Trollslum 9, Old-school style with Quincunx's Hvalur Lepton

**Overlard** · 12-14-2011, 04:48 PM

> Be the ridiculous fanboy

my fri=nd i'd advis= changing that t(|) s(|)m=thing mor= polit-....

> Ugh. Fine. Be the spy-troll lover

that's hardly b=tt=r and you kn(|)w it.

AB by prussianMoose!

Your name is GALAND RATIRF and you are EIGHT SWEEPS old. You have a nice TEAL (#005463) blood, placing you right on the CUSP of nobility.

Unfortunately ALMOST being noble is pretty different from BEING noble. A true shame. To compensate, you try your DARNEDEST to be PROPER and CHARMING. You treat others with a FALSE sense of nicety and RESPECT, forever ready to ELIMINATE them should they become a PROBLEM for you. You'd NEVER fight for a friend, ever. It's not your damn job to be their bodyguard.

In fact, you don't even have a job! Instead you spend your nights tinkering away on various GADGETS, trying to make some sweet SPY GEAR. You got the idea from the MOVIES you absolutely ADORE, about a SECRET AGENT NOBLE WHO INFILTRATES VARIOUS UNDERGROUND OR UNDERWATER BASES IN ORDER TO ELIMINATE THE ANTAGONIST WHILE SEVERAL PEOPLE WEAR COOL HATS, AT LEAST FIVE ON-SCREEN EXPLOSIONS OCCUR, AND WITH MAYBE A LITTLE IMPLIED PAILING AT THE END. And that's just a general description. You'd be here 'till next sweep if you wanted to fully talk about ONE of the movies.

It's safe to say you're a little OFF your PROVERBIAL ROCKER. You've pretty much DEDICATED your life to trying to BE like the SPY-TROLL, and aspire to ONE NIGHT become a sort of "SPY" like him. Those gadgets you make are based on HIS, though they have a large tendency to BREAK or FAIL on the first use, due to your BAD MECHANICAL SKILLS. You've tried to MODIFY your SCUTTLE BUGGY to be like his, but it's just near IMPOSSIBLE. First of all, that would be WAY out of your PRICE RANGE. Second, you're not a MECHANIC. The one time you tried to install ROCKET LAUNCHERS ended with part of your HIVE caving in.

Your LUSUS is mildly disapproving of your ENDEAVORS, to say the least. He continually hisses at you whenever you spend late DAYS trying to make one gadget work. Or maybe it's because you forgot to feed him. RUSKUS the TROLL-RUSSIAN BLUE CAT is a pretty hungry lusus. It's not like he could do much DAMAGE, but he'll ruin your furniture if you're not CAREFUL. That's always a pain to reupholster. Other than that, he spends most of his NIGHTS just LAZING around, being a useless OAF.

Other than TINKERING with GADGETS and trying to REWIRE your SCUTTLE BUGGY, you also enjoy trying to RE-ENACT SCENES from the movies, usually with unfortunately DEADLY RESULTS to anyone else involved. Nobody ever heard of SAFETY STANDARDS apparently. Naturally you're always the SPY-TROLL, and everyone else can be the enemy minions! Leading to their aforementioned horrible deaths! Whoops! You've had to hide quite a few bodies, to say the least. Though you ACTUALLY hope to eventually ASSEMBLE a TEAM just like HE had, it's quite unlikely. For one thing, you'd have to get a HIGH BLOOD to play his BOSS to be your BOSS. Which is rather ridiculous sounding. You're not too good with details.

Your actual HIVE is located on a HIGH PLATEAU. It's got quite the VIEW, to say the least. But that first step is a DOOZY! It's a rather nice hive at least, you try to live in your MEANS most of the time. It tends to get a little cluttered from all the PILES of FAILED GADGET PROTOTYPES you seem to be collecting. There are also multiple POSTERS of various SPY THRILLERS and ACTION MOVIES plastered on the WALLS. Obviously you're still dedicated to the MAIN SPY-TROLL, but a little moonlighting never hurt!

Your strife specibus is fistKind. Only you do more kung-fu-y moves than fists. The system doesn't really seem to care either way.

Your fetch modus is WATCH. For some strange reason, the system straps a watch to your wrist, then you have to navigate through a clusterfuck of huge menus with pointless crap on the thing to get to the item you want. Stupid watch doesn't even tell time!

If someone conned you into playing a GAME, you would be the THANE of LIFE in the land of CIRCUITS and METAL.

You do have access to TROLLIAN, going by the tag "diabolicalProvocateur" and you type with a "c(|)(|)l and c(|)ll=ct=d mann=r."

TL;DR

**Renegade Electron** · 12-14-2011, 08:29 PM

> Be the antisocial one.

i'm not very antisocial ==>

> The one who only socializes over a computer?

sure, i'll taqe what i qan get ==>

Your name is MUSTEL SQUIKE.

There are a number of things that you don't like, such as GOING OUTSIDE and EXERCISING. You feel that ANYTHING WORTH ACCOMPLISHING can be accomplished IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK and AT A COMPUTER. Socializing? Bam, TROLLIAN. Buying stuff? TROLL AMAZON. Seriously, the only reason to GO OUTSIDE would be to avoid your HIVE GETTING DESTROYED. You want to build a BUNKER so you can even STAY INSIDE during that, but you're a bit TOO LAZY.

Your LAZINESS embarrasses you at times, so you TRY TO FEEL ATHLETIC by wearing SPORTS PANTS. It doesn't really work. Another tactic you like using to SHAKE OFF EMBARRASSMENT is to blame your LUSUS. Your LUSUS, a CORPULENT RAT, is a compulsive HOARDER and makes it difficult for you to leave your HIVE. If he didn't occasionally bring you MEDIOCRE MEALS, you'd probably have STARVED in your RESPITEBLOCK. You respect PAPA RAT. He's COOL.

You try to BE SOCIAL, but it's KIND OF AWKWARD, because the PEOPLE YOU TALK TO all know each other already. You've tried MAKING JOKES, but your jokes FLOP. You've tried being OUTRAGEOUS, but people OUTDO you. Thus, you're sort of RESIGNED to being A BIT OF AN OUTSIDER, and you often feel like others PUT UP WITH YOU to be NICE.

There is a good side to WASTING YOUR LIFE on a COMPUTER, though, and that is that you have a CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF SKILL with it. You've never tried your hand at HACKING, but you can CODE pretty well, and you've posted a few FLASH GAMES on the INTROLLNET. They get MEDIOCRE REVIEWS.

Occasionally, you worry about your QUADRANTS. Never meeting trolls IN PERSON kind of limits your ability to FORM RELATIONSHIPS, and TROLL SKYPE can only do so much. You tell yourself that the DRONES will never reach you, but the truth is it would take about SIX SECONDS for an IMPERIAL DRONE to blast through the TRASH and find you.

You have a bit of a PERVERTED MIND, although you would never SPEAK OF IT, and it often leads you to STRANGE THOUGHTS. Some of them are related to HORROR MOVIES you've watched, like THE TROLL CENTIPEDE. Others just spawn RANDOMLY.

