. This is laughter, Rebel. I am now the life of the party.
MR: YOU CAN STOP CALLING ME REBEL NOW 6111.
MR: THE WEIRD VOICES OF THE UNIVERSE FINALLY GAVE ME A NAME.
DF: "Weird voices of the universe?"
MR: YEAH. SINCE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THOSE UPPER GODS YOU GO ON AND ON ABOUT. WEIRD VOICES OF THE UNIVERSE ARE JUST A THING.
DF: I will ignore your ridiculous claims that there are no Upper Gods and ask what it is.
MR: THE VOICES WERE REALLY WEIRD, SO I HAD TO GET AGGRESSIVE ON THEM SO THEY WOULDN'T GIVE ME A DUMBASS NAME LIKE ARSEFACE POORMAN OR KARKAT VANTAS.
MR: PFFT, WHAT AM I? SOMEONE OUT OF THAT WEIRD HUMAN WEBCOMIC YOU READ.
DF: >:O
DF: That human webcomic is wonderful! You just can't take the time to re-read and fully understand the seemingly confusing plot.
MR: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM. MOVING ON.
MR: YOU CAN JUST CALL ME SCOTT. OR SCOTT WHITE IF YOU'RE WEIRD WITH FULL NAMES.
DF: Oh what a wonderful name! It's like our names were meant to be complementary!
MR: REALLY? JUST WHAT IS IT THEN?
DF: I trust you are far more appreciative of names than Whales, he thought my name was lame!
MR: CAN WE NOT MENTION NO. 6113. MY MOM SOMEHOW GOT HER HANDS OF HIM IN A VERY PROVOCATIVE POSE... I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
DF: Oh, uh, sure. I completely share your sentiments.
MR: DID. DID YOU SEE IT TOO BEFORE.
DF: Moving on!!!!!!!!!
DF: My new name is Nessa Black!
DF: How does that sound?
MR: THAT
MR: HAS TO BE
MR: THE LAMEST NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD.
DF: >:O
DF: None of you are able to fathom just how wonderful a name Nessa is!
DF: You are all so culturally insensitive!
DF: I am crying now. I hope you are feeling terrible.
MR: NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
MR: IF YOU'RE THAT INTENT ON GETTING SOMEONE TO LIKE YOUR NAME, WHY NOT TALK WITH NO. 6112.
MR: YOU KNOW SHE'S CULTURALLY SENSITIVE.
DF: I have tried! But she is not online!
MR: WHAT DO YOU MEAN. SHE'S CLEARLY ONLINE, LOOK AT YOUR MONITOR.
DF: You know how she is! Whenever she is doing something else she always forgets to go offline!
MR: OH. WELL THAT STINKS.
DF: Yes. Yes it does.
MR: I ALMOST FORGOT, DID YOU GET MY PRESENT YET?
DF: Present? You sent me a present Scott? How nice of you!
MR: SHUT IT. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO CHECK YOUR MAILBOX OR SOMETHING NOW.
DF: Perhaps I shall. I will see you later then Scott.
MR: SEE YA NESSA.
-DiscoNinjaFrog [DF] stopped chatting with MidnightRebel [MR] at 10:15-
MR: ....... NEVER MIND.

Sometimes you wonder just what the hell you feel towards her. You'll put those thoughts out of your mind for now, gotta do something about your SMUT.

[umadyall]

> Sneak into BATHROOM

[jimmmyman10]

Burn that evil, evil image. BURN IT TO HELL

[Wessolf27]

> Scott: Silently (or ragingly) wonder if 6113 sent everyone that picture.

[Coasterman29]

That image must be a reappearing gag in this. It just must.

>Tell us how the fuck Human Demon hybrids even work/are possible.

[Bohandas]

>Scott: box up porn stash and mail it to yourself parcel post, thus keeping it out of the house for the next few days, and making it appear to be gone if your mother comes snooping during those next few days. Make sure you purchase shipping insurance.

speaking of the mail

>Nessa's Present: Inexplicably be another copy of 6113's photo, despite this not being what Scott sent.

>Tell us how the fuck Human Demon hybrids even work/are possible.

Snidely reply with comment about having just answered your own question.


