HONKSTUCK: Relapses are for suckers. (COMPLETE)

[Hatta]

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You totally have a fanbase.

>Look around. Where'd it go?

You look around and you can't see a darned thing. You're getting a little tired with all these flashy footsteps and things disappearing. Nothing feels solid in this place.. you feel unstable, and uneasy. You consider your options- you've only been doing tons of exploring. Surely there has to be something around here somewhere.





Meanwhile, the red crayon has been removed completely from your inventory.

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i could kiss you

[Jetroid]

>Ivan: Maybe the Sufferer has it?

[The Mather1]

>Ivan: But the lady looks so friendly. You've got to save that lady.

[Hatta]

>Ivan: Maybe the Sufferer has it?

You scramble up the Sufferer statue and look around.

It seems the crayon is completely gone.

>Ivan: But the lady looks so friendly. You've got to save that lady.

Well. Okay. You'll try, ONCE though, to save the lady. She looks so friendly..




This is going to take all day. You just know i-

[Jetroid]

>There's only one thing to do...

[flyingUnicorn]

>There's only one thing to do...

Seconded

[Cresent]

> Ivan: Jump into the pit before you get pushed in this time around.

> Ivan's secret admirer: Reveal why you are after him in the first place if quadrants have nothing to do with it.

[Hatta]

>There's only one thing to do...

> Ivan: Jump into the pit before you get pushed in this time around.

You jump in- It isn't as deep as you'd think it would be. The friendly lady scuffles to the other side of the crevice.

> Ivan's secret admirer: Reveal why you are after him in the first place if quadrants have nothing to do with it.

You see, there is justice to be had.

There is a murderer on the run- everyone is a suspect until you have caught the criminal! You have got to catch him.

It's only fair.

[The Mather1]

>Ivan: Say hello to the friendly lady.

Also did her Leo symbol just flip turnways?

[Cresent]

> Ivan: ask the friendly lady the same questions you asked from the scary pink lady who stabbed you... in friendly manner this time.

> Ivan's secret admirer: So, who was murdered? And why did you steal that crayon?

[flyingUnicorn]

>ISA(Ivan's Secret Admirer): Explain why you stole Ivan's crayon, shouldn't you be put in jail for that?

[hero122]

>Ivan: Wave hello, also apologize for stepping on her face :X

[Jetroid]

>Ivan: Fall in love.

[Cresent]

>Ivan: Fall in love.

As attendum to this...

> Disciple: Hug the adorable alien boy tightly and become his mother figure

[Hatta]

Did her Leo symbol just flip turnways?

It seems she has been... SPRITE-FLIPPED.

>Ivan: Say hello to the friendly lady.

>Ivan: Wave hello, also apologize for stepping on her face :X

Anyway, you say hello and apologize for stepping on her lovely face. Er- you mean just her face. Her gorgeous, sobbing face.

> Ivan: ask the friendly lady the same questions you asked from the scary pink lady who stabbed you... in friendly manner this time.

You ask her the same questions from the scary pink lady- Where are we, who are you, what's going on, all the likes.

She doesn't say much, she actually looks quite petrified, like if she was frightened of your presence. After a little bit, however, she tells you her name is Catmint.

She looks gentle, kind, and friendly. She's sweet, and has a wild grace about her that you really like. It's as if...

>Ivan: Fall in love.

You two were meant to be.

> Disciple: Hug the adorable alien boy tightly and become his mother figure

She absconds.

> Ivan's secret admirer: So, who was murdered? And why did you steal that crayon?

>ISA(Ivan's Secret Admirer): Explain why you stole Ivan's crayon, shouldn't you be put in jail for that?

Wouldn't you like to know?

[The Mather1]

>Catmint: Exposit.

[MistPower101]

Ivan: Follow Catmint

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[Hatta]

I'm interrupting your irregularly scheduled update to inform you that the mirror is now completely up to date! You can now read this adventure from start to finish all in the classic MSPA format! (Just click the big flashing 'mirror' image above!) This also counts as my formal apology for my terrible irregular updates to this adventure- I've lost all kinds of readers to this, so I got to thank those who've somehow kept up with me for so long. This adventure is getting somewhere, I swear on it.

In other news, I've finally gotten around to posting up my little banner list if anyone wants em-

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Thanks again, everyone, for reading, and a proper update will come soon! (probably tomorrow)

[Askia]

Ivan: enter stealth mode!

[bunnie1004]

>Ivan: Don't follow Catmint. Explore without her.

[Jetroid]

>Ivan: Follow Catmint. YOU WERE MEANT TO BE.

