I'm starting a for-fun project designing a Magic set built around Homestuck. I'm currently scouring old sets for potential "reprints" and looking at designing a good number of original cards; I'm debating whether to set it up as a loosely-defined block (Acts 1-4, Hivebent, Acts 5.2-onward) or as a set of 'theme' decks, though a lot of the potentially appropriate cards are out of color for the character they're associated with.
I'll probably have three iterations of each human kid--an initial legend, a set 2 legend with different abilities more reflective of their upper echeladders, and a set 3 planeswalker card representative of god-tier. I'm unsure if I'll have as many for the trolls, we'll see.
I'm looking to set up each card with Homestuck art, either official or something fanmade, to fit the card itself, plus fresh flavor text. If anybody's interested in this project, speak up =P And yes, there's spoilers below.
A couple already-decided cards:
POTENTIAL REPRINTS:
Dark Tutelage 2B (Doc Scratch-associated)
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
Suckers.
Culling the Weak B
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Culling the Weak, sacrifice a creature.
Add BBBB to your mana pool.
(Undecided flavor text)
Jump U (Equius-associated)
Instant
Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
This poses you no challenge whatsoever.
Fear BB (Gamzee-associated)
Enchantment--Aura
Enchant Creature.
Enchanted creature has fear. (It can't be blocked except by black and/or artifact creatures.)
Honk.
Braingeyser XUU (Sollux-associated)
Sorcery
Target player draws X cards.
WE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EAT THE MIND HONEY
Hurricane XG (John-associated)
Sorcery
Hurricane deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player.
(Undecided flavor text)
POTENTIAL NEW CARDS:
Dave Strider, Knight of Time 2RRU
Legendary Creature--Human Knight
Double strike, haste
Whenever Dave Strider, Knight of Time attacks, if it was on the battlefield when the declare attackers step began, put a creature token into play tapped and attacking that's a copy of Dave Strider, Knight of Time.
The "legend rule" does not apply to cards named Dave Strider, Knight of Time.
2/2
Equius Zahhak 4?? (undecided colors)
Legendary Creature--Troll
First strike, trample, vigilance, reach, protection from spells.
6/3
I'm looking for heavy critique as well, as any card I design will initially be for flavor primarily, with balance secondary. Feel free to suggest 'reprints' or new cards!
(Also I think this is the appropriate forum; if not, lemme know.)
Last edited by Loreweaver; 11-16-2011 at 08:52 PM.
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CSG: Uh
CLW: This is not my day is it
CFR: and peacetrrrolls shoudl be the least
CLW: trolls>humans>peacetrolls
CFR: trrrolls>humans>peacetrrrolls
CLW: NINJA'D
CFR: lolyup
CFR: :P
CLW: wait
CLW: I think we mobius double ninja'd there
CFR: oh?
CFR: maybe
CFR: :P
CLW: I ninja'd your T>H>PT while you ninja'd me by saying PT should be least
CFR: hehehe
CFR: yup
CLW: And I declared NINJA'D at the ninja'ing of me
CFR: WE ARRRE TEH PSYCH!C
CLW: But right after I ninja'd you
CLW: Making it look like I was gloating
CFR: hahahahahaha
CFR: wh!ch ! thought u werrre
CFR: but no
CFR: MOB!US DOUBLE RRREACHARRROUND
CFR: FHSDJFHSDJKDHSKYES
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CLW: ((My mind is currently trying to pick up a spoon with its imaginary hair, bending over backwards falialing its arms in circles
CAT: [[XDD]]
CLW: ((In the next room over is my pet fucking parrot singing Skip To My Lou backwards in three part harmony
CLW: ((Upstairs my kid sister is crying into her pillow because all of her dolls now have Adrian Brody's face
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What a coincidence, I was just thinking today about a Homestuck MTG Set, maybe even implemented for a MtG program (like Cockatrice). I even thought that god-tiers would be great as planeswalkers ("John, Heir of Breath").
I know there's a thread about a HS card game, but I thought "well, MtG is already there, the rules have years of adjustments, we can judge how balanced a card is, etc, why not make a HS MtG set?".
