> Eridan: Bicker with Vriska. (And Karkat.)
wwhats this to do wwith you
i havve a issue wwith the human
this is none a your businase
It's my 8usiness, fin-face!
Mister John is my... schoolfeeder, and I can't have you do anything to him!
wwell hes mine too
an hes a adult he doesnt need you sticking your trout out for him
No, he doesn't.
He 8eat my Mum in a fight!
That means he can easily 8eat you too, loser.
wait, vriska, i don't --
You should 8e thanking me! I savvvvvvvved your sorry gilled butt!
hey! don't make me out to be some sort of --
your lusus is the loser here
letting a human boat her like some lowwblooded lusii
My lusus is a 8lue8looded humongous 8uilding-tall giant spider!
If you'd seen her, you'll shit in your pants like that grey8lood did just now!

WHAT!
NO.
I SO DID NOT.
huh
grey
FUCK YOU.
karkat, what did i say about...
Your lusus is 8arely enough to 8e a midnight snack for my lusus!
vriska...!
my dad can fly, an that is betta than anything your landdwelling lusii can do
your grounded spider can only sit on the ground an stare in worship
eridan --
In case your watery 8rain didn't make the connection, spiders can shoot we8s!
Spidermom can shoot your flying seahorse lusus out of the sky anytime.
skyhorsedad can shoot magic beams an krill your creepycrawlie lusus
MY GOG, YOU TWO ARE ANNOYING.
Your low8looded lusus won't last three seconds --
your gutterblood lusus isnt -
-- against my Spidermom.
- even on the glubbin hemospectrum
LEAVE MY CRABDAD ALONE!
> Skyhorsedad: Bemoan wigglers' bickering.
Yes, that is what you are doing now. While it is fine that your troll is putting the landdwellers in their place, he should have known that squabbling with them is really beneath his status. What kind of royalty behaves that childishly? But you cannot help but find it endearing that Eridan thinks so highly of you and is willing to put aside his dignity to educate his peers about your nobility. The boy can be quite sweet sometimes.
> John: Stop this fight.
You have tried! And failed. (You need to try harder.)
Spidermom can shoot your flying seahorse lusus out of the sky anytime.
skyhorsedad can shoot magic beams and krill your creepycrawlie lusus
You have no idea how this ended up as one of those "my dad/mum is cooler than yours" arguments that always happens in movies.
Karkat jumps up with his hands curled into little fists. Eridan reacts with his own lunging forward. Oh no, gotta grab both of them before someone gets hurt.
------ERIDAN!!!!!
Glub! Glub glub! Glub glub GLUB GLUB GLUB!!
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wow whaha, i'm beginning to enjoy writing eridan. all the fish puns are kinda fun.
the loudest troll is in his class. the bitchiest troll is in his class. the whiniest troll is in his class. oh man john, you have a long semester ahead.
and shit, have i painted myself into a corner here? now there are 6 ppl here. +1 lusus. +2 next wiggler and lusus. 9 charas in the same scene. weeeeeeeeeee~~~~~ also, i've made a siggy banner! (aaaannnd, no update for another week, i think. last 2 weeks of school semester. dying.)