Your trolltag is technologicalRat and you have qind of a squeak to your talq ==> and you qontinue things after you finish speaqing ==>

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**ragmaan** · 12-15-2011, 01:11 PM

>Be the feral grub-like troll.
ӾThat’s unfair and untrue *snarl*! I am way past my wriggling days!Ӿ
>Be the troll ranger whose companions have an odd tendency of dying…
ӾI can’t disagree with that… *whimper*Ӿ

Your name is ZAMIQA VYADHA. You are about 6 sweeps old. You spend most of your time on the HUNT.

You are a NOBLE… of sorts. You try to act refined, and sophisticated, but often fail at it. SHAGGYDAD, your lusus, tried to teach you the art of being a nobleman… but SHAGGYDAD wasn’t the best teacher by merit of SHAGGYDAD not being able to do many noble activities. He tried his best… but you ended up more FERAL than noble. Not like it was a big problem. If you actually knew what it was like to be noble, you’d probably be upset with it.

You’ve lived most of your life at your Manor-like Hive with SHAGGYDAD. It resides within a forest, a day’s walk from a larger settlement. Luckily there are plenty of plants and animals around to hunt, and you hunt them with pleasure. There are also other Trolls sharing the forest, but you don’t pay much attention to them that often.

SHAGGYDAD was the one that introduced you to one of the few noble activities you do: HUNTING. The fierce chase of the prey, the anticipation of the takedown, the thrill of tracking: those were all things SHAGGYDAD taught you. You became a fairly good ARCHER through your constant hunts. You loved hunting with SHAGGYDAD, but one day he got injured while chasing down a lusus, and you decided that he couldn’t come along anymore with you, so you gave it up in the sport sense, although not in the survival sense.

One day, one of your chums told you of the miraculous concept of FLARPING, and you took to it like a wolf to howling. You became a RANGER, a most noble and respected class, a class that communes with nature and beasts alike. You were able to find companion animals to replace SHAGGYDAD on hunts… although they had an UNFORTUNATE TENDENCY TO DIE PREMATURELY. You don’t know why. It’s pretty tragic: you become good friends with a beast and they die suddenly. Your luck is just terrible on the subject, so you don’t like to talk about it much. You’ve killed no more trolls than the average Flarper during your games: it’s just a thing that happens. You have adopted the cloak of your class to wear as your regular garb, just because you enjoy it so much. One day you want to be a PROFESSIONAL RANGER for the imperial army, scouting out new territory for the empress like a good vassal!

You really have little opinion about the hemeospectrum other than it being your duty to uphold your position as a nobleman, insomuch as you understand what a nobleman is. So you try to act generally polite and refined, although it really doesn’t come out well, due to your upbringing. It’s a good thing you don’t have a better imagination, or else you’d realize you aren’t much of a traditional noble.

Your trolltag is nobleHuntsman. ӾYou try to speak in a noble manner, although it doesn’t really come across very well. You occasionally respond in a feral manner when you get emotional *snarl*. You enclose your words the way your vision is enclosed—within your horns.Ӿ

Your STRIFE SPECIBI is allocated to bowkind. Your FETCH MODUS is set to Flarper’s Companion: Items are sorted as if they were on a stat sheet.

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**lightningRecluse** · 12-15-2011, 02:05 PM

>Be the giant hipster.
Woah woah hey woah- I am not a hipster-
>But denying your hipsterness makes you a hipster.
Fuck no it doesn’t!- Just introduce me and be done with it-
>Fine. Be the semi-esteemed vinyl record shop owner.
Still not quite right- but much better-

You are now VEILYN TERSIK and you are 7 AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD. Your blood is a MID-BLOOD GREEN, placing you in the middle of the spectrum, to the ire of your own opinions. Too high for psychic powers, too low for any kind of real social status. Oh well, at least you don’t get assaulted like other LOWBLOODS AND ANONS. Those streaks in your hair are also natural. No hair dye or anything, and as you get that question a lot, you figure you might as well get that out of the way.

To start describing you, it is simplest to start with this, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE FLIRT. Meaning not that you’re bad at it, no, in fact you’re rather decent, but rather that you don’t have a ton of restraint when it comes to LEADING TROLLS ON. This has lead to MANY a REDROM AND BLACKROM fling alike. Almost all of them were ONE NIGHT STANDS, but hey, it was a lot of fun while it lasted. At least until you met your last MATESPRIT. He was the only one you actually had a lot of pity for, and as such, wanted to have a lasting relationship with. However, he did what you had done to MANY trolls in the past. HE CHEATED. You actually WALKED IN ON IT TOO. As such, the two of you got into a HUGE FIGHT, and both walked away with more than a SCAR. But enough of that, IT’S A RATHER DEPRESSING SUBJECT. Mainly because you had a DRINKING PROBLEM in the interim between when that happened and now. You’ve since stopped, but---

Getting to your other hobbies, MUSIC is most certainly number one. You LOVE the stuff, and your tastes in music vary a ton. In fact, this is sort of a guilty pleasure, but 16 BIT AND CHIPTUNE music is among your FAVORITES. You listen to it whenever you feel like you’re going to do something EPIC. You often are listening to music, in the sense that you feel the entire world can be put into 16 BIT MUSIC. Paring away from that, you LISTEN TO VARIOUS FORMS OF ROCK, but specialize in PLAYING AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR. You’re not the best, but you’re certainly not as AWFUL as you used to be. You also have a FAIR SINGING VOICE too. You used it in the past to serenade your red flings.

The number two and most important of your MANY HOBBIES, is GAMING. Yes, GAMING. You play so many GAMES, you often refer to things you do in REAL LIFE with GAME TERMINOLOGY. You obtained a QUEST FOR FOOD? Yes, yes you did. You also like adventure, and lots of it. But since you’re an INNER CITY GIRL at heart, a lot of this ADVENTURE consists of doing REALLY STUPID SHIT, ESPCIALLY WHILE CLUBBING.

Enough about your hobbies, and back to your PERSPECTIVES ON ROMANCE. Since that AWFUL BREAKUP, you’re really just looking for something NICE AND STABLE. Which you’ve found in the REDROM department actually. You’re kind of done with the RED FLINGS for now, but the BLACK FLINGS AND BLACK FLIRTING WILL CONTINUE, at least until you find a suitable kismesis. In fact, you yourself don’t know how you got into all these flings in the first place, as you have very low SELF CONFIDENCE. You do however, hide it expertly with a mask of EXTREME OVERCONFIDENCE. Maybe if you tell yourself that YOU ARE SEXY all the time, you’ll actually feel sexy. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

Onto matters of more importance, you live in the middle of a LARGE CITY, and your hive is A RECORD SHOP ON THE CORNER. You are kind of LACKING a SECURITY SYSTEM besides YOU AND YOUR LUSUS, but really that’s all you feel you need. Your lusus is what would be termed on an alien planet, a PARAKEET. Her name is KITYIA, and you have a very STRAINED relationship with her. She doesn’t approve of all the FLINGS, not one bit. She was expecting her girl to be a bit more STABLE, AND A BIT MORE MELLOW.