But in my mind, there would be some things that would make it not 100% MtG compatible - and that's why I didn't give it much thought. Mainly: the 5 lands would be the main grist types "Build Grist", "Shale", "Chalk", "Amber", "Uranium" (or, for making sense of the word "land": instead of a Mountain generating red mana, we could have a LOHAC generating Amber grist).
I do have interest in this project, even if I'm not sure how I could help for now.
No, leave alterations to the gameplay framework to the Homestuck card game; the fun of this is in fitting Homestuck to the MtG mold and seeing what results.
I'm curious as to your thoughts on the one original card design I posted. As for help? If anybody wants to contribute art assets to use that'd be cool, otherwise I'm not too fussed. Just suggest old cards for me to 'reprint' or toss out ideas for original card designs.
A few specific points: I'll be taking mechanics from all across the history of Magic a la Time Spiral block; expect anything and everything except banding, because FUCK banding. There WILL be major cards with the Cascade ability in new ways.
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CLW: Uh
CSC: uh
CSG: Uh
CLW: This is not my day is it
CFR: and peacetrrrolls shoudl be the least
CLW: trolls>humans>peacetrolls
CFR: trrrolls>humans>peacetrrrolls
CLW: NINJA'D
CFR: lolyup
CFR: :P
CLW: wait
CLW: I think we mobius double ninja'd there
CFR: oh?
CFR: maybe
CFR: :P
CLW: I ninja'd your T>H>PT while you ninja'd me by saying PT should be least
CFR: hehehe
CFR: yup
CLW: And I declared NINJA'D at the ninja'ing of me
CFR: WE ARRRE TEH PSYCH!C
CLW: But right after I ninja'd you
CLW: Making it look like I was gloating
CFR: hahahahahaha
CFR: wh!ch ! thought u werrre
CFR: but no
CFR: MOB!US DOUBLE RRREACHARRROUND
CFR: FHSDJFHSDJKDHSKYES
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CLW: ((What words could there be
CLW: ((This is some mind-bending clusterfuckery
CLW: ((My mind is currently trying to pick up a spoon with its imaginary hair, bending over backwards falialing its arms in circles
CAT: [[XDD]]
CLW: ((In the next room over is my pet fucking parrot singing Skip To My Lou backwards in three part harmony
CLW: ((Upstairs my kid sister is crying into her pillow because all of her dolls now have Adrian Brody's face
CLW: ((What is this I DON'T EVEN)
No, leave alterations to the gameplay framework to the Homestuck card game; the fun of this is in fitting Homestuck to the MtG mold and seeing what results.
I do agree with you. Even my first idea, replacing mana with grist, was still trying to keep the MtG framework, but I wasn't that much attached to that thought anyways.
Originally Posted by Loreweaver
I'm curious as to your thoughts on the one original card design I posted.
I liked your Dave card (I guess he is time-traveling to the same battle for more damage, am I right?), but shouldn't it cost 2RRU ? (as most time-related cards are blue). I just think there should be a way for the Legendary rule to act just between different players - so that you could have more than one Dave (at least the attack-generated tokens) but if an opponent plays one, both Daves die.
Originally Posted by Loreweaver
A few specific points: I'll be taking mechanics from all across the history of Magic a la Time Spiral block; expect anything and everything except banding, because FUCK banding. There WILL be major cards with the Cascade ability in new ways.
I agree with the banning of banding - confusing rules are confusing.
Also: I guess each card with Cascade would take 2 months to be added to the set
Last edited by wendelscardua; 11-16-2011 at 01:50 PM.
Reason: forgot to restore a point
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CLW: Uh
CSC: uh
CSG: Uh
CLW: This is not my day is it
CFR: and peacetrrrolls shoudl be the least
CLW: trolls>humans>peacetrolls
CFR: trrrolls>humans>peacetrrrolls
CLW: NINJA'D
CFR: lolyup
CFR: :P
CLW: wait
CLW: I think we mobius double ninja'd there
CFR: oh?
