The Sunshine Crew

[ashdenej]

Geai: What's with the moustache-thing?



You are INSULTED at both the insinuation that you have that variety of facial hair, AND the implication you have a deformed face.

It is a fabulous monobrow, of course.

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[Snowmanne]

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Uh, I actually meant the line that is connected to his teeth, but what ever, maybe that was the joke...

>Go clean something

[VeritasUnae]

> Show off your specific "weapon" against grime and dirt!
(you know, like crowbar's crowbar or eggs and biscuits' oven / timer combo)

[BabyDave'sEverywhere]

Scum: Hide in corner.

[Curris]

Geai ==> Get Migraine from wearing MANDATORY HEADGEAR that is TOO SMALL to FIT COMFORTABLY.

Regret being hired at this hotel.

[Hikari no Kaze]

CD : Show this Janitor how to take out the trash.

[Monkeysky]

PSYCHE!

Switch to the office of the two accountants, Monnaie and Largent.
(Eggs and biscuits)

[ashdenej]

Geai: Clean something.



You break out your CROCKERCORP DUSTBUSTER 5000. It is the only thing you can use.

Hoovering up dust-bunnies has never been this much fun!

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[tippertot]

Discontinue use of such Batterwitch associated products immediately!

[tectonicRobot]

Have you, perchance, met with this Crocker person? If so, would you kindly have a flashback?

[Coasterman29]

Look, who is that strange upside-down man?

[Varkarrus]

oh it's just zwölf in disguise

(zwölf means 12 in german whoopee)

[ashdenej]

Okey dokey, folks, I'm in a laptop-free zone this weekend, so that last update was the final until Tuesday or possibly my (GMT) Monday night.

Snowmanne, Sawbuck has the same jaw in canon, so I didn't actually do any editing in terms of that!

And I need names that translate to letters, not numbers, Vark! I am going to use Zwölf at some point though because it's an awesome name. Stelen is a Russian transliteration of their equivalent of degree, though. (Cтепень.) ...Which is kind of loose anyway, but you get the picture.

The naming scheme is basically that their title is letter & hotel job specific, and their name does not begin with their letter, but is intrinsically linked to it, capisce?

Have fun suggesting! I'll do my best to fill as many of the (sensible-ish) commands!

[Monkeysky]

As I said before, I suggest Monnaie for L and Largent for M, and that they are both accountants, as the names both translate (sorta) into "money" and it would show their partnership. Also, there is absolutely no reason N should not be Stelen's partner in crime.

[StarZeph]

Sabaraba (Or Sabarba, I suppose. Sabaraba sounds more hillarious.)

It's a portmenteu of arabic numbers 7 and 4, since 74 is decimal unicode for J.

That's the best I could come up with :'|.

EDIT: Wait that's not even the character we are attempting to name, this person already has a name, what am I doing.

[ashdenej]

Perspective change.



Before you can REMINISCE about those halcyon days spent with the BATTERWITCH, you are interrupted by a JARRING PERSPECTIVE SWAP.

You are now one of the two bankers, MONET and ZOLA. Which one are you, again?

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[bloodyEmissary]

>Let's be MONET. Gotta go in order.

[Monkeysky]

Both> Be the psychically conjoined colleages.

[OrangeAipom]

> Be the one with the cool mustache.

[Varkarrus]

Mustache: Be razor sharp and removable.

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also, it can return to you, like thor's hammer.

[Stone Wera]

Mustache: Be razor sharp and removable.

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also, it can return to you, like thor's hammer.

Yes. So much yes.

[VeritasUnae]

Actually, it's a letter opener for all the bills and reports these bankers receive.

[Siranae]

Can't it be both? :P

[Monkeysky]

Can't it be both? :P

Yes, Zola (names don't start with their own letter)> Have a mustache that doubles as a blade boomerang and a letter opener. Be both an assassin and accountant.

[ashdenej]

Monet: Utilise moustache.



You are now MONET. You've contemplatively removed your RAZOR MOUSTACHE, to open the various DOCUMENTS that you're AUDITING. You're a LACKEY of your master.

ZOLA appears confused by this turn of events, because he thought HE was the one who had the cool moustache.

He thought wrong.

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