Your name is JOHN EGBERT, you are 22 years old and you are the PRANKING MASTER. Though, that is just your secondary job now. You have just finished your Diploma in EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION, and your FULL-TIME JOB is being a KINDERGARTEN TEACHER. Because of your EXCEPTIONAL SKILLS AND ATTITUDE, you were posted to a TROLL KINDERGARTEN.
Today, you begin your FIRST DAY of school.
SKAIA GARDEN is one of the few kindergartens build to INTEGRATE TROLL CHILDREN in this planet called EARTH. Sharing a planet with a new alien species is always challenging, and much more so when this species is one that had ONLY KNOWN VIOLENCE through all of their lives.
While most of the adult trolls don't care much for CULTURAL SENSITIVITY and prefer to just ARGUE with humans all the time, they do not mind having their CHILDREN TROLLS schoolfed through this HOOFBEASTEXCREMENT known as EDUCATION. It is not what's happening to them, after all.
And the humans most definitely DO NOT MIND schoolfeeding little grubs to in hope that they will face less of these ARGUMENTS with the troll species in 20 years time. Arguement being a word that is an UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR/SWEEP used to describe current adult human-troll interactions.
You arrive at work half-an-hour early. You greet your colleagues and start preparing for your class, which will be made up of wigglers about TWO SWEEPS OLD. Your class is called the CLASS OF WIND AND SHADE or simply, COWAS. Today will be their first time at a kindergarten, and you hope it will be a good experience for them.
When everything is in order, you hear the DOORBELL ring. It is definitely one of your charges, because first-timers are supposed to report a good half-an-hour before the regulars, who are in the Class of Heat and Clockwork.
You hurry to the kindergarten FRONT DOOR, excited to meet the troll toddler who will be your very FIRST STUDENT.