CFR: maybe
CFR: :P
CLW: I ninja'd your T>H>PT while you ninja'd me by saying PT should be least
CFR: hehehe
CFR: yup
CLW: And I declared NINJA'D at the ninja'ing of me
CFR: WE ARRRE TEH PSYCH!C
CLW: But right after I ninja'd you
CLW: Making it look like I was gloating
CFR: hahahahahaha
CFR: wh!ch ! thought u werrre
CFR: but no
CFR: MOB!US DOUBLE RRREACHARRROUND
CFR: FHSDJFHSDJKDHSKYES
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CLW: ((What words could there be
CLW: ((This is some mind-bending clusterfuckery
CLW: ((My mind is currently trying to pick up a spoon with its imaginary hair, bending over backwards falialing its arms in circles
CAT: [[XDD]]
CLW: ((In the next room over is my pet fucking parrot singing Skip To My Lou backwards in three part harmony
CLW: ((Upstairs my kid sister is crying into her pillow because all of her dolls now have Adrian Brody's face
CLW: ((What is this I DON'T EVEN)
I think a whole block of this would be absolutely awesome! If you were to do that you'd need to come up with how each color represents itself mechanically and flavor-wise. What do you think the mechanics or theme of the block would be?
waaaait you already mentioned the mechanics part. that's what I get for only reading the OP
I'd love to help input as much as I can!
off the top of my head, it would be cool to have a minor enemy color theme. RU would be time manipulation, w/g or g/b could be eldritch horrors, stuff like that. We could copy some of the tools rosewater gives us, like whenever he talks about designing the skeletons of a set he talks about designing the commons first
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CLW: Uh
CSC: uh
CSG: Uh
CLW: This is not my day is it
CFR: and peacetrrrolls shoudl be the least
CLW: trolls>humans>peacetrolls
CFR: trrrolls>humans>peacetrrrolls
CLW: NINJA'D
CFR: lolyup
CFR: :P
CLW: wait
CLW: I think we mobius double ninja'd there
CFR: oh?
CFR: maybe
CFR: :P
CLW: I ninja'd your T>H>PT while you ninja'd me by saying PT should be least
CFR: hehehe
CFR: yup
CLW: And I declared NINJA'D at the ninja'ing of me
CFR: WE ARRRE TEH PSYCH!C
CLW: But right after I ninja'd you
CLW: Making it look like I was gloating
CFR: hahahahahaha
CFR: wh!ch ! thought u werrre
CFR: but no
CFR: MOB!US DOUBLE RRREACHARRROUND
CFR: FHSDJFHSDJKDHSKYES
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CLW: ((What words could there be
CLW: ((This is some mind-bending clusterfuckery
CLW: ((My mind is currently trying to pick up a spoon with its imaginary hair, bending over backwards falialing its arms in circles
CAT: [[XDD]]
CLW: ((In the next room over is my pet fucking parrot singing Skip To My Lou backwards in three part harmony
CLW: ((Upstairs my kid sister is crying into her pillow because all of her dolls now have Adrian Brody's face
CLW: ((What is this I DON'T EVEN)
-- CURRENT loreWeaver [CLW] looks up at the apparent dominatrix --
CLW: Uh
CSC: uh
CSG: Uh
CLW: This is not my day is it
CFR: and peacetrrrolls shoudl be the least
CLW: trolls>humans>peacetrolls
CFR: trrrolls>humans>peacetrrrolls
CLW: NINJA'D
CFR: lolyup
CFR: :P
CLW: wait
CLW: I think we mobius double ninja'd there
CFR: oh?
CFR: maybe
CFR: :P
CLW: I ninja'd your T>H>PT while you ninja'd me by saying PT should be least
CFR: hehehe
CFR: yup
CLW: And I declared NINJA'D at the ninja'ing of me
CFR: WE ARRRE TEH PSYCH!C
CLW: But right after I ninja'd you
CLW: Making it look like I was gloating
CFR: hahahahahaha
CFR: wh!ch ! thought u werrre
CFR: but no
CFR: MOB!US DOUBLE RRREACHARRROUND
CFR: FHSDJFHSDJKDHSKYES
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CLW: ((What words could there be
CLW: ((This is some mind-bending clusterfuckery
CLW: ((My mind is currently trying to pick up a spoon with its imaginary hair, bending over backwards falialing its arms in circles
CAT: [[XDD]]
CLW: ((In the next room over is my pet fucking parrot singing Skip To My Lou backwards in three part harmony
CLW: ((Upstairs my kid sister is crying into her pillow because all of her dolls now have Adrian Brody's face
CLW: ((What is this I DON'T EVEN)
Wasn't positive on the colors, GW probably fits though. The effect really wouldn't fit into those colors though. Thinking Jade would probably be WU, and Rose would be UB?