As to the reason why you feel you DO NOT need a SECRUITY SYSTEM, that’s because you are REALLY GOOD AT STRIFING. You spent a full SWEEP practicing with your EX-SPIRIT, as he insisted that you be REALLY GOOD AT IT. You’re not better than he is, BUT YOU ARE REALLY DAMN GOOD. Your bones are conditioned to withstand furious blunt attacks, DUE TO HIM ALWAYS KICKING YOU. And speaking of STRIFING, you STRIFE WITH CHAINKIND. You enjoy using it to SNAP NECKS.

Your fetch modus is SONG, in which you have to make a quick song about an item in order to retrieve it, once the song is made however, it is inscribed on the back of the card and all you have to do is resing it. This is a major PAIN IN THE ASS when fighting.

If you were to play a certain game, you would be the ROUGE OF FORM in the LAND OF DUNGEONS AND SILENCE.
Your troll tag is vinylFlowermaid and you Type like you’re speaking pretty fast- with only quick breaks or pauses between your words!-

**Veriama** · 12-15-2011, 02:13 PM

ANOTHER SPOILER BECAUSE I RAMBLE JFKDL

> Be the one that looks like a whore.

Oh, okay, sure, fine. (Weirdo.)

Your name is NAERIA HETHER, and- wow, you really do look like a whore, don't you?

...Oh well. You suppose, in the grand mix of things, that's not so bad. ...Considering you ARE one. Grade-a, one hundred percent, shameless whore, at that. Your voyeuristic tendencies could have stemmed all the way as far back as when you were a wriggler- you proved to be quite LEVEL HEADED, understanding, and above all, one to give ADVICE. When you decided on this job, it fit like hand in glove. There are PROBLEMS to it, sure, but the REWARDS! People who you tend to end up having lasting connections with. Or forgetting the next night. Whatever. In all honesty, your line of work is sort of LONELY- there just aren't many around willing to have such a disreputable occupation! And there aren't as many trolls that want pale-ONE NIGHT STANDS, either.

Sure is hard being a THERAPIST, huh.

A few traits that come with the job: A terribly THICK SKIN- insults hardly make you blink. In fact, they tend to make you laugh a little bit! A PATIENCE bordering on condescending- rarely do you ever fall into any sort of rage. You tend to treat others like WRIGGLERS- watching serenely with half-lidded eyes as they come to you with their ISSUES. Or they struggle and whine and INSULT things, either way. Oh, and yes, you're pretty much COMPLETELY CHILL. All of the time. So much so, more than once, people have wondered if you're OFF ON SOPOR or something. Which, for common frame of reference, is only true about 32.43% of the time.

Not that they can REALLY tell the difference.

Did we mention that you have a THING for numbers? Exact PERCENTAGES, rather. It's a bit ridiculous, but in your FREE TIME, you've actually attempted to scrawl as many digits to 'PI' as you could, on your north wall. You ran out of room eventually, and some of the numbers are downright ILLEGIBLE with how small you were writing them, but you can't bring yourself to do anything like PAINT OVER THE WALL or WASH IT OFF, like anyone would do if they had a BRAIN.

Thankfully, though, you're either wasting your brain FEELINGS-JAMMING with people, or licking SOPOR to make doublesure that there's no chance that you would be made OFFENDED or ANGRY by your fellow trolls. Nothing like being safe- in dealing with these types of things every DAY, you're all too aware that anger issues and deep seated emotional PROBLEMS are just SO natural for trolls. And you refuse to be like the rest.

With a life of being a pale whore THERAPIST, comes the bad habit of failing at any kind of pale-commitment, ever. You do KEEP SECRETS for others, and you pride yourself on your ONE-HUNDRED-PERCENT CONFIDENTIALITY... but at the same time, hell if one troll thinks that you're going to STICK AROUND for long without being paid something FIERCE. In all honesty, you're rather uninterested in the PALE QUADRANT yourself, due to the fact that you're CONVINCED you have NO issues and will never need ANY balancing of the sort. And clearly, as a therapist, you have the right to say this. Right?

Right.

In any case, what else about you? People tend to have an AMAZINGLY HARD time telling if you're high, drunk, or under the influence of some other type of DEPRESSANT- as you tend to act EXACTLY THE SAME, otherwise. And... oh yes, the hemospectrum. The hemospectrum... you tend to give NO FUCKS about. Literally, none of them. Hearing so many issues with it, and hearing so many of its issues, you take a COMPLETELY NEUTRAL stance on it, allowing NOBODY to sway you either way. All of that is someone else's problem, after all! You've got pseudo-moirailing to do.

You tend to dress and look as CASUAL as possible- although you really ARE wearing too much makeup, the rest of you is a bit more DISHEVELED. Partially out of the fact that it's really hard to give any fucks about how you look (In fact, it's kind of hard for you to give any fucks about anything) and partially out of the fact that TROLLS tend to open up to those that don't look so much of a THREAT.

Your lusus has basically GIVEN UP on you at this point- goddamn stubborn asshole of a SNAKE... BIRD... thing. Feathered snake with a beak? Something? Whatever. It's been far too long since you've seen her around, in any case.

Your trolltag is narcoticOptimist and you may or may not.... occasion.... ally drift off.... as if in thought....

TL;DR

**Araiss** · 12-15-2011, 03:35 PM

(this is an updated profile for musicalPhysician)

==>Be the Respectful Musician.

Your name is Claste Orbito, and you are a little over eight and a half sweeps old. You are of the indigo blooded nature which puts you on the high end of the hemospectrum. You find yourself to be a pretty upbeat troll and have took it upon yourself to follow the subjugglator lifestyle. You've heard why it was bad to become and stay one from pretty much any troll who dislikes them, and you've had fun being one and knowing others like you. As such you don't really care what others say about you, your face will stay painted because you enjoy being what you are. You wear a cloak with a hood attached to it that has openings and cuts in different places. You've cut those openings yourself since it can get pretty warm where you live.

You also have different interest like many others. You believe those that don't must live a sad life. You enjoy collecting different types of musical wands and are fascinated a stick could have so many uses. You also enjoy playing music, woodwinds being your favorite. You like to see tricks being preformed and playing games that involve not honking, just to see how long you can keep it up. You also enjoy painting and watching different types of scenery, and as such most of your paintings are of scenery.

Your hive is in a warmer area on Alternia, which is a rocky beach. This is the main reason why you've made your cloak the way it is. Your lusus is a giant moray eel, you can't swim all that well so you don't spend all your time with it, but you still enjoy it's company, even though you've gotten poisoned by it a few times. It lives in the rocky area of the sea, pretty much underneath your hive. The area itself has different types of coral and rocks all around which you also enjoy looking at it.

Sparring rumors and such you do not digest sopor slime at all. You tend to stick to Faygo and Yoo-Hoo. Every now and then you even partake in some fruit, no matter what it is. You do obviously worship the Mirthful Messiah and paint your face though. The face paint you have on currently is actually fairly recent, as you used to wear a different makeup mask. You've decided to try a new look simply on a whim after talking with a troll who disliked subjugglators. You enjoy the change it's brought about though.

Even though you are a subjugglator, you are a pretty respectful troll. You try to make sure you get the same respect as you give out. Even though that's true you're pretty hemoloyal, and so you try to make sure you get the respect you deserve, even if you have to knock a few heads to do it.

