FishRoe

[IPadDoodler]

Start New Game From Scratch?

>Yes >No

>Yes

Name This Character?

>Yes >No

>Yes

Please Name Your Character.

>Enter.

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Finally getting this started!
Updates may be slow, and please don't expect an update today; it's late, I may or may not get sent off to bed before I can get an update in.
If there haven't been updates in a while please don't hesitate to send me a PM and kick me in the butt; I get lazy!


Thank you, and enjoy!

[Loather of Irk]

Drouuns Nair

[Latewave]

Your name is Gilganets nothing like that Gilgamesh fellow. Certainly not.

[Whimbrel]

Spriggles!

[BoisseauMR]

Spriggles!

Spriggles McGee

[IPadDoodler]

All of a sudden you find yourself thinking of names. Some sound reasonable, but you have no idea why you though of Gilganets.
You think for a while, and decide on a name.

Name: Drouun Spriggles Nair

Proceed?

>Yes >No

>Yes

Saving Game...
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Your name is Drouun Spriggles Nair, or Drouun for short.

You have a serious dilemma in your hands, you need to act pretty quickly or disaster could appear!

>Enter Command.

[BoisseauMR]

> at pretty quickly!
alternatively,
> act pretty quickly!

[Whimbrel]

Look in that pipe/basin

[BigBurkhart]

Fish fish fish fish fish.

Gets da fish.

[~ATH]

OH GOD YOU CANT BREATHE STICK YOUR HEAD IN THAT TUB OF WATER STAT

[Bohandas]

>Drouun: Pretend you aren't home. You are not buying any more vacuum cleaners from that shark.

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[IPadDoodler]

> at pretty quickly!
alternatively,
> act pretty quickly!

What "at"? You are quite sure there has never been, or ever will be, an "at". Nope.

Fish fish fish fish fish.

Gets da fish.

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Wut?

Look in that pipe/basin

This is your tub. While you are an aquatic creature by nature, you only need to hydrate your skin around once a day, and even then the outside world is completely submerged in water, somewhat destroying the purpose. But you keep it anyway for sentimental purposes. You liked to swim in the basin as a child.


That is a picture of you as a child, yes.

>Drouun: Pretend you aren't home. You are not buying any more vacuum cleaners from that shark.

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While sharks are relatively nice creatures, they are awful salesfish. It's been 5 months and that dang shark is still there.

>Enter Command.

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Thanks for the responses guys! I'll try to include as many as possible. All readers are appreciated.

[Loather of Irk]

Shark: Notice that someone is home and also ignoring you.

Shed a single tear NOT TODAY, you are going to MAKE THIS SALE NO MATTER WHAT. Burst right through that doorway and show your customer what it means to be a TRUE salesman!

[BigBurkhart]

Ponder fish-related dilemma.

Fish fish fish.

[sporb]

Feel pity for the shark as he has not one friend, approach shark and start up a conversation about guppies.

[IPadDoodler]

Feel pity for the shark as he has not one friend, approach shark and start up a conversation about guppies.

Ponder fish-related dilemma.

Fish fish fish.

You refuse to start up conservation with that stupid shark! 5 months of seeing his fins is enough. You need to get back on the problem though; your childhood fish friend is missing! That is very important.

Shark: Notice that someone is home and also ignoring you.

Shed a single tear NOT TODAY, you are going to MAKE THIS SALE NO MATTER WHAT. Burst right through that doorway and show your customer what it means to be a TRUE salesman!

You will sell this vacuum. This is the only person that refused to buy one, down this whole block. So you will wait.






You cannot do it. You cannot burst into her sponge.

You cry a single tear of stupidity.

>Drouun: Explain Your Dilemma In More Detail.

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Pictures are not working; will fix right away!
EDIT: Fixed the problem. Sorry about that, folks!
EDIT2: Recycled this post for updatest.
UPDATE SCHEDULE:
Saturday: None:
Sunday: ?
Monday: Probably not

[IPadDoodler]

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Sorry for the double post. I feel it's more appropiate then just editing the previous post.

Explain your dilemma in more detail!

You haven't seen your friend for a week now- when you last saw him he looked pretty worried!
At least, as worried as a fish would look. Right now you are wondering if you should contact the police or the shark outside your window- but you're pretty mad at him so you don't want to do that. At the very least, you want to find your friend.

But for now- who should you contact for info on your friend's disappearance?

OBJECTIVE FOUND



Find Friend Fish

>Who To Contact?

> Shark >Police

[Captain Not a Troll!]

Call the Shark! The Police should only be used for real emergencies!

[BigBurkhart]

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Honestly, I think that adventure updates are the only thing immune to the double-post rule, as long as it's not obnoxious. I mean, I don't think anyone is going to say "Oh NO! This person updated their adventure too fast! I better report him/her/it!"

Devise a way to get out of your sponge-home without the shark noticing. Question the inhabitants of the underwater pineapple-like structure.

[Loather of Irk]

Talk to the shark!

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Call the poliiiiice

[IPadDoodler]

Call the Shark! The Police should only be used for real emergencies!

Talk to the shark!

No. You said so before, you. are. not. going. to. talk. to. that. freaking. shark. You show your displeasure with a thumbs down.

>Call the poliiiiice

You realize that you actually don't have a shell to call the police! How did you miss that.

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Honestly, I think that adventure updates are the only thing immune to the double-post rule, as long as it's not obnoxious. I mean, I don't think anyone is going to say "Oh NO! This person updated their adventure too fast! I better report him/her/it!"

Devise a way to get out of your sponge-home without the shark noticing. Question the inhabitants of the underwater pineapple-like structure.

Woop-de-do, guess what?



You have a side door.

Enough sarcasm for now; you need to get to that weird pineapple house pronto...



...but not before you check out your garden. This garden was originally was your mother's, and you have faithfully tended to it ever since. Looking at the plants leaves you feeling a lot calmer.

Thanks, mom!



The walk isn't that far, and you know that if needed, you can get back safely. But now that you're here, at this pineapple house, you can't help feeling that this is going to be a bad idea OH GOD WHAT IS THAT


The door opens to reveal the scariest thing that you have ever seen.


You have never run so fast in your life.

>ENTER COMMAND ENTER COMMAND OHGODOHGOD

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Sorry, I have to go really soon somewhere. Please ignore any grammar mistakes or mistakes in genreal.

[Loather of Irk]

Run into the shark!

[Bohandas]

[CENTER]

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Sorry for the double post. I feel it's more appropiate then just editing the previous post.

I agree.

[BigBurkhart]

Resolve to go to your nearest police station and ask to see the Criminal Sex Offender's list. I bet you 10 clams and a mussel that that freaky yellow thing is on it.