-- CURRENT loreWeaver [CLW] looks up at the apparent dominatrix --
CLW: Uh
CSC: uh
CSG: Uh
CLW: This is not my day is it
CFR: and peacetrrrolls shoudl be the least
CLW: trolls>humans>peacetrolls
CFR: trrrolls>humans>peacetrrrolls
CLW: NINJA'D
CFR: lolyup
CFR: :P
CLW: wait
CLW: I think we mobius double ninja'd there
CFR: oh?
CFR: maybe
CFR: :P
CLW: I ninja'd your T>H>PT while you ninja'd me by saying PT should be least
CFR: hehehe
CFR: yup
CLW: And I declared NINJA'D at the ninja'ing of me
CFR: WE ARRRE TEH PSYCH!C
CLW: But right after I ninja'd you
CLW: Making it look like I was gloating
CFR: hahahahahaha
CFR: wh!ch ! thought u werrre
CFR: but no
CFR: MOB!US DOUBLE RRREACHARRROUND
CFR: FHSDJFHSDJKDHSKYES
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CLW: ((What words could there be
CLW: ((This is some mind-bending clusterfuckery
CLW: ((My mind is currently trying to pick up a spoon with its imaginary hair, bending over backwards falialing its arms in circles
CAT: [[XDD]]
CLW: ((In the next room over is my pet fucking parrot singing Skip To My Lou backwards in three part harmony
CLW: ((Upstairs my kid sister is crying into her pillow because all of her dolls now have Adrian Brody's face
CLW: ((What is this I DON'T EVEN)
Before I sleep: I don't know what happened, I wrote a post, it disappeared, I rewrote it. Hours later, I see both of my posts, so I deleted the first.
As there was an idea on the deleted post that I forgot to repeat, I'll paste and reformat it here:
Originally Posted by myself@doomedTimeline
But now I'm thinking the LO_A_ could be good for non-basic lands.
For example:
Land of Heat and Clockwork - Legendary Land
(T) generate (R)
(T) generate (U)
(R)(T) deal 2 damage to target creature.
(the reasoning is: Heat -> Fire -> Red, Clockwork -> Time manipulation -> Blue)
As I'm already here, let me try the others...
Land of Wind and Shade - Legendary Land
(T) generate (W)
(T) generate (B)
(W)(B)(T) you gain 3 life, target opponent loses 3 life
Land of Light and Rain - Legendary Land
(T) generate (W)
(T) generate (U)
(U)(U)(T) target creature opponent controls can't attack or block until the end of turn.
Land of Frost and Frogs - Legendary Land
(T) generate (G)
(T) generate (W)
(W)(G)(T) Choose target creature. Put into play a Paradox Frog token (0/0) with X +1/+1 counters, where X is the target creature's toughness.
Second, of all, here's my random viewpoints on the trolls since I can't seem to sleep despite needing to wake up in like six hours.
Aradia: WB (white being ghosts and archaeology, whereas black being her connection to the dear)
Sollux: U, possibly UR (the red part repersenting his full psysic powers having redish effects (direct damage probably), plus because it's Sollux)
Karkat: R (angry, hasty, despises social order; not to mention his blood)
Tavros: G, possibly GW (connection with nature, white from a knight theme)
Nepeta: G (lives in a cave, hunts for food)
Kanaya: W (sunlight connections- rainbow drinkers would be W as a tribe, her tendancy to auspestice)
Terezi: WU (her tendency to play mind games and predict the future, and her love of "JUST1C3")
Vriska: UB (mind games again, her psychic powers, and her greed)
Equius: GW (for reasons stated above)
Gamzee: R (when sober anyways, possibly starts off as a weak/harmless creature that gets more powerful)
Eridan: ?R (red definitely because of his tendancy to flip out and kill stuff, not sure what other colors though- don't think he's mono-red)
Feferi: W (generally nice, wants to create better order)
Firstly, hrm, yeah, I guess it does. This is a personal project subject to my own aesthetic tastes and design decisions, though, so I'd like it to remain separate. I really like that idea for Eridan though.