Speaking of we should probably talk about your subjugglation methods. Though you aren't always able to do it, you try to make sure every troll that leaves the world through your hand leaves with a smile on their face. An actual smile that is, because who needs to die sad? At times you also take some of those bodies to your hive and surgically open them up to see what makes them tick. As such you are a bit of an amateur surgeon. It helps to open them up a bit and use their blood as paint whenever you're in a bad mood.

Your Fetch Modus is named Bleeding Heart, which requires you to feed it blood in order for you to retrieve the item you want. You do this by a simple prick of the finger with your strife specibus. As such you also wear gloves so your hands don't get damaged more than needed. You have two different strife specubi, Instkind(InstrumentKind) and IcepickKind. You tend to use the latter for subjugglation, while the former is usually used to teach trolls some respect. Plus you find it pretty hilarious when you hit someone in the head with your flute or a guitar or something of the sort. In that way it's like their own type of music.

Your trolltag is musicalPhysician and Honk, you tend to talk with a beat, Honk.

**Plush Von Plush** · 12-15-2011, 05:57 PM

>Be the TOTALLY OCD TROLL.

Click for Hero Mode:

Your name is MINDAT CUSTAE. You are VERY OCD if you do say so yourself. You really, really like like CUBES, and THINGS THAT ARE GRAMMARICALLY CORRECT. This is because they MAKE SENSE, and are symmetrical. You twitch a little when you see something with asymmetry. You must fix it. Y-you must.

You live IN A TRAIN, because you found it when you were younger, and you really wanted to move in. Your LUSUS, who is a HYDRA, was kind of pissed about this, but she eventually stopped complaining, and ended up moving the whole HYDRA COLONY there. So now you have a moving train full of hydras, which are n-not the most orderly animals in the world. Luckily, your lusus has great skill in calming them down, even though she never even looks at you. You seriously thinks she cares more about the hydras than you. It really sucks.

Sometimes you might FLIP THE FUCK OUT, but only when you are confronted with a scene of abject DISORDER. Even hearing that word is enough to make you cringe not to mention C-C-C a-a word b-beginning with "c" that means "Disorder."

Yeah, you're a TEALBLOOD, and you are very hemoloyal. However, you aren't totally sure where you fall on the hemospectrum. You are fairly sure you're somewhere in the middle. Whatever. If you ever get the time, you might ask your meterstick about it.

Oh yeah, you forgot to mention, you can TALK TO OBJECTS, which is really kind of strange. Why? You do not know. It worries you sometimes that it may be a kind of mental thing. But then your METERSTICK tells you that everything will be okay. You love your METERSTICK. It is incredibly exact, and has a wonderful pattern of symmetrical 0’s on it.

Seeing it calms you down greatly. It is the only object that is polite to you. All the other ones are very rude, and require a STERN TALKING TO before they begin to listen to you. The only problem with your METERSTICK is that even though it was made to be a weapon, it sometimes refuses to fight. You have to flatter it, and promise nice things to it before it will listen.

...You may actually be kind of a TOTAL BITCH sometimes, but whatever. Y-you just don't care what other people say about you. Y-you really don't. At all. Yes.

Your trolltag is thoughtfulAdvisor, even though you've never given good advice in your life, and to hear yourself over everything, you .TEND TO SPEAK VERY LOUDLY, AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO A STATEMENT. Questions worry you. They seem… unclean.

**Karhs12** · 12-15-2011, 09:54 PM

ATTENTION: This is a revision of typhloticPugilist, not a new troll, so I guess that might be important?

>Crotal: Scratch
Realizing that, in practice, you are basically a fusion of Terezi and Nepeta with more fighting, you jam your claws into a giant record in the hopes that it will fix things. It does.

Your name is CROTAL SARCOF. You are COMPLETELY BLIND. You always have been. You, unlike SOME TROLLS that you DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW OF, never had anyone who could teach you to see with your NOSE. Luckily, you are capable of processing RADIANT HEAT as mental images. This means that, as long as something gives off a good amount of heat, you can see it through most WALLS even if it's behind you. However, it also leaves you COLORBLIND. You have no idea what color your BLOOD is, and you won't allow people to tell you. Thanks to your thermal sight, you are very EFFECTIVE HUNTER AND FIGHTER. All sorts of things have been seen begging for mercy from your KNCKLKIND Strife Specibus. You don't play very many VIDEO GAMES, but you are pretty good at... RACING GAMES. Everyone always expects it to be FIGHTING GAMES, but nope. You suck at button combinations. Your CUSTODIAN is small, but hot damn can she fight. She's some sort of weird FURRY THING with a POUCH and a lot of SCARS. When you were just a wiggler, she would scratch pictures into the dirt, telling stories of spirits and seals and unfathomable cosmic power. You were very interested in them then, but they seem silly now. Like, one was about some guy with a cave and a ring or something. Dumb. Your trollTag is typhloticPugilist, and you FILL YOUR TEXT WITH U99ERCUTS AND HOOK6!

**Staff Deployment** · 12-16-2011, 09:40 AM

> Be the Disillusioned Youngster

You CANNOT BE the Disillusioned Youngster because he is brooding quite heavily at this present moment!

> Be the Delusional Fool.

That's better. You are now the Delusional Fool, or rather you would be if that was your actual name.
In fact your actual name is LUESON ORTARI and you have hated that name since you received it when you turned six sweeps old. That was a very long time ago, but your development of latent life-enhancing psychic abilities has left you nigh-eternally at the physical and mental age of seven sweeps old. You often calm your general dissatisfaction at present predicaments by perching on top of cliff faces, brooding heavily, and letting the wind whip your MAGNIFICENT SCARF around like it's carving a signature in the wind. Your favourite things in the world are SCARVES for reasons that you cannot comprehend. You love SCARVES and have a very hefty collection thus far. If SCARFKIND was a valid Strife Specibus you would definitely jump right on board, but instead you are stuck with Canekind. Your STUPID BORING CANE has a rubber base, which you have added on to provide extra support while brooding on cliff faces, plus a sharp STRIKING END that can both draw blood and crack bone, should you so be inclined to use it for those purposes. If someone were to make you bleed, it would come out a very disappointing shade of DARK RED, which you are not happy about. Overall your satisfaction of life is not very high, but not low enough to actually be bothered to do anything about it. Besides, you can't see very well during the day and you hate venturing out at night, so you pretty much just stay in your tiny little respiteblock whenever possible. It used to be shaped roughly like a TRAPEZOID, though you've been expanding on that basic idea for a while, so its base, a four-sided shape with only one set of parallel lines, is pretty much unrecognizable by this point. Your lusus is a RAMPAGING BULLSTALLION, which tends to break down walls a lot, so at least you've got a more legitimate excuse to stay at home all day. Doesn't make it any better though. You're thinking of putting the damned creature out of its misery or something.

Your trollTag is trapezoidGuardian, and you 7alk like a pa7he7ic dipshi7. You do not have many friends, though you have many potential kismessitude partners.

**Lush** · 12-16-2011, 11:09 PM

Your name is AROQUE L'ENGLE and you try to appear cheerful.

Your friends aren't the HAPPIEST PEOPLE, so you figured they don't need anymore pessimism. But when you're extremely UPBEAT they get annoyed. This has been an upside. They're kind of funny when they're annoyed.