[Cresent]

> Catmint: Actually try to lead the strange alien kid somewhere

> Ivan: Follow Catmint

> Ivan's secret admirer: Follow Ivan

[Jackie]

> Find a way out of the ravine.

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Adventure: Gain 1 Reader

[Anzkji]

> Wonder why this hasn't updated since August
+1 Reader, if this is alive! Tis' Awesome to have a homestuck-ish adventure that's rather Jailbreak Style.

[Hatta]

>Catmint: Exposit.

Ivan: enter stealth mode!

Ivan: Follow Catmint

>Ivan: Follow Catmint. YOU WERE MEANT TO BE.

> Catmint: Actually try to lead the strange alien kid somewhere

> Ivan: Follow Catmint

You are now Catmint.

Rather, you are now NEPETA LEIJON.

And you have no idea how that little fucker caught up with you.








He's been at this killing game for a long time now. You are sure that you, Terezi, Feferi, and Aradia are the only ones left.

Not that it matters.

The only thing that matters is you don't want to die.

YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE.

YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE.

YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO DIE.

You've seen what happened to your friends when they tried to stand up to this guy.









Even now you absolutely refuse to enter their rooms. Rooms. Ha, more like BLATANT PRISON CELLS. It's all his fault. IT'S ALL HIS FAULT! You'll never seem your friends again- it's all over. You should have listened. You didn't even listen when their mutilated bodies were being altered for his sick amusement.

You'll never forget.










There's no way you COULD forget. The screaming- the bloodshed, the living in constant terror. You tried to keep Karkat safe, at least. You failed. According to Aradia, his limbs were spread all over the place, and Terezi has been collecting them one by one.

She just recently acquired his index finger.









Haha, but it doesn't matter anymore, does it? You all have lost. You all lost to one sick, rampaging, clown. There's nothing left. Aradia and Feferi were supposed to be taking him down, but it's obvious that they failed. You're probably even the last one left. You wish you could say goodbye to Karkat before you left, you are sure Terezi wouldn't mind.

You know, if Terezi was back to being sane.

She was the first to snap under the pressure.

> Ivan's secret admirer: Follow Ivan

You are now TEREZI PYROPE.

Somewhere relatively near by, you hear light echoing screams. You can't hear as well as you used to anymore, but you could recognize Nepeta's tone of voice anywhere. You crawl towards the direction of the screams, and you can faintly hear Nepeta run underneath you. You scowl, but there's nothing you can do, since your legs have just recently been chewed off.

You can't even grip yourself onto the floor and drag yourself around, since you only have one hand.









You hear faintly an extremely high pitched, pained, scream. Then it just cuts off short with a faint thud.

You exhale slowly and just lie back down on the ground, eyes glossing over.

No reason to try anymore.









It was simply a fight you could never win.

>Ivan: Don't follow Catmint. Explore without her.

Even if you wanted to keep following her, she suddenly disappeared as she turned the corner. Strange. You ignore it though, and look around you. It seems like it goes on forever, no matter which way you look. Like if it was a straight crevice slicing through the middle of.. wherever you are. You don't like it. You try to ward off the caged feeling in your gut, and you hold onto Cheesey for comfort.

The air smells like apples.

> Find a way out of the ravine.

You look up.








A young troll stands alone in her room. Today, unlike most days, is the day in which all of her friends die. Although it's only been thirteen years since she has been given life, only today it will all be taken away from her.








She will have to kill the last of them.








The boy stands alone in the ravine. He stands firm, holding his ground as the earth shakes around him.

Everything crumbles, and he's alarmed.

He watches a pebble roll across his feet.

As a sound fills his ears, screeching at an atrocious volume.

The pebble stops, and then.

He could see no more.

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> Wonder why this hasn't updated since August

Well, because this isn't how I wanted to end the adventure, oops.

There were many, many rooms that were still going to be unlocked, and whatnot. But.. I dropped this adventure a long while ago, because I lost interest in it. I actually wrote up a completely different adventure- and I will start that in a few months. The big reason I couldn't finish this is I did not prepare for it as much as I know now that I had to do, but..

I left it, thinking I'd pick back up on it, but I realized I wasn't going to. (hense the rough and abrupt ending!) I hope you guys can forgive me.

Whoever is reading this now, thank you for reading Honkstuck! Really!

I hope you aren't too completely confused at the ending. I wish I could have explained more of what was happening, but.. ahahha. I'm leaving it as it is, and hope that your imagination can fill in the blanks.

Thanks again!

(piss how do you even switch this comp. adventures)









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