Secondly, here's a rundown of how I see each of the characters:
JOHN: GW.
ROSE: BW.
DAVE: R/RU.
JADE: UG. The functions of the Simic colors as pertaining to her and her role should be clear; she'll probably shift from UW to UG and then to a Bant-colored planeswalker.
ARADIA: As you said, WB for spirits.
TAVROS: I dunno.
SOLLUX: UR.
KARKAT: RB.
NEPETA: G, definitely.
KANAYA: W works, yeah. Subverts the vampire dynamic etc etc.
TEREZI: UW.
VRISKA: B, possibly with some other colors thrown in at some point, but I don't think she's full-on Grixis-colored.
EQUIUS: WR or RG. Possibly Jund-colored but probably not.
GAMZEE: Straight B.
ERIDAN: Not decided yet, but I really like what they did with that Eridan card.
-- CURRENT loreWeaver [CLW] looks up at the apparent dominatrix --
CLW: Uh
CSC: uh
CSG: Uh
CLW: This is not my day is it
CFR: and peacetrrrolls shoudl be the least
CLW: trolls>humans>peacetrolls
CFR: trrrolls>humans>peacetrrrolls
CLW: NINJA'D
CFR: lolyup
CFR: :P
CLW: wait
CLW: I think we mobius double ninja'd there
CFR: oh?
CFR: maybe
CFR: :P
CLW: I ninja'd your T>H>PT while you ninja'd me by saying PT should be least
CFR: hehehe
CFR: yup
CLW: And I declared NINJA'D at the ninja'ing of me
CFR: WE ARRRE TEH PSYCH!C
CLW: But right after I ninja'd you
CLW: Making it look like I was gloating
CFR: hahahahahaha
CFR: wh!ch ! thought u werrre
CFR: but no
CFR: MOB!US DOUBLE RRREACHARRROUND
CFR: FHSDJFHSDJKDHSKYES
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CLW: ((What words could there be
CLW: ((This is some mind-bending clusterfuckery
CLW: ((My mind is currently trying to pick up a spoon with its imaginary hair, bending over backwards falialing its arms in circles
CAT: [[XDD]]
CLW: ((In the next room over is my pet fucking parrot singing Skip To My Lou backwards in three part harmony
CLW: ((Upstairs my kid sister is crying into her pillow because all of her dolls now have Adrian Brody's face
CLW: ((What is this I DON'T EVEN)
If I may suggest something, maybe it would be better to create a wiki for organizing this. The forum here is great for discussing the ideas, but not for organizing the resulting cards. The way I see, there could be a main page, with the block, each set, and the cards for each of those sets. For each card, a page where the current version is shown (this has the advantage of preserving editing history).
Also: I know it may be too soon to think about this but... Wouldn't it be better to divide this Homestuck block in different sets, each part corresponding to some point of the story ? (the same way Wizards does with MtG). Maybe one set covering Acts 1-4, the second one covering Acts 5, and so on.
If I may suggest something, maybe it would be better to create a wiki for organizing this. The forum here is great for discussing the ideas, but not for organizing the resulting cards. The way I see, there could be a main page, with the block, each set, and the cards for each of those sets. For each card, a page where the current version is shown (this has the advantage of preserving editing history).
A wiki's a cool idea, but let's work through the concept a bit first. Also I've been up for twenty hours and am not in the frame of mind to think about making a wiki right now.
Also: I know it may be too soon to think about this but... Wouldn't it be better to divide this Homestuck block in different sets, each part corresponding to some point of the story ? (the same way Wizards does with MtG). Maybe one set covering Acts 1-4, the second one covering Acts 5, and so on.