You seriously need to wear your glasses more often. You're always bumping into things and you have scars all over your arms and legs from scraping or cutting them. You have your blood all over your room. The scar over your eye, though is a different story.

You are a MAD SCIENTIST, and you are constantly working with chemicals, especially SOPOR SLIME, which hangs in the air in your room constantly. Maybe that explains why you're always a little spacey. You like to see how chemicals react to each other, and you especially like it when THINGS BLOW UP.

You like COFFEE A LOT. YOU LIKE COFFEE and it doesn't matter how it varies!!!! It can be black or filled with tons of sugar, you love it! It keeps you up at night a lot. You are not really a coffee savant because you pretty much drink any coffee, and you can't taste any difference between quality coffee and sucky coffee. This is how you are with a lot of things in your life, really. You don't care too much about the finer tastes.

You tell people that your blood is a cheerful yellow, which is your favorite color!!!! But you keep to gray. Especially since your blood isn't really yellow.

You have gone on mass killing sprees before but now you're pretty chill. You don't want to do that. It's just not cool.

Your lusus is interesting to say the least. It doesn't seem to care about you, and it's kind of creepy. You live with her in a secluded area that was abandoned years ago. You thought the place had character though.

Your trolltag is gentilleAlouette and [you speak in a sofft, playfful way!!!!]

**llamamiah** · 12-17-2011, 08:59 AM

>Be the snarky seadweller who lives on the side of a cliff.

Your name is IUPERE CASCAD.

You are a SEADWELLER, and use that fact to ACT HOW YOU WANT TO. You are FLIRTATIOUS, SNARKY, and HYPERACTIVE, and you wouldn't have it ANY OTHER WAY.

Anyways, you have quite a few INTERESTS. You greatly enjoy ROMANTIC MOVIES, mainly because, as previously mentioned, you are a MASSIVE FLIRT. You also like SURREAL CARTOONS, for some reason. It might be related to your HYPERACTIVITY, but nobody's really sure. You are a big fan of NONSENSICAL TV SHOWS FEATURING SNARKY CHARACTERS. The nonsense makes you HAPPY, and the SNARK relates to you, which is an ADDED BONUS.

You like KNIVES, and possess the SMALBLADKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS. You keep ALL SORTS OF THINGS in there, from KNIVES to SCISSORS to RAZORS. You also enjoy CARROTS, and frequently eat them. You like JEWELRY, and wear SILVER BANDS at all times. You have a STRANGE FACINATION with EXPLOSIVES, and store them in your HIVE.

Speaking of which, you live in a HUGE MANSION that sticks out of the side of a CLIFF. There is a WATERFALL going right over your hive, which you BATHE IN. You also like to SWIM IN IT, and STAB any WATERFALL SHARKS that get in your way. You also like to ROCK CLIMB and CLIFF DIVE.

Your LUSUS is an AMPHIBIOUS RABBIT, and she is very CARING, if a bit SCATTERBRAINED.

Your FETCH MODUS is CANDYLAND, and it forces you to STORE ITEMS in certain AREAS, then when you move your piece to that AREA, you can play a MINIGAME to retrieve that item.

On TROLLIAN, your trollTag is hoppingPrincess, '-}0.0{-' And yoU Always shoW Your facE, And youR Words hoP Up anD Down, yaY!

If you were to ever play SGRUB, you would become the SCRIBE OF DSCORD in the LAND OF FALLS AND ATAXIA.

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**ardentsideburn** · 12-18-2011, 10:11 AM

>Be the perpetually smashed fatass.

°* Huh? Y°oU Talking T°o Sh°ome°one? *Hic* *°

Your name is IAKKUS NINKASI and hell if you're having a good time.

you like most of all TRANQUILITY.you like approaching your problems in a SLOW, CALM way.That said you tend to get in various kind of trouble because of your interests and aspirations.Luckily the vast amount of ALCHOLIC BEVERAGES you consume leaves you in a perpetual state in wich troubles that would make anyone nervous tend to seem not that urgent and dangerous.As a result you're almost always calm and cheerful, at least until you have something to drink.

You also enjoy BREWING and EXPERIMENTING.You often make your lusus capture other trolls to test the various intoxicants you produce in hope to obtain a POTENT ELIXIR that will allow you into the ranks of the ABBREWIATORS.
You're rather ROTUND because of your love for fine cooking, you're a bit of a picky GOURMET when it comes to eating,but since you make any food of your choice from the plants and caged flowerbeasts in your garden it has never been a problem.That probably makes you a VEGAN,whatever that may mean.
you often dream of a handsome KISMESIS to duel with and you often practice MARTIAL ARTS in preparation of that day.You're somehow apt at it, having developed a style akin to an EARTH DRUNKEN MASTER ,something you are obviously unaware of since you haven't got a frigging clue what or where earth is. This skill made you win some battles, but let's be honest: you are still alive thanks to your SNOUTBEAST LUSUS who saved your sitting spongecheeks countless times.
You think yourself as an amicable and good natured troll,ignoring the fact that while your experiments may seem normal to you,they're
pretty traumatizing for your victims. Your lusus is a snoutbeast, a hulking,floating mass of drunken stupor.He introduced you to drinking at an early age ,and when he is in a bad mood he tends to trash the surrouindings of your hive often reaching other troll settlements and damaging them in the process. he also asks alcohol from you all the time, wich is why he made you build your brewery in the first time.

Other than that, he is a pretty caring lusus all in all.He always manages to get you out of trouble , and the main reason you haven't been offed by your neighbors is his massive strength and bad attitude that causes other trolls to think twice before attacking you.
You built your hive in a drunken state, when you emerged from the trial caves and your lusus introduced you to a nice batch of fermented apples. As a result of that, your hive is quite a disaster, and is structurally perilous,woobling on a tall spire in a verdant valley.
You spend most of your days on the much stabler gardens at the base of your hive, where you have your brewery.
you have more enemies than friends,as you rarely kill the victims of your experiments,releasing them in the wild after injecting them with godawful spirits.Unbeknownst to you this may turn for the good of your romantic life soon.
You make use of the BOTTLE MODUS, which takes a random item off your inventory through bottle spinning

Your trolltag is DrunkenBliss, and °* Y°oU ShpeaK In a W°obblY ,ShlurreD WaY, *Hic* *°
TL;DR

full body pic,lusus,lair and planet below:

**Ayaka** · 12-18-2011, 10:58 AM

oh my god he's precious

**llamamiah** · 12-18-2011, 11:02 AM

>Be the no-nonsense Hemoloyal mustardblood.

O===C Sir yes sir

Your name is VELMEN ALVAR.

You are a MUSTARDBLOOD, and KNOW YOUR PLACE. Redbloods and brownbloods frequently meet your IMPROBABLE AMOUNTS OF ANGER, but you are ncredibly polite to anyone green or above. You essentially WORSHIP THE GROUND that INDIGOS WALK ON.

You enjoy BUILDING ROBOTS from the materials you TAKE FROM JUNKYARDS. With your incredible STRENGTH, retrieving heavy objects from piles is NO PROBLEM. You get most of your money from BUIILDING ROBOTS for those who are OF HIGHER BLOOD THAN YOU.