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[Coasterman29]

>Tell us how the fuck Human Demon hybrids even work/are possible.

Snidely reply with comment about having just answered your own question.

Exactly.

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Sorry this is taking so long guys! This thing called "school" has kept me from drawing out everything I meant to do. If it's not up later tonight (or day depending on your timezone), then it'll definitely be up tomorrow. BTW Tower Heist is a cool movie, I recommend it.

EDIT: Of course, long is relevant to me. When I'm not updating EVERY SINGLE DAY, I feel weird and unaccomplished.

[Redux]

>Tell us how the fuck Human Demon hybrids even work/are possible.

Basically. You know, once humans get around the fact that they're doing it with slightly animal-like species.

It's completely possible because humans and demons pretty much have the same reproduction system. The difference being that instead of a baby, you get this thing that looks like a troll grub. They shed their weird shell thing after a month and start looking like normal babies then. Society generally frowns on Human Demon hybrids, but accept that they are still living people that deserve a chance at life. Some are not as accepting and actively work to off any hybrids. But that's a story for another day, back to the story. Fun fact, Demons used to be called Hellkin. Hellkin would produce Hellspawn. You can see why Demons wanted to rid themselves of that name. Besides, Hellkin fits those monsters better.

> Scott: Silently (or ragingly) wonder if 6113 sent everyone that picture.

It's very likely he probably did since he's so forgetful and absentminded! You're imagining him half-naked since that's all you've seen him as. Since none of you have a webcam, you all made an agreement to send each other photos at some point so they wouldn't have to imagine a blank anon face all the time. Since that day, you've all skirted around the subject of what 6113 looks like. You're positive you deleted that picture, so how the hell did she get it?

> Sneak into BATHROOM
>Burn that evil, evil image. BURN IT TO HELL

For some reason your OLD MAN keeps MATCHES in almost every room of the house. You don't keep some in your room because you don't share his STRANGE FASCINATION with BURNING. Since the bathroom's closest, you'll go there and hope you don't ENCOUNTER him.

He's on the can right now. Goodness gracious, if there's something you've learned from him, it's that you don't mess with him on the can. It's just something you don't do.

>Scott: box up porn stash and mail it to yourself parcel post, thus keeping it out of the house for the next few days, and making it appear to be gone if your mother comes snooping during those next few days. Make sure you purchase shipping insurance.

That's not such a bad idea. You'll indulge that thought as well as get some MATCHES downstairs, you start wondering where all the OLD BOXES are. It never once occurs to you that someone who can imitate your OLD MAN's voice was secretly hiding and waiting to ambush you.


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You are now Nessa. Instead of landing skillfully like you do every morning, you have instead fallen flat on your face for some reason. What do?

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On that note, I've noticed I've been doing a lot of GIFs lately. Odd since I'm shit when it comes to animating.

[Wacom Guy]

Nessa: Examine the romance lore of your species.
(this seems to be that kind of adventure)

[Redux]

Nessa: Examine the romance lore of your species.

Demon romance works exactly the same as human romance with all its ups and downs, all its hard times and drama, and all the accompanied shyness. But quite honestly, you could give less of a shit about that. You're not romantically attracted to anyone right now and you're positive no one could possibly be attracted to you. Besides, you don't have plenty of close male friends, Rebel and Whales aside. But seriously, you're afraid to peel yourself off the floor since you're positive you know who'll be there to greet you. What do?

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I mainly just wanted to get this out of the way. Since coming to terms with your own feelings towards someone is part of maturity (I guess), it's not something I want to make a main point. Just a side thing that'll get explored when it seems alright. Moving on.

[Coasterman29]

> Mope about your feelings. Feelings mope actually be interesting.

[Wacom Guy]

Nessa: wiggle your fingers about to confuse the one who is there.

[Askia]

> jump up from that position and run in the other direction

[Bluesunnyday]

Hop up and get into a fighting stance. you know this won't end well.

[Wessolf27]

>Nessa: Get up and fight.

[Redux]

>Jump up from that position and run in the other direction

To no avail, she saw that coming.

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Just a note, the next update will be a video since I lack Flash. ==> updates will typically mean a cutscene.