DENLOCKED: A Sfurbian Adventure [DEAD]

[DJPantheris]

Zaffa: Use your super-powerful-lookin-computer-terminal-esque-thing to look for some new tunes! There has to be new music out there somewhere!

Reiterating my last command.

[Rewilen]

WoW, radical image for an hiatus! Is that the drawing of the poster next to the computer?

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Nope. It's something else entirely! Which reminds me, its time for an update dump soon seeing that its been nearly a month since the last update at all. Keeping on top of a group like this is pretty hard work. Lots of "that doesn't work" "no dont do that" "that design needs tweaking" going on. Also it was Christmas and then everyone got lazy.

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Yes i'm updating just this once to get things rolling again.

Zaffa: Get on with it!




Woah, woah. Slow down now. We have all the time in the world. Its not like the world's going to end anytime soon.


Zaffa: Examine B&W poster next to the COMPUTER.




Oh, that's just one of your safety reminders. Not that you need reminding.
Actually you don't even take that advice, you eat wherever you damn want.
Just like that guy. You took that away from him and he'd go beserk for sure.

[Rewilen]

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More updates, hooooooooo! Also the art style is currently suffering from schizophrenia, yes.

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Homestuck-esque, NKK-style, Rew-style, Wess-style etc etc. We have a few artists doing this.

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Oh goodie, that insufferable Douchebag is bothering you again. You completely forgot about him for a second.
Better go see what in the hell he wants now.


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-- incendiaryDraconian [ID] began pouncing labtechTransfiguration [LT] at 20:20 --

ID: Heya!
ID: Zaffa?
ID: You there?
ID: Hello?
ID: Please respond.
ID: Zaffa...
ID: Answer me!
ID: Fine. Do your Stupid science stuff.

-- incendiaryDraconian [ID] ceased pouncing labtechTransfiguration [LT] at 20:28 --

As expected, you don't respond to him for a few minutes and he wails on you like a clingy schoolgirl.
Well, it could honestly be worse. At least he's not... Nevermind.

[Crazy-8]

>Go do something else to buy time

[SonicLover]

>Sort through that mess of Post-its on your screen. Read each one.

[Iquer Zyzyx]

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Whoa! Nice screencap!

And the programs, omg, I want that game, the one involving pirates, and sapce, and zombies, and science...

Did you just created a whole new layout fur Pesterchum? Awesome! :O

I still don't know how to deal with that issue in our session... XDD

btw, shouldn't labtechTransfiguration also be in the chumlist? or is it a pounceGreet particularity?

> absentmindedThinker seems chummy... Pounce this fur!

[Zaffa]

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labtechTransfiguration is Zaffa's handle- Since he's the user, he doesn't show up in the list. As for the layout, it's a custom skin put together by someone who has regrettably left the team, though they let us use the contributions they made before they left.

[Wessolf27]

Zaffa: Notice reminder from N477-y, it looks pretty important.

[martia]

> Go shopping.

[spasticGamer]

> Open Prometheus and check on your favorite forum adventure.

[Rewilen]

Zaffa: Notice reminder from N477-y, it looks pretty important.



WHOA WOAH WAOH. IT DID WHAT NOW?
Repairs? Total bullshit. It's perfectly fine in there when you ignore the scraps of failed experiments lay strewn across pretty much everywhere.
And so what if one of the support pillars is half-melted?
It's still perfectly safe! As long as you work around the piles of slag you'll be fine.
Okay yeah that place is TOTALLED.

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Aw snap Pesterchum broke. We'll have some more logs up eventually and we can hopefully introduce some more characters in due time. In due time.

[Bohandas]

>Show FAILED EXPERIMENTS in robotics lab

(I recommend a corrupted Cat Puns Purrsonality Core being one of them)

[DJPantheris]

>Show reason for repairs

AKA

>Show FAILED EXPERIMENTS in robotics lab

seconded

DJP: Be the bot assigned to clean up this mess... As punishment for turning up the volume too loud on your SICK AWESOME TECHNO BEATS that gave you a NOISE VIOLATION.

[Rewilen]

Show FAILED EXPERIMENTS in robotics lab



You don't like to think about it. It clouds your mind.
Most of the time experiments with robotics don't go so well.
They tend to be unruly even when they do work.
After this, you put them through a few trials. Which all fail. All of the ones that work that is.
But most of the time they just explode.
You suck at robotics.