You enjoy watching, reading, and playing ANYTHING SERIOUS. Any tomfoolery or shenanigans are IGNORED. You also enjoy ROBOT-BUILDING SHOWS such as PIMP MY BOT and ACE OF BOTS. For SOME STRANGE REASON, you enjoy playing DANCE DANCE CONFORMITY.

Your LUSUS is a GIANT BIPEDAL HEDGEHOG named STEELE. He's QUITE OLD and HARDENED, and seems to always be growling whenever he sees ANYTHING MODERN. He's very STERN and QUITE ORNERY, but you LOVE HIM.

Your HIVE is A BIT SMALLER THAN AVERAGE and located in an UNDERGROUND CAVERN. You keep your ROBOTIC CREATIONS out back, and your LUSUS sleeps in the small TUNNEL leading to the cavern itself.

Your FETCH MODUS is the DDC MODUS, where every card is assigned to a NUMBER OF FOOT MOTIONS, such as ONCE FORWARDS followed by ONCE TO THE LEFT. You must EXECUTE said foot motion to RETRIEVE THE ITEM IN THAT CARD. Unfortunately, you have to MEMORIZE WHAT'S IN WHAT CARD, because you CAN'T SEE WHAT'S IN EACH CARD.

Your STRIFE SPECIBI are allocated to WRENCHKIND and UPPRBODYKIND, allowing you to FIGHT WITH YOUR WRENCHES and ANY PART OF YOUR UPPER BODY.

On TROLLIAN, your trollTag is mechanizedSubterra, O===C And you prefa(e evwery senten(e vwith your vwren(h, vwhile speaking vwith a strange a((ent, and nevwer using full stops

If you were to ever play a so-called SGRUB, then you would become the MAGE OF LIGHT in the LAND OF CAVES AND GLOW.

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**RainbowSnoopy** · 12-18-2011, 09:10 PM

>Be the silent one

Your name GERI GUMALA. You are a troll that CANNOT SPEAK, which doesn't bother you at all actually, you don't remember how or why you can't, you assume you were HATCHED that way. Even though it quite bothersome to try to use your BODY LANGUAGE or bring out your HANDY DANDY SKETCH PAD to communicate.

You live in a COTTAGE/CABIN THINGY with your FLUFFY WOLF LUSUS in the middle of a forest-like place. You mostly spend your time pretend to be on a ADVENTURE and have your LUSUS stalking you around to make sure your safe. You mostly have your HUSKTOP and your HANDY DANDY SKETCH PAD with you to properly communicate with your LUSUS or a other troll. Sometimes you use your HANDY DANDY SKETCH PAD to draw your LUSUS or anything. Your Lusus seems to think your a talented ARTIST which you can't disagree, your fond of your drawings also. Your mostly very FRIENDLY and a GREAT LISTENER, you mostly got that from your Lusus cause you love your Lusus so very much and your Lusus does too. You sometimes bring a dead BEAKED THING to your Lusus to feed him even though you know your Lusus can take care of himself.

You remember going on an adventure and you were just standing on this one BIG ROCK surrounded by rocks that are smaller than that particular rock. You just discovered this rock and you were too busy being proud that you found this discovery you somehow slipped and banged and scratched up on the right side of your face. Luckily your Lusus was there to JUMP IN and had to heal it because you were SOBBING like a LOST GRUB. Which left TWO SCARS below your chin, at least it will be a symbol that you will never be off-guarded by something new ever again.

You have these GLOVE-LIKE WEAPON to defend yourself. You mostly keep it in your fetch modus. You mostly use BRUTE STRENGTH. Like your Lusus taught you, by USING YOUR TEETH but you don't like how some taste the world had bestowed, so you mostly just keep the biting to BITING FOOD. You like to think yourself that your DIFFERENT.

Your trolltag is trackerTeeth and you type l1ke a sny type of guy wn1nch you are!

**momatoes** · 12-19-2011, 05:47 AM

Oh DANG I'm going to be real busy today so the encoding shenanigan will have to be postponed tomorrow.

i'm sorry

**leonicReaper** · 12-20-2011, 05:28 PM

>Be this kinda apathetic guy.

Your name is GUILAM NGUEME, and you don't even care, okay? You don't really want to be here and you don't want other people to bother you right now, or ever, preferably.

Okay, you guess you should get this whole intro shindig over with. In all honesty, it's not too much of a bother to you, even if it does cut into your time.

Your name is GUILAM NGUEME and you like to SWIM quite a bit, moreso even than other seadwellers. You swim around almost ALL THE TIME and are quite fit because of it. You collect multicolor SEASHELLS and decorate your underwater GLASS DOME HIVE with them. You have a lot of free time and not too many friends, so you like to THINK about things while you swim around, and have a number of IDEAS ABOUT THE WORLD AND HOW IT WORKS, most of which are probably untrue.

You are fairly skilled at creating JEWELERY, which is a skill that amazes barely ANYONE save for other seadwellers. There aren't many living near you, either, as you live SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN with no land surrounding you for quite a long distance. You are proficient at swimming enough to reach the nearest landmass, but for longer trips, your FLIPPERLASS LUSUS must assist you.

Your favorite color is RED, although your blood color is also pretty cool, you guess.

Your trolltag is chthonicApatheia and you can''t pronounce zoft zoundz very well,, and you tend to be a little bit of a rambler,, and alzo you uze too much punctuation but everyone elze can get over it..

Your strife specibus is seaxKind and your blood is purple.
You have a handy clothesline modus that allows you to dry things you find in the ocean on it.

In the event that you were to play some sort of reality-warping video game, your title would be the Seer of Time.

**Captain Combusken** · 12-21-2011, 06:29 AM

Name: Kano Festus
Age: 7 solar sweeps.
Personality: Kano is a bit of an emotionless drone. He finds it very difficult to show much emotion apart from apathy. He is unimpressed by everything. he is also extremely lazy most of the time, refusing to budge more thna necessary. Kano is also an etxremely good practical worker. He's completely dedicated to the creation of things and is very imaginative. He's very advanced in his thinking compared to other trolls. His lack of emotion allows him to view things from a different angle. In battle he is a clever strategist, although he loathes the idea of leadership.
Title: Smith of Rage
Planet: Land of Lava and Metal [LOLAM]
Screen name: hammerForge [HF]
Typing quirk: Vowels, Y and N are replaced by Greek alphabet letters. (Aa=α, Ee=ε, Ii=ι, Oo=θ, Uu=μ, Yy=ψ, Nn=π). All Ts are capital T.
Hemospectrum: Lower Class, Slighlty reddish brown. #B53C00
Strife Specibus: Hammerkind
Denizen(s): Mimas
Quadrants: None filled at all. No relationships wanted or needed for this dude.

**momatoes** · 12-21-2011, 12:31 PM

Time to round up Dec. 13-19 Trolls!
All folks after RainbowSnoopy's trackerTeeth will be encoded next week to keep it temporally tidy.

