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    YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!



    Huh?



    What's going on what are you-



    Oh God! What's happened?



    And who are you for that matter?


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    Tanya Marlov

    The last thing you remember was leaving your house planning to see a late movie before you started to feel hungry.

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    Your name is Elaina van der Zee, and you were just about to catch a train, leading to........

    You don't remember. Strange.
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    Sarah Erikson; You were making out with your boyfriend when...oh god. Look what you did
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    hey guys just wanted to thank you for the support so far. I'm working on the next update but due to some extensive backgrounds it won't be up 'till tomorrow. also BigBurkhart, I went and read Jaegergeist and I dig it. We should totally do little cameos of each others characters if the situation calls for it!

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    Mikhaela Grinnfast

    You were just sleeping, a normal girl on a moonless night. Come crack of dawn, you've discovered yourself in this situation.

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    "Your name is Elaina Marlov."



    "Don't worry, Elaina, it's perfectly normal for a vampire to forget their human life when they first turn, in fact some never remember who they were."



    "It doesn't really matter though, after all human lives are so very boring."



    WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?

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    The name's Devin Strigorovsk.
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    >Sam Adams, bloodsucker both figuratively and literally, and both a professional con artist and professional smart-ass.
    EM> "for a guy who thinks that humans are boring you seem to dress, talk, walk, and act like one. does that mean your boring as well?"

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    Nikolai Vodnik.

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    ...Okay, where did this command come from.

    >Elvis Presley.
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    Mikhael Grinnfast.

    What, no I didn't use the same name again.

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    > Angelo Marder.

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    "The name's, Devin Grinnfast and I'm what is commonly known as your sire. Here, you can use this to clean your face up."



    "You know, for a guy who thinks that humans are boring you sure seem to dress, talk, walk, and act like one. Does that mean you're boring too?"



    "Hahaha. What, would you have me go naked? Because I'll have to insist that you do the same.As for if I'm boring or not there's plenty of time 'til sunrise..."
    "No way!"





    "I apologize, it seems I did a poor job of explaining the nature of our relationship. You belong to me and you'll do as I say."

    You feel compelled to do as he says. So what's this douche bag's idea of a good time?



    you guys have noticed that these spoiler things were here right?

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    A good time? Seeking out humans and making them freak out, then chase them down as they run. Afterwards, drain them of blood, making sure that they don't turn. Maybe even mess with the cops a little. Make sure to get to shelter by dawn, though!
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    Murder murder murder, blood blood blood.

    Just try to avoid any Hunters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicol-baka View Post
    vampires don't have much of a sex drive. I mean think about it, the sex drive comes from the biological need to reproduce and vampires can't reproduce. Sure vampires can still be sexy/sexual but it's mostly a way to lure prey, like that light on an anglerfish. It also doesn't mean that vampires never have/don't want sex, just that the need for blood is first and foremost on their agendas.
    You know, a common reaction towards asexuals is the confused reaction to the term, resulting in people asking if we're trying to say that we're sea sponges.
    Vampires being angler fish, when you look at that terrifying maw, is a strangely fitting analogy. Also, OH GOD ANGLERFISH TEETH MAKE IT GO AWAY. >.<
    ~~~

    Deep down, Devin loves classical literature and fine art, even above his sanguine propensities. Elaina's figure just spoke to him, and an eternally young and obedient woman makes the perfect model.
    At this very moment, he is imagining her draped in fine fabric, holding a withered rose, human skull and a burnt but unlit candle in an ironic expression of mortality, in the tradition of the more morbid of Northern European still lives.

    Or perhaps an art heist will do. Museums have never been much by way of security- some mortal cur walked right out of the Louvre with the Mona Lisa a century or so ago, after all.
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    AUGH home for thanksgiving break...brought my tablet so I could work on updates....forgot my tablet pen still going to get some updates out but they'll be hand-drawn and scanned so the quality may not be great. maybe i'll come back and remake 'em digitally if i have some free time.

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    >He likes to read books.Yes he is really boring.He is the most boring vampire ever.

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    "Well I suppose I'd better teach you how to clean up first."



    "You can lick the bite wounds closed."



    "And I like to go ahead and slit throat so anyone who finds the body isn't wondering how the blood was drained without any wounds."



    "Looks like we're alone. I'll show you how to feed without making a big mess, let me know if you see someone else coming, I'll only need three minutes."



    "Hey there."



    "If you lean them back like this and hunch over you can prevent any blood from winding up on your clothes. Also, as you become more practiced you'll get better about not letting it leak out too much."

    You can tell that he's controlling the man the same way he did you, though he is unable to move or speak his eyes are wide in terror. So, you gonna just stand there while Devin murders someone?



    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!
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    > Probably. Not like you could stop him even if you tried, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicol-baka View Post
    So, you gonna just stand there while Devin murders someone?
    Of course not. No amount of "suddenly wake up doing freaky things with a sketchy man doing freakier things" would make you not at least say something, especially since the events of the past few minutes haven't reduced you to crying in a corner.

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    >Tell him not to kill that guy! Killing is considered immoral!
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    Remember, he is your sire, so you have to be careful how you disobey him. Stop him in a way that he can't give you an order.

    Oh! I have an idea. Use a machine from the laundromat to crush him. Using your superior vampire strength, you can easily lift one.
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