HeartStuck (Still PG, Sorry)

[Book The Hero]

+1 reader.

At first I thought I wouldn't be able to get into this, but after the first post, I quickly had a change of heart.

[lovecraftianParadox]

haha, apparently a lot of people misjudged by the title?
I'm glad I didn't go with "Kawaii Sugar" like I had originally planned.

still working on update.

edit: I'm joking.

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It was originally going to be desu desu sakura blossom adventures SORRY JOKING AGAIN

[Daniel990]

Yeah, I avoided it for a while because I didn't like the title, but then I decided to check it because a lot of people were posting on it.

[harmoniousExtremes]

I found it in someone's status and just sorta clicked. XD No avoidance here!

[Wade Wilson]

+1 reader. This is great so far, and has good art. This is something I shall be looking forward to reading.

> Kanaya: Wave to the the other girls and talk to Jade and Nepeta.

[ArmsAreLoud]

I clicked on it in my continuous quest for more lesbians and found that it was actually pretty good in general

I probably would have clicked away without reading it if the art wasn't so good to be honest.

[harmoniousExtremes]

I clicked on it in my continuous quest for more lesbians and found that it was actually pretty good in general

I probably would have clicked away without reading it if the art wasn't so good to be honest.

I should join you on this quest...

Of course, I'm also on a quest for ANY M/M interactions on a level higher than basic fanfiction. Mainly on principal.

[Book The Hero]

I clicked on it in my continuous quest for more lesbians and found that it was actually pretty good in general

I probably would have clicked away without reading it if the art wasn't so good to be honest.

I should join you on this quest...

Of course, I'm also on a quest for ANY M/M interactions on a level higher than basic fanfiction. Mainly on principal.

I actually prefer M/F, but I can deal with F/F and M/M as long as it's done well.

[harmoniousExtremes]

I clicked on it in my continuous quest for more lesbians and found that it was actually pretty good in general

I probably would have clicked away without reading it if the art wasn't so good to be honest.

I should join you on this quest...

Of course, I'm also on a quest for ANY M/M interactions on a level higher than basic fanfiction. Mainly on principal.

I actually prefer M/F, but I can deal with F/F and M/M as long as it's done well.

It's not a matter of preference... it's a matter of actually FINDING it done well. There's a satisfaction to people dealing with it maturely that only adds to a good story, and can salvage a mediocre one. Tendencies toward bisexuality help but most male characters aren't my type anyway so only slightly.

[cautiousCapricorn]

From the Title I originally thought of an Alt timeline where Nepeta tries to make all her ships come true.

[ArmsAreLoud]

How exactly does one deal with romance in fanfiction maturely

The role of the odd pair is to be unique and hilarious, if you aren't crack shipping for the laughs you probably need to rethink some things.

[harmoniousExtremes]

Why on earth would I want to settle for a cheap laugh though?

[ArmsAreLoud]

If you consider the kind of hilarity that can be obtained from proper crack shipping "cheap" then you really need to rethink some things.

[harmoniousExtremes]

Yeah... not going to get in an argument over it in-thread.

[Roselalonde]

If you consider the kind of hilarity that can be obtained from proper crack shipping "cheap" then you really need to rethink some things.

You really need to stop saying the same thing over.

[OrangeAipom]

What crack?

[lovecraftianParadox]

> Kanaya: THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOORRRRINNNNGGGG! Lets throw in some robots and a magical girl and see what happens.
You can't be a magical girl! You only have 5 karma.


> Nepeta: Wonder vaguely why the one with the eyepatch doesn't get picked on for her lack of depth perception
You can't do this, because you're pretty sure she has gotten picked on for that!

It hasn't happened since then.

> Kanaya: ugh, what is with that pirate girls shirt. is it too much to expect some basic decorum and upkeep of your clothes? Resolve to get this girl a new shirt right after lunch
Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes. Maybe you can stop by the sewing club and make something yourself.


>Kanaya: Go say hello to your childhood friend Vriska.

You don't recall this random pirate girl ever being your childhood friend. And you certainly don't remember that incident in the third grade.

> Kanaya: Give the 81tch3s a coy wave, then ask Jade and Nepeta what electives they're enrolled in.
> Kanaya: Give them a greeting nod, there's no reason to be rude.
>Kanaya: Wave to mysterious girls, then ask Jade about them to decrease their MYSTERIOUSNESS ATTRIBUTE.
> Kanaya: Wave to the the other girls and talk to Jade and Nepeta.
> Kanaya: Do the coy-wave thing to the pit of festering evil behind you. Then take your place by your new friends and take Jades hand in a way that is absolutely platonic in every fashion and thank her again for carrying you to the principal's office... adding that you can't help but wonder what classes the both of them have.
Oh no! You didn't mean to leave anyone out.