Be the troll with the aaaaalmost jade blood, ASTORA KALTES.
Be the robot who forgot, ELSIEN HEDRON.
Be the death metal rocker with ohgod teeth, ARMALY ROXINA.
Be the hunter always on the move, NERJAD DANILL.
Be the writer with a split personality, LEGURN HUIONU.
Be the crime lord with many connections, KAALIA SEYLIN.
Be the cybrenetic freak with a love for…french?, REWAND GARTWA.
Be the bossy highblood with a reckless attitude, YNOMOR RETRAB.
Be the part one of the psionic twins, ANGLI LIPSNA (LI).
Be the part two of the psionic twins, ANGLI LIPSNA (AN).
Be the super secret agent-wannabe, GALAND RATIRF.
Be the troll who never goes outside, MUSTEL SQUIKE.
Be the almost-feral noble hunter, ZAMIQA VYADHA.
Be the terrible flirt of a vinyl record lover, VEILYN TERSIK.
Be the moirail village bicycle, NAERIA HETHER.
Be the worshiper of the Mirthful Messiah, CLASTE ORBITO.
Be the obsessive-compulsive trollblood, MINDAT CUSTAE.
Be the blind troll with heat vision, CROTAL SARCOF.
Be the dissatisfied redblood, LUESON ORTAF.
Be the constantly upbeat mad scientist, AROQUE L'ENGLE.
Be the hyperactive seadweller, IUPERE CASCAD.
Be the perpetually smashed fatass, IAKKUS NINKASI.
Be the hemoloyal who takes himself seriously, VELMEN ALVAR.
Be the quiet greenblood, GERI GUMALA.

Statistics, our friend in need.
The average hue is, surprisingly, the same as last week's: a suspicious Fun Green.
24 trolls were pooped into existence by 22 people.
Overlard has been busy with troll-making this week, writing out 3 new profiles.

And as usual, let's not forget to welcome newcomers to the fora! Also they made some trolls.

Paeperclips - Astora Kaltes
BlindXeno - Elsen Hedron
Francais Vanille - Ynomor Retrab
Plush Von Plush - Mindat Custar
Staff Deployment - Lueson Ortaf
ardentsideburn - Iakkus Ninkasi
RainbowSnoopy - Geri Gumala

DeoDrew's LEGURN HUIONU gets a special shoutout since it's his (her???) first troll!

Thanks for visiting Trollslum, and have a special Christmas.

**Seer of Doom** · 12-21-2011, 04:28 PM

>Be the blue-blooded psychopath

Wh4t I2 PsyChoP4thy how do I f4CE?

Your name is Kokoro Aredez.
You are 6 solar sweeps old, but look about 8 sweeps old because you are so tall. Your blood color is a blueish type color.
Your title is SEER OF DOOM, and your STRIFE SPECIBUS has DUEL DAGGERKIND, but if you didn't already know, those are pretty useless in anything besides CLOSE COMBAT which you have learned for your many anime programs.
Your lusus is a 2 foot tall BAT, and your INTERESTS include DRAWING, EXTREMLY BAD ANIME, ANIMALS THAT CAN SEE IN THE DARK, COMPLETELY RANDOM THINGS, and SLAMMING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL. You were glasses SOMETIMES, since they do not improve your visoin, just make you look smartier. You are also a big DERP.
Your troll tag is exitedDoomsday and your typing style is 4 bIt h4rd to notIce other th4n the odd leet2pe4k, but EPIC 4ll the 24me.

**Cliff_Racer** · 12-22-2011, 12:34 AM

>Be the confused sea... lakedweller.

You are now HOYAMI NIMRED.

First and foremost, you are among the LOWEST BLOODS POSSIBLE, the VIOLETBLOODS. As such, you worship the HIGHEST like you're supposed to, the RED, YELLOW, AND BROWNBLOODS. These bloods are so awesome, they get rid of their money for a fair handicap for pitiful lowbloods like yourself. You know that the highbloods are so incredible, they get INCREDIBLE POWERS. You've been allowed to live in the LAKE in the center of a REDBLOOD VILLAGE, the HIGHEST HONOR YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN TO DATE. Your hive is pitiful, but that's your punishment for being born VIOLET.

As a person, you have a rather positive outlook on life, though you're rather MEAN to lowbloods (such as yourself) who disrespect the GLORIOUS HIGHBLOODS AND THEIR REGIME. You are also NEAT AND TIDY, and you sort of like cleaning! Your intrests include You've been known to hit people with your MOPS when you're angry, though for the BIG JOBS you use BUSTKIND. You only have one though, which is why you use it so sparingly. Your sylladex modus is PRISM. That means the card generates a prism that you need to shine a light through, on to the card, in order to retrieve your item. It's tedious when you're not in your LAKE, which is very clean! Your LUSUS is a large fish known as a GAR. It likes to eat things.

Your trolltag is subordinateChannels, and you [Type in a very neat,] [tidy,] [and organised manner!]

**Dudemaster47** · 12-22-2011, 12:43 AM

>Be the self-imposed exile.

<<yeah. WhateVVer.>>

Your name is Traici Sodali and you are the LEADER of a PRIVATE GROUP OF MERCENARIES.

Or...you were. A while ago, back when you were 6. You elected to go on a difficult mission, and due unsuccessful recon you ended up being ambushed. Your entire unit was slaughtered save for yourself. Punishing yourself for the disaster, you sent yourself into exile and have been wandering for the last two sweeps.

So yeah, you have no hive and no lusus, at least not anymore. Anyway, you enjoy anything that involves STRATEGY of any sort. Along with this, you also find yourself to be good at INFORMATION GATHERING and you have fairly good PEOPLE SKILLS (as should any leader). Your nomadic lifestyle has also improved your already KEEN SENSE OF DIRECTION, giving you a sort of internal map and compass. Indeed, you rarely get lost.

On another note, while you are not strict about the hemospectrum, you give proper respect to those above you. Otherwise, you simply prefer to judge based on other values. Things like LOYALTY, STRENGTH, COURAGE, or INTELLIGENCE. Blood doesn't matter to you so much as use.

Your interests? Well...COMBAT, for one. Obviously, NAVIGATION is another along with STRATEGIC GAMES. You are also, and more curiously, greatly invested in FASHION and STYLE. Despite your questionable living situation, you SOMEHOW MANAGE TO KEEP YOURSELF CONSISTENTLY WELL GROOMED AND DRESSED. Most of your surplus money (of which there is very little) goes to buying clothes and all sorts of body care products.

Other than that, you like ARROWS, and have both the BOWKIND specibus and the ARROWKIND specibus. Your sylladex is the COMPASS MODUS, which requires items to be placed and retrieved while facing a specific compass direction.

Your trolltag is victoriousVeritas and <<you prefer to be soft spoken and eVVen tempered.>>

tl;dr

You have no quadrants filled but you are good friends with a troll named DRAPIA SKORPI as well as her friend ZERTAM ETASHI. You generally stay with them whenever you happen to be in either of their neighborhoods, which is frequently.

**leonicReaper** · 12-22-2011, 01:17 AM

((Madd-D that is such a great troll omg

A warthog lowblood with an interrobang symbol? I am swooning.))

>Be the twitchy librarian.

