Welcome to Jurrasi- I mean Lusus-Monster Park

[Holly]

I just want to sigquote all of this...

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Lord English - The Pimp of Time

I was thinking more the of

No, wait. How many syllables is ?

1025.

I think you mean .

That's exactly what I said.

No, I am quite sure you said , when it's actually pronounced

Oh yeah, they really sound alike.

Seriously? I am sharing a thread with IDIOTS. Its pronounced

Actually I'm pretty sure it's pronounced . The r is silent.

I'm pretty sure there's a Q' in there somewhere???

Actually I'm pretty sure it's pronounced . The r is silent.

You mean the ?

And GENTLEMEN/LADIES! Were none of you taught proper pronunciation in English class? The in is a non-rhotic r, and the is also silent. Now, repeat after me:

Well, that depends on your accent.

[Crav]

Andrew, if the next page depicts a swarm of Tinkerbulls being horribly killed, I'm going to be sad.

[whiteClock]

Andrew, if the next page depicts a swarm of Tinkerbulls being horribly killed, I'm going to be sad.

Shhh, don't encourage him.

[Yrr]

Andrew, if the next page depicts a swarm of Tinkerbulls being horribly killed, I'm going to be sad.

goatdad lands on them

[mysteriousOutsider]

Jake and Goatdad put aside their differences to become the greatest Tinkerbull extermination team the world has ever known.

[P_equals_NP]

jake is the stupid light thingy to goatdad's anglerfish

[Kidror]

Andrew, if the next page depicts a swarm of Tinkerbulls being horribly killed, I'm going to be sad.

and I'm going to laugh because that would be the funniest thing ever.

[Psiberpunk]

It is like a gangbang of d'awwww.

[rufuslynx]

So....

From what we heard of the troll ancestors, they failed to create a new universe in their session because they weren't strong enough. Lord English put luseses on their planet to toughen them up. Maybe Lord English decided that the Kids in the pre-Scratch session were too competent (they ALL ascended), so he filled Earth with friendly and tame luseses to kill off all of the native predators and make the players grow up weaker.

We don't know that Lord English/Doc Scratch are responsible for the lususes. I assumed they were just a part of troll culture regardless of evil influence. I was just about to post about how these might be lususes from A1.
... now this is that post.

[Cauchemar]

The lusus could be spawned by Echidna. Her title is "the mother of all monsters".

I just thought... if Goatdad's can move around on land so well, then Gamzee's didn't actually have any excuse. He really was just a bad dad.

It really is sad what a kid can get into when they don't have a strong parental figure.

Don't forget these lusus are a little different. Crabdad was WAY tinier and he didn't have a tail.

[Holly]

You guys are crazy.

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While we're talking about unpronouncable symbol titles...

Karkat is the �� of (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
John is the �� of ��
Nepeta is the �� of ��
Dave is the �� of ��

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ is now pronounced blood. Forever.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ y hell, I did not know that.

WOULD YOU SPILL THE (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ OF YOUR BROTHERS?

"So what's your (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ type? We need to know for the tranfusion."

"AB positive."

"I see." *(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻*

YOUR (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES....

I vant to suck your (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻!

I have unhealthy (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ pressure.

Donate (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ to your local red cross.

I fell over a table and the wound drew (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.

vine (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.
YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

no.
vein (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.
YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

there you go

And that's just from page 88.

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EDIT: And here's page 89:

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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

oh my god, you guys, you're conjugating that wrong

Apologies. The enemy had (㇃°□°）㇃ ┳━┳, but then he was (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ied, so he will soon be ┻━┻y.

You mad?

too much heat.... It's just a discussion.

The war has started; (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ has been drawn.

The (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ of our fellow forumites has been spilled, the peace of being (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ brothers with one another, destroyed...

Killerlamb, I'm conjugating (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ wrong!? NOOO! /feelsbadman ;-;

yes, obviously
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻, contrary to popular belief, is not actually of Latin origin. it was derived from the Greek word ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

So, in this tense, it's actually (╯°ヮ°）╯︵*･゜ﾟ･*?

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The (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ of our fellow forumites has been spilled, the peace of being (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ brothers with one another, destroyed...

Killerlamb, I'm conjugating (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ wrong!? NOOO! /feelsbadman ;-;

yes, obviously
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻, contrary to popular belief, is not actually of Latin origin. it was derived from the Greek word ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

Are you sure the second one isnt Russian? Cause is Soviet Russia Table throws you.

the winner is you

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The (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ of our fellow forumites has been spilled, the peace of being (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ brothers with one another, destroyed...

Killerlamb, I'm conjugating (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ wrong!? NOOO! /feelsbadman ;-;

yes, obviously
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻, contrary to popular belief, is not actually of Latin origin. it was derived from the Greek word ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

But your forgetting that the Greek ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) is simply a transliteration of the original Hebrew (㇏ º _ º)㇏┬─┬

And what's all his talk about the Knight of (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻?
We need to talk more about the Thief of Ꙩꙮ or the Heir of_ ҉

[rufuslynx]

The lusus could be spawned by Echidna. Her title is "the mother of all monsters".

I just thought... if Goatdad's can move around on land so well, then Gamzee's didn't actually have any excuse. He really was just a bad dad.

