HeartStuck (Still PG, Sorry)

[ArmsAreLoud]

Well last night he (or is it she? the writer really confused me with the "they told me to write what I know so I wrote lesbians" bit) said s/he was working on an update and didn't actually update until the morning after.

Stay calm and be patient, bro.

[Aranfan]

Yeah, I'm just anxious for a Homestuck fix considering the goings on in the actual Homestuck comic. I can't wait for Hussie to update, and I really shouldn't take it out on the fanadventure authors.

[lovecraftianParadox]

> Kanaya: Inform terezi that demands are generally made under the implicit understanding that they are compensation for a threat not being carried out.
> Kanaya: Use your own high INTELLIGENCE to call her bluff.

Terezi scowls, but she's unable to contrive a retort quickly enough.

> Kanaya: Inform her that you will not recognize her authority until she has proven worthy of it through a demonstration of moral fibre.Then walk up to vriska, take her hands, and say "My deepest condolences that you have such an ill mannered friend. If you ever wish to spend time in more civilized company, feel free to contact me." Then just go eat lunch.

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Vriska: Ugh, who do you think you are!? You don't talk to the school prefect like that!

Vriska: And don't you dare pity me you stupid f-fucking... loser! You are soooooooo gonna pay for ever talking back at a-

Terezi: I think I'll be going now. I suddenly have a lack of appetite.

Vriska: What? Fine, whatever, let's go. I was getting sick of this puta anyway.

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Terezi: Oh no! By no means should you feel compelled to escort some corrupt prefect with such ill manners.

Terezi: What makes you think I want you following me like a tail in the first place? No one likes a spider on their back.

Vriska: Okay, geeze! Leave then! Bye! Bluh.

You sit down to have lunch, and Jade (somewhat reluctantly) follows after you. Somewhere in the background, you hear Vriska hissing and spitting vague insults at unfortunate passerbies. She has the decent sense to leave before she embarrasses herself further, thankfully.


Good god this crème brûlée is delicious.

But it seems you aren't quite finished being interrupted.

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Aradia: May I sit here?

[Icosahedron]

> Kanaya: Respond in the affirmative. Then check your Karma meter.

[Dario EON]

>Kanaya: Be 0kay with it.

[Daniel990]

>Kanaya: "Yes".

[ArmsAreLoud]

Kanaya: Accept

History Teacher: Record this incredible incident in school history in which a student is actually capable of getting Aradia to open up to her.

It shall go down in the records as the Vast What.

[ShadowOfFate]

Kanaya: Accept

History Teacher: Record this incredible incident in school history in which a student is actually capable of getting Aradia to open up to her.

It shall go down in the records as the Vast What.

Everyone: What.

[SpearmePlease]

>Of course.

>Also, feel a little guilty for breaking up their friendship. Only a little though. You aren't convinced this isn't all an act.

Also...

>Terezi: Please please please please don't turn out to just be a complete bitch that would just RUIN this adventure for me. ._.

[lovecraftianParadox]

>Terezi: Please please please please don't turn out to just be a complete bitch that would just RUIN this adventure for me. ._.

It certainly comes off that way, doesn't it! It's supposed to.
I really want to tell you that things are going to get better, but that largely depends on the suggestions I get. So keep making suggestions to interact with the Scourge Sisters and you'll definitely be seeing a different side of them soon!

This is probably getting kind of spoilerish but I don't want to ruin the adventure for anyone. :c So I hope this gives you something to be optimistic about!

[ArmsAreLoud]

Arms: Resist urge to make joke about how one can read Homestuck if Terezi being a huge bitch ruins adventures for you

You fail to resist the urge.

Also can we be people that are not Kanaya? Because if so...

Vriska: SEEEEEEEETHE. And also exposit on that tragedy with your mother in the third grade. We are all quite curious!

[Varkarrus]

Kanaya: Actually, I'm not okay with it.