Your name is HOPPEL LAPINE, and you are a LIBRARIAN. People don't actually come to your hive-library, but you COLLECT BOOKS regardless of whether anyone else wants to read them or not. Old ones are particularly interesting to you, but your guilty pleasure is books about SMALL BEASTS from all corners of the universe, especially the ultra fluffy ones that resemble your RABBIT LUSUS.

You guard this secret with your life, however, and anyone who's convinced that you like anything other than NONFICTION WAR NOVELS is going to be chased down and shot at with one of the many guns you have for your mchngunKind specibus. You keep a number of items in your JOURNAL MODUS, which requires you to write them down to retrieve them. Sometimes it's a hassle, and sometimes you think it looks REALLY COOL.

Your trolltag is studiousConey and you Speak Primly, and Properly, Like the Titles of Books You Like to Read.

Your strife specibus is mchngunKind (machinegunKind) and your blood is indigo.
You use a Journal Modus.

In the event that you were to play some sort of reality-warping video game, your title would be the Thief of Space.

==2x TROLL COMBO!==

>Be the one with the stupid hair.

Your name is TIMINE CORSUX. You like to collect POCKETWATCHES AND CLOCKS, not because they tell time, but because they look neat! You get a bit sad when they run out of battery strength, but they're still pretty even after that. You try your best to be an extrovert, but you tend to ANNOY others by forcing them into conversations about what you like and not anything else.

Your lusus is a WATER DEER, and you live in a pretty run-down hive in the middle of a lowblood village. You live next to a troll who grows berries, which you STEAL from time to time. You STEAL a lot of things, actually, and store them in your SACK modus, which is a huge mess that you have to search for to retrieve things from.

Your trolltag is tickingTroublemaker and you speak kinda fastlike and dOn't really use any sOrt of punctuatiOn except the OccasiOnal apOstrOphe but you dO sOmetimes use an exlamation mark! but nOt very much alsO yOu like tO accentuate the letter O!

Your strife specibus is daggerKind and your blood is Red, tinted with a bit of orange. You can pick up small objects with your mind, but you are not very good at it.
You use a Sack Modus.

In the event that you were to play some sort of reality-warping video game, your title would be the Heir of Light.

**Quincunx** · 12-22-2011, 09:09 AM

Your name is HAMAPH MOKARR and by golly you’re sure glad you were hatched a SEADWELLER. Otherwise you reckon you’d be plumb out of luck.

Frankly you’re not the brightest wax stick in the uh… wax stick container but you do try your best at whatever you do. After all everyone’s gotta find their place in this big ol’ empire of bloodthirsty backstabbers. Your sicklehead SHARK DADDY taught you everything you know and he always knows just how to explain it so you understand it, since you never were too good at learning from books or fancy computers. Best of all he taught you that sometimes you just gotta KEEP TRYING and ramming your head against stuff (metaphorically) til you get what you want. Sometimes not so metaphorically. Folks aren’t always so keen on accepting your help and advice so something you gotta HOLD THEM DOWN til they change their minds.

Your NETKIND specibus works pretty well for this, and there’s sure never a shortage of nets around. You usually intend to return them when you’re done but sometimes you just can’t remember which net came from where. That makes you feel real bad but it’s a necessary loss, says shark daddy. If they ever come up to you and ask for their net back, you’ll just give it to them, real easy. You try not to worry about these things too much when there’s already so much to worry about. Like trying not to get backstabbed when you’re just a mite TOO TRUSTING and impressionable. Or frontstabbed for that matter. Your VISION isn’t all that good since you ran into that big rock on accident.

You are good at FIXING things, like boats and hives and cocoons and pretty much anything that’s not too complicated, and you wouldn’t mind getting yourself a career where you could do that all the time. No big fancy government position for you, no thanks. Not every seadweller is cut out for that stuff so you figure you won’t be alone. HELPING folks gets you feeling all happy and useful and if you could get them to sit still for two seconds you’d be up to getting peoples’ relationship problems sorted out. You’ve never had a single relationship problem in your life! Probably because you’ve never really had one, but 8 sweeps isn’t too late to start looking!

Your HIVE is a little bigger than you’d like and sticks mostly out of the water so you’re fine with letting all sorts of creatures stay in it, both land and sea. They’re good company and you’ve even given some of them names, plus having them so many around means you don’t go hungry. You don’t eat the named ones of course. That’d just be rude.

Your trolltag is devilsReef and your speech is a /itt/e s/urred on account a yer accent

His lusus:

**Alaphantic Bortilla** · 12-22-2011, 08:30 PM

===>Be the Tribe girl who hears voices

Your name is OTRERA PENSAR. You are 5 sweeps old. You are enthralled in the doings of your tribal ancestor and love to FLARP. You love to create ALLIANCES with other trolls as you love to work with others until you inevitably have to screw something up. You also like to reenact HISTORICAL BATTLES.

Your lusus is a BUFFALOlike creature which you find incredibly boring and lame. It never does anything. All it does is eat up all of your furniture whenever you are away. You enjoy hanging garish but pretty CHARMS from your horns for good luck as you are extremely SUPERSTICIOUS. You have a DILUTED MUSTARD colored blood that you describe as “golden nectar” because you love to glorify yourself. But, you secretly wish you could command more respect with a higher BLOOD color. You are very narcissistic and you will not tolerate when others don’t listen to your profound thoughts or riveting tales. Obviously, you are the BEST because you’re the only one who knows how to protect yourself from the spirits. DUH. If those dead trolls ever got to you they promptly would blow you into tiny pieces. The spirits always want stuff from you, particularly TEETH for making special brews, so you often take them from your enemies. However, this isn’t too hard because you have a LOT of enemies. Sadly, they usually aren’t very willing to let you take their teeth. Too bad for them.

You are super obsessed with your witch doctor ANCESTOR. You learned all about the SPIRITS from her history which you learned about through the writings on the wall of her tomb which you mysteriously found while flarping. Her tribe was very SAVAGE and was always ready to make a sacrifice for the supernatural. You’ve TATTOOED your face in honor of her. You find your lowblood friends to be very BORING as the majority of them don’t like many activities which require physical exertion. Because of this, while flarping with highbloods, you have a tendency to make many friendly advances which are often promptly rejected. Not even the best of LIES can persuade them to befriend a mustardblood. Sweeps of this cold reception have made you bitter and you often pretend to HATE highbloods and lie about your previous attempts to make friends.

Your strife specibus is JAVELINKIND and your fetch modus is TARGET where you must throw your javelin to retrieve an item. Your trolltag is feudalConfederacy and you---- often have pauses--- in your speech---- to decide what amazing accomplishment of yours to talk about next.

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Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9, now 17% hotter with BewareOfNerd's Nefren Xerxes and his kilts

Re: Trollslum 9 wants to be friends with Alyss's Salvia Datura~

Re: Trollslum 9 wants to be friends with Alyss's Salvia Datura~

Re: Trollslum 9 wants to be friends with Alyss's Salvia Datura~

Re: Trollslum 9 wants to be friends with Alyss's Salvia Datura~

Re: Trollslum 9 wants to be friends with Alyss's Salvia Datura~

Re: Trollslum 9 wants to be friends with Alyss's Salvia Datura~

Re: Trollslum 9 wants to be friends with Alyss's Salvia Datura~

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