Your name is KANAYA MARYAM and this is your ROOM. Haha. Just kidding. This will never be your room. Just because your MOTHER, Virginia. M. Grubb, sent you to this academy doesn't mean you'll ever really consider it your home, especially when the walls aren't plastered with your various INTERESTS. You mother would insist she just wants the best education for you, but you know better. She just doesn't want you around boys. She has this whole obsession with CHASTITY that you don't much care for. It's no coincidence she sent you to an all girl's school.
Hello and welcome! HeartStuck
is an alternate universe adventure of Homestuck, designed as a parody (or perhaps a shrine) to a genre of cheesy anime games called Dating Sims. Suggestions are always more than welcome, so when you get caught up feel free to post your own commands!
If you're reading HeartStuck for the first time, there are two main ways to do it. You can read the threads (which have bonus art, fanart, fanmusic, discussion, and are generally easy to navigate), or you can read the mirror (which is in a more convenient, mspa-like format).
Both options are included under the spoiler below!
You could spend some time to make this dreadfully plain room into something worthy of an aspiring fashion designer such as yourself, but right now you have the more important task of walking to the principal's office. You've already met him with your mother, of course, but he takes it upon himself to greet every transfer student personally. Especially one as much "potential" as yourself. PRINCIPAL SCRATCH is a benevolent educator indeed.
But wait! What's this?
It seems that you are too stupid do do much of anything right now! Your STATS haven't been assigned?
Luckily, you have 21 STAT points on hand, with 3 different STATs to spend them in.