-- CURRENT loreWeaver [CLW] looks up at the apparent dominatrix --
CLW: Uh
CSC: uh
CSG: Uh
CLW: This is not my day is it
CFR: and peacetrrrolls shoudl be the least
CLW: trolls>humans>peacetrolls
CFR: trrrolls>humans>peacetrrrolls
CLW: NINJA'D
CFR: lolyup
CFR: :P
CLW: wait
CLW: I think we mobius double ninja'd there
CFR: oh?
CFR: maybe
CFR: :P
CLW: I ninja'd your T>H>PT while you ninja'd me by saying PT should be least
CFR: hehehe
CFR: yup
CLW: And I declared NINJA'D at the ninja'ing of me
CFR: WE ARRRE TEH PSYCH!C
CLW: But right after I ninja'd you
CLW: Making it look like I was gloating
CFR: hahahahahaha
CFR: wh!ch ! thought u werrre
CFR: but no
CFR: MOB!US DOUBLE RRREACHARRROUND
CFR: FHSDJFHSDJKDHSKYES
-- PAST chemicalArien [PCA] has no words --
CLW: ((What words could there be
CLW: ((This is some mind-bending clusterfuckery
CLW: ((My mind is currently trying to pick up a spoon with its imaginary hair, bending over backwards falialing its arms in circles
CAT: [[XDD]]
CLW: ((In the next room over is my pet fucking parrot singing Skip To My Lou backwards in three part harmony
CLW: ((Upstairs my kid sister is crying into her pillow because all of her dolls now have Adrian Brody's face
CLW: ((What is this I DON'T EVEN)
Gamzee could be one of those new flipy cards. He would be B and cost two or three B to cast and has 1/1, or something, with the ability to prevent one creature from attacking per turn (chill in' with some slime pies, slam a few faygos) and if a black spell doesn't get played one turn, he flips and becomes the Subjugglator, which is RB with big-number/big-number, reach, and shroud. He flips back when someone plays a card with the word "Karkat" in the name.
Gamzee could be one of those new flipy cards. He would be B and cost two or three B to cast and has 1/1, or something, with the ability to prevent one creature from attacking per turn (chill in' with some slime pies, slam a few faygos) and if a black spell doesn't get played one turn, he flips and becomes the Subjugglator, which is RB with big-number/big-number, reach, and shroud. He flips back when someone plays a card with the word "Karkat" in the name.
Actually, I was thinking he'd stay straight black and have Tap: Destroy target creature as an ability. Good call on the night/day flip, though =D
-- CURRENT loreWeaver [CLW] looks up at the apparent dominatrix --
CLW: Uh
CSC: uh
CSG: Uh
CLW: This is not my day is it
CFR: and peacetrrrolls shoudl be the least
CLW: trolls>humans>peacetrolls
CFR: trrrolls>humans>peacetrrrolls
CLW: NINJA'D
CFR: lolyup
CFR: :P
CLW: wait
CLW: I think we mobius double ninja'd there
CFR: oh?
CFR: maybe
CFR: :P
CLW: I ninja'd your T>H>PT while you ninja'd me by saying PT should be least
CFR: hehehe
CFR: yup
CLW: And I declared NINJA'D at the ninja'ing of me
CFR: WE ARRRE TEH PSYCH!C
CLW: But right after I ninja'd you
CLW: Making it look like I was gloating
CFR: hahahahahaha
CFR: wh!ch ! thought u werrre
CFR: but no
CFR: MOB!US DOUBLE RRREACHARRROUND
CFR: FHSDJFHSDJKDHSKYES
-- PAST chemicalArien [PCA] has no words --
CLW: ((What words could there be
CLW: ((This is some mind-bending clusterfuckery
CLW: ((My mind is currently trying to pick up a spoon with its imaginary hair, bending over backwards falialing its arms in circles
CAT: [[XDD]]
CLW: ((In the next room over is my pet fucking parrot singing Skip To My Lou backwards in three part harmony
CLW: ((Upstairs my kid sister is crying into her pillow because all of her dolls now have Adrian Brody's face
CLW: ((What is this I DON'T EVEN)
Wait. Red for violence, black for evil, green for strength, blue for intellect, white for order (remember, he is the ruling class)
SOBER GAMZEE IS A RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!