You use CHARMING INTRODUCTION level 11 on them.

Terezi's INTELLIGENCE is to high to be charmed! However, it looks as though Vriska does not have that luxury.

You also use CHARMING GREETING level 9 on Jade and Nepeta, with and added expression of gratefulness for Jade's earlier assistance. Success!

>Kanaya: "What can you tell me about YOUR CLASSES"?

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Jade: I have world geography, botany, english, physics, calculus, robotics and art!
Nepeta: :3< World geo, art, english, algebra, hunter education, biology, and p.e!

>Kanaya: "What can you tell me about those MYSTERIOUS GIRLS"?

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Jade: I don't even know where to begin. Wait, yes I do! They're fuckasses.
Nepeta: :3< They've "arrested" Aradia. It's reeeeaaaaally, really dumb! There was this huge fiasco during middle school and they still haven't gotten over it.

Nepeta: :3< The one in the eyepatch is Vriska. She's a bully, to put it simply.

Nepeta: :3< Rose and Vriska kind of have this thing, I guess? I don't know too much about the "Princesses".
Jade: I'm not surprised! Rose is such a stuck-up loser fuckass snob loser.
Nepeta: :3< Terezi's the worst, though! She's really, really manipulative! But she always gets away with it because 'technically' the things she does aren't against the rules. They both call themselves SCOURGE SISTERS and act like they can own people. Now they're even scarring each other! But that's basically all I know, sorry.

Nepeta: :3< It was kind of bad that you caught their attention, but I think we can avoid anything troublesome happening. Just... don't talk to them again, okay?

Vriska: Helloooooooo? Right here, remember?

Terezi: Vriska, sh. It's rude to make fun of the mentally handicapped! After all, the new Greenie didn't know what she was doing.

Terezi: In fact, I think we should keep her! She'd almost look cute with a nice libra shaped scar right on her-

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Jade: You wanna try something, fuckass?

Terezi: Hmmmaybe! What are you going to do about it?

Jade: I'm gonna shoot you until you've got as many holes as swiss cheese, is what I'm going to do!

Terezi: Wow, that sounded like a threat. Didn't that sound like a threat?

Vriska: Sounded like it to me!

Terezi: Self defense is completely legal, isn't it?

Vriska: Pretty sure it is!

Terezi: Well then. Time to defend ourselves.

Nepeta: :3< Finally! I've always wanted to do something about you guys.

Vriska: Oooh no. Three against two isn't happening..This is going to be a fair, even match. Whoever comes out on top calls the shots, got it?

Nepeta: x(< ...Fine.

>Vriska and Jade: Have a sparring match.

Strife!

>Everybody in cafeteria: be stunned
Even the popular girls are paying attention now.
Your reputation is skyrocketing! The question is, how are you going to win this fight?

[Mibbs]

Kanaya: go for vriska, use FLATTERYTECH: FLIRTATIOUS COMPLIMENTS as a distaction

[Doomkiwi]

>Jade: be taken to the principles office for bringing firearms to school.... again. Zero tolerance young lady.

[harmoniousExtremes]

Use the greatest of your Charm-techs! Perhaps even integrate 'mishaps' with your expertly tailored outfit. You want them both too stunned to act at all.

Tasteful mishaps of course.

[Cerelan]

Jade: Back up your statement and shoot them! Swiss cheese is tasty and you've got a need for some now!

[reignonyourparade]

There's no reason to handicap yourself just because your opponents said it wasn't FAIR. Get nepeta in there, maybe terezi and vriska should consider the numbers next time if it's such a big deal. Besides, as a charmer you're perfectly capable of spotting such a basic attempt at MANIPULATION.

[harmoniousExtremes]

There's no reason to handicap yourself just because your opponents said it wasn't FAIR. Get nepeta in there, maybe terezi and vriska should consider the numbers next time if it's such a big deal. Besides, as a charmer you're perfectly capable of spotting such a basic attempt at MANIPULATION.

Also, this.

[Beelzebibble]

> Kanaya: Ask Jade politely to stand down. You didn't come here looking for a fight, and you don't want to see her get wounded on your behalf. If the scourge sisters still want to come at you even after Jade backs off and the "self defense" excuse evaporates, then it's time for business. But not before.

[harmoniousExtremes]

> Kanaya: Ask Jade politely to stand down. You didn't come here looking for a fight, and you don't want to see her get wounded on your behalf. If the scourge sisters still want to come at you even after Jade backs off and the "self defense" excuse evaporates, then it's time for business. But not before.

But before either of the other suggestions, this.

I really need to stop seconding suggestions now. O_O