[DJPantheris]

> Maybe have one that actually SURVIVED the testing? Well, after you fixed him that is.

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Thanks for allowing me to at least have a cameo appearance, there, Rewilen. Though, I wanted to give the poor cat at least a little good luck. And maybe he had someone help him on that one project to fix his one robot that DID actually show some promise. (I saw that... "AHHH ME EYE!!!!" XD)

[Crazy-8]

>N477Y: Burst through the door and yell at Zaffark for having too many flashbacks.

[Wessolf27]

>Zaffa: Isn't there someplace you need to go right now?

[Bohandas]

I love that last picture!

[PinkMawile]

> Get a pounce from your strange, slightly scary friend who has a human fetish.

[Bohandas]

> Get a pounce from your strange, slightly scary friend who has a human fetish.

Seconded!

[Rewilen]

Get a pounce from your strange, slightly scary friend who has a human fetish.




Yeah. You don't... Have any friends like that.
what the fuck is a human
Musn't get distracted.
You proceed to get distracted for several more minutes.

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-- labtechTransfiguration [LT] began pouncing incendiaryDraconian [ID] at 21:04 --

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LT: Hey waht did you want
ID: The garden was on fire.
LT: Well cuoldn't you handle it?
ID: Yeah.
ID: But it's your garden.
LT: OUR gadren
LT: Besides I was busy
LT: You know, with sceince
ID: You just Didn't feel like dealing with me.
LT: I was sciencing you know not to distrub me when I'm sciencing
ID: Well how the hell Am I supposed to Know when you are sciencing?
LT: I'm always sceincing
ID: Even Now?
LT: Yes when I’m not typign I'm busy mixing dangerous chemicals and hoping I don't turn into a lemur or some siht
LT: Is that all?
ID: The garden needs to be fixed.
LT: I'll get some maintenacne bots on it
ID: And you'll need to replant... well... everything.
ID: I did say the garden Was on fire.
LT: You put it out, rihgt?
ID: Was as in there was no fuel left for the fire to burn.
LT: ...
LT: Dammit tehre was valuable research in there
ID: I did try to tell you.
LT: Gonna have to start the incendio-blossom project from the gruond up
LT: Ugh oh well I'll put some bots on cleanup duty
LT: Tahnks for telling me.
ID: You sure making fire flowers are a good idea?
LT: Don't question my methods
LT: Anyway, that's everything yuo wanted to talk about?
ID: If they light your tail on fire, I'm gonna laugh.
LT: ...
LT: Welp that's everything goodbye

-- labtechTransfiguration [LT] ceased pouncing incendiaryDraconian [ID] at 21:15 --



-- bifurcatedInsomniac [BI] began pouncing labtechTransfiguration [LT] at 21:23 --

BI: hey‼ hey, zaffa‼ :3
LT: Oh waht hi
BI: how are you??
LT: Pretty good I geuss
BI: cool‼ oh, oh, i heard a thingks
LT: Really now
BI: yeah‼
LT: And waht pray tell did you hear?
BI: okay so like um i remembered that super duper special secret project youre doingks
BI: and i heard youre almost done‼
BI: can you tell me what it is now??
BI: ive been good‼
LT: Nope, I'm keepign it secret right up to the end
BI: but whyyyyyyy??
LT: It's more fun that way
BI: i bet its really cool‼
LT: It is, I suppose
BI: like, um... a gun that shoots blueberries‼
BI: or a giant mecha‼
BI: orrrrr
BI: um
BI: pressurized salt??
LT: ...pressrized salt
BI: oh‼ maybe its a game that messes with reality‼ thatd be cool‼ :3
LT: Haha I wish
LT: No no it's something, um, better
BI: okay then‼
BI: i cant wait, krrrr~‼
LT: You can never wait BI
BI: so??
BI: everythingks is so excitingks‼
BI: of course i cant wait‼
LT: Ha
LT: Well I shuold probably actually get back to that
BI: okay‼
BI: have fun‼
LT: Bye

-- labtechTransfiguration [LT] ceased pouncing bifurcatedInsomniac [BI] at 21:29 –

[Disva]

>Mix volatile chemicals and hope you don't become a lemur

[Iquer Zyzyx]

> Zaffa: Get back to that.

[Eagle0600]

> Zaffa: You should probably go do more SCIENCE then.

[Rewilen]

Get back to that.





You’re pretty much already done, actually!
All that’s left is to get everyone together so you can show it o-
AUGH WHAT THE FUCK