A young Zyxynian stands in his somnatory room. Fifteen years ago he was given life, but due to Zyxynian custom he has only been given an identification code to go by. However, now is the day that he is finally given a name!
What will his name be?
...Actually, it seems he doesn't really cotton to the idea of a bunch of forumgoing chuckleheads with an odd sense of humor naming him. He's decided to name himself ZIVEN NEVIZ.
Your name is ZIVEN NEVIZ. You are an UNFLAPPABLY STOIC SLACKER, except when your INTERESTS are concerned. These include COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, THINGS OF A MECHANICAL PERSUASION, and CONTRABAND DUBSTEP MUSIC.
You are currently in your SOMNATORY ROOM, waiting for a friend you don't like to message you about something you probably don't give a shit about (neither of those things being very difficult to achieve when you are concerned).
In the meantime, what will you do?