[lostWanderer]

Kanaya: Actually, I'm not okay with it.

Because the table you're currently at would be a bit cramped with four people at it. Fortunately, a larger one nearby was just recently and suddenly vacated, and there would be plenty of room there for all four of you.

[harmoniousExtremes]

>Kanaya: Make it clear to the girl that you do not appreciate her earlier rudeness, but nevertheless, a gracious and charming young lady such as yourself wouldn't turn someone away without giving them a second chance, so you of course should tell her that you don't mind if she sits down.

[reignonyourparade]

Kanaya: Actually, I'm not okay with it.

Because the table you're currently at would be a bit cramped with four people at it. Fortunately, a larger one nearby was just recently and suddenly vacated, and there would be plenty of room there for all four of you.

But make sure to include that perfect pause. Just enough time for her to almost be done registering it.

[Ario]

Kanaya:
Say yes.
She needs a friend, badly.

[SpearmePlease]

>Kanaya: Make it clear to the girl that you do not appreciate her earlier rudeness, but nevertheless, a gracious and charming young lady such as yourself wouldn't turn someone away without giving them a second chance, so you of course should tell her that you don't mind if she sits down.

>Second this.

[Aranfan]

>Kanaya: Make it clear to the girl that you do not appreciate her earlier rudeness, but nevertheless, a gracious and charming young lady such as yourself wouldn't turn someone away without giving them a second chance, so you of course should tell her that you don't mind if she sits down.

>Second this.

Thirding

[Phynicxs]

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I also noticed jade seemed to be swearing a lot, Maybe she got it from a certain guy, One with candy red blo- Well I guess they all do now but still.

[The Mather1]

Kanaya: Actually, I'm not okay with it.

Because the table you're currently at would be a bit cramped with four people at it. Fortunately, a larger one nearby was just recently and suddenly vacated, and there would be plenty of room there for all four of you.

But make sure to include that perfect pause. Just enough time for her to almost be done registering it.

Also remember to flash a smile as you add the second sentence.

Damn, you're using tinypic now? I missed most of the pictures because of their damn weird packaging and its incompatibility with some network cards.
Luckily only one of my computers has one of those.

[OrangeAipom]

Kanaya: Actually, I'm not okay with it.

Because the table you're currently at would be a bit cramped with four people at it. Fortunately, a larger one nearby was just recently and suddenly vacated, and there would be plenty of room there for all four of you.

But make sure to include that perfect pause. Just enough time for her to almost be done registering it.

Also remember to flash a smile as you add the second sentence.

Uh, I can't improve on this but I like it.

[Archaeopteryx]

Kanaya: Actually, I'm not okay with it.

Because the table you're currently at would be a bit cramped with four people at it. Fortunately, a larger one nearby was just recently and suddenly vacated, and there would be plenty of room there for all four of you.

But make sure to include that perfect pause. Just enough time for her to almost be done registering it.

Also remember to flash a smile as you add the second sentence.

All these commands should happen. Agreeing with Aipom, I don't think we can turn on the smooth any harder than we already have with this.

[The Mather1]

Uh, I can't improve on this but I like it.

All these commands should happen. Agreeing with Aipom, I don't think we can turn on the smooth any harder than we already have with this.

Damn, who'd have thought two secondings were all that was needed to plaster a permanent grin on my face? I can't seem to get rid of it.

[Ouroboros]

> Just allow her to join you without any snarkiness

[Ario]

Kanaya: Actually, I'm not okay with it.

Because the table you're currently at would be a bit cramped with four people at it. Fortunately, a larger one nearby was just recently and suddenly vacated, and there would be plenty of room there for all four of you.

But make sure to include that perfect pause. Just enough time for her to almost be done registering it.

Also remember to flash a smile as you add the second sentence.

All these commands should happen. Agreeing with Aipom, I don't think we can turn on the smooth any harder than we already have with this.

Agreed.
This is smoother than Doctor S. Kracht right here.