It really is sad what a kid can get into when they don't have a strong parental figure.

Don't forget these lusus are a little different. Crabdad was WAY tinier and he didn't have a tail.

The first time I put any thought into the fact that the batterwitch isn't human, for some reason I assumed it would be Echidna. The idea of her being some version of the condesce still seems a little weird/absurd to me for some reason, even though the evidence seems to be pointing pretty hard in that direction. But I guess Echidna could have some connection/influence outside of the kids' session, given that she's going into the B2 incipisphere.

[Kidror]

Just a few more pages.then again we need to start a new thread while we're NOT with jake otherwise we'll get a similar thread name and that'll be annoying.I wanna see Lalonde or Bro.

[selfdestructive]

Awwwww. Those poor, adorable, incredibly doomed Tinkerbulls.

[Vanymstorm]

... Damnit, I missed all the good stuff again.

[kmsumrall]

Much like John Cusak, horrible tinkerbull death is a universal contact.

[Greyscale]

I kind of want to see a Mother Grub sort of fly in, and headbutt Goatdad in the approximate groin area.

[symbolsWriter]

yes, obviously
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻, contrary to popular belief, is not actually of Latin origin. it was derived from the Greek word ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

Are you sure the second one isnt Russian? Cause is Soviet Russia Table throws you.

┬─┬︵ \(.□.\）
Am I doing it right?

[Holly]

Consider yourself a part of the collection, sW.

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While we're talking about unpronouncable symbol titles...

Karkat is the �� of (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
John is the �� of ��
Nepeta is the �� of ��
Dave is the �� of ��

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ is now pronounced blood. Forever.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ y hell, I did not know that.

WOULD YOU SPILL THE (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ OF YOUR BROTHERS?

"So what's your (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ type? We need to know for the tranfusion."

"AB positive."

"I see." *(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻*

YOUR (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES....

I vant to suck your (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻!

I have unhealthy (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ pressure.

Donate (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ to your local red cross.

I fell over a table and the wound drew (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.

vine (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.
YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

no.
vein (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.
YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

there you go

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

oh my god, you guys, you're conjugating that wrong

Apologies. The enemy had (㇃°□°）㇃ ┳━┳, but then he was (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ied, so he will soon be ┻━┻y.

You mad?

too much heat.... It's just a discussion.

The war has started; (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ has been drawn.

The (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ of our fellow forumites has been spilled, the peace of being (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ brothers with one another, destroyed...

Killerlamb, I'm conjugating (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ wrong!? NOOO! /feelsbadman ;-;

yes, obviously
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻, contrary to popular belief, is not actually of Latin origin. it was derived from the Greek word ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

So, in this tense, it's actually (╯°ヮ°）╯︵*･゜ﾟ･*?

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The (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ of our fellow forumites has been spilled, the peace of being (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ brothers with one another, destroyed...

Killerlamb, I'm conjugating (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ wrong!? NOOO! /feelsbadman ;-;

yes, obviously
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻, contrary to popular belief, is not actually of Latin origin. it was derived from the Greek word ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

Are you sure the second one isnt Russian? Cause is Soviet Russia Table throws you.

┬─┬︵ \(.□.\）
Am I doing it right?

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The (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ of our fellow forumites has been spilled, the peace of being (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ brothers with one another, destroyed...

Killerlamb, I'm conjugating (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ wrong!? NOOO! /feelsbadman ;-;

yes, obviously
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻, contrary to popular belief, is not actually of Latin origin. it was derived from the Greek word ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

But your forgetting that the Greek ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) is simply a transliteration of the original Hebrew (㇏ º _ º)㇏┬─┬

And what's all his talk about the Knight of (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻?
We need to talk more about the Thief of Ꙩꙮ or the Heir of_ ҉

[Kidror]

I kind of want to see a Mother Grub sort of fly in, and headbutt Goatdad in the approximate groin area.

That would be awesome along with Pyralsprite picking up and eating a spidermum or tiny little spidermums oh that would be cute that or little glub glubs.

[Cerelan]

I just burst out laughing at that update. Soooo cute and funny.

Is it bad that when I first saw the page I thought immediately that the tinker bulls will pacify the goat dad in a PBJ gesture?
Oh well.

[Steino]

The Tinkerbulls are from a doomed timeline. Fact.

[Kuyan J]

Do you think the Demoness and Crocker might be the spot white and the red balls from billiards?

We know the Handmaid, after slavery to Scratch, will come to answer directly to English. So far as I know, the only ball other than the cue ball a pool cue is ever supposed to touch in a game is the spot white. On the other hand, the Demoness doesn't seem to use white as her colour at all.

So far as we know, the Demoness and Crocker might never have interacted with members of the felt other than each other, Scratch, and English. The red ball and spot white are used in a game along with each other, the cue and the white, but not with the numbered balls.

And the Condesce used to wear purple, but seems to have changed to using red after she joined the Felt.

[Terrorfied]

Holy crap, those Fairy Bulls are incredibly vicious!
And for some reason, I think the sea-goat would end up eating them!

Oh, and sorry about the double-post :I

[enduringstone]

maybe the tinkerbulls will band together and fly jake to safety.

psssshahahahahaha