You've been staring at the wall for quite a long time. How long, you aren't sure. Long enough for you to forget how long, that much is clear. Long enough for you to forget a lot of things. Perhaps even long enough for you to forget your name.
What is your name, by the way?
Hello, forum, and welcome to my first attempt at an adventure! Update frequency will vary based on three things, those being:
1. Number of available suggestions: Basically, don't expect an update if there's only one.
2. Workload: The degree to which real life is interfering. Currently LOW.
3. Level of preparedness: The number of unused art assets I have stored. Currently HIGH.
A few more notes:
This adventure is in grayscale because I am afraid of color.
Yes, his eyes are supposed to look like that.
I will attempt to update daily. I have no idea how successful I will be.
Please post suggestions. The story can't continue without them.
Don't loiter in the dark.
Have fun!
Last edited by gimpyAmateur; 01-28-2012 at 05:08 PM.
Re: Light (Alternate Title: A man, a machine and a very dark place.)
Originally Posted by Shailsnic
Gordon Thorwood
Gordon Thorwood? It sounds a bit familiar...
No, you are fairly certain that is not your name. A pity; he sounds like a much more interesting man than you. Not that you remember how interesting you are.
Originally Posted by Aranfan
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Pete Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
Wait, that's right! You are Gordon Johnson, though your friends call you "Gordie." At least, you're going to assume they do until you remember otherwise. You're also going to assume that you have friends and that these friends are currently alive.
That's just the kind of guy you assume you are.
Now, what to do first? So much darkness, so little time.
Re: Light (Alternate Title: A man, a machine and a very dark place.)
Originally Posted by Shailsnic
Feel around and see if there's a light switch or something similar
Yes, this is the thing you should do.
You feel the FRONT WALL, but it is just a WALL.
You feel the BACK WALL, but once again your fingers meet nothing but WALL.
You send your questing digits to the RIGHT, but there is nothing here except empty air.
You also feel to the LEFT for good measure. You again paw at the air.
You then briefly wonder why you did all that, as your personal LIGHT SPHEROID allowed you to see all the nothing you were touching anyway.
Originally Posted by Lazro
Poke DARKNESS.
You cannot poke the DARKNESS! Your LIGHT SPHEROID obliterates it before it enters your reach!
Originally Posted by Aranfan
>Cast magic missle at the darkness.
Oh man, you would cast so many MAGIC MISSILES right now if you remembered how to do that. However, you do not. As you just remembered your own name a few minutes ago, this is not a surprise.
Anyway, you should probably do something productive fairly soon. The lack of LIGHT in the room is making you a bit nervous.
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
Re: Light (Alternate Title: A man, a machine and a very dark place.)
Originally Posted by Aranfan
>Feel the wall to the right until you feel the big switch thing.
Feel the WALL to the RIGHT?
Okay, you can do that. Of course, you could just look at it with the aid of your LIGHT SPHEROID, but maybe you'll find a hidden switch or something. You walk to the right and oh look your bed is in the way.
But that's not a problem. You'll just stand on top of it.
You would feel the WALL, but you are too distracted by the fact that someone appears to have left a MESSAGE for you.
More to the point, someone appears to have scratched the MESSAGE into the CONCRETE of the WALL.
You are a little distressed by this.
Originally Posted by simon.clarkstone
> Enlarge light spheroid.
> Go left.
Enlarge your LIGHT SPHEROID?
Your LIGHT SPHEROID does not appear to work that way.
Originally Posted by SomeStupidWords
>Fail to be eaten by a grue.
Your failure is an astounding success.
Originally Posted by Airedar
> Clearly we must examine the large panel to the right.
> Punch the panel to establish dominance. But softly. Wouldn't want to break anything.
There is no panel to the right. Nothing but this MESSAGE.
Originally Posted by Lazro
Observe LIGHT SPHEROID.
You observe your LIGHT SPHEROID.
It's a LIGHT SPHEROID. Not as focused as a LIGHT CONE, but at least it also casts LIGHT behind your head.
Of course, that fact could never help you in any way whatsoever because you can't see behind your head.
Originally Posted by Shailsnic
Go further to the left and the right than you did before.
Well, this is as far RIGHT as the ROOM goes.
But you can go further LEFT.
How's this?
Originally Posted by simon.clarkstone
> Echolocation.
You cannot echolocate! But man, it sure would be awesome if you could, wouldn't it?
Boy, you sure gathered a lot of information just now! You feel a little better now that you know what the ROOM looks like.
What will you do with your newfound knowledge?
So I wake up, and there are sixseven suggestions waiting for me.
Can I just
Just sort of
Love you all?
Last edited by gimpyAmateur; 12-11-2011 at 11:18 AM.
Reason: POSTED TOO FAST, HURR DURR.
Re: Light (Alternate Title: A man, a machine and a very dark place.)
Okay, so there are a lot of buttons on the wall behind Gordon, a message scratched on the wall, and a large poster or panel or something on the wall behind Gordon, but on the other side of the room...
>Read the message on the wall.
Let's have fun with this, don't let me down now.
(Finally changed my freaking avatar.)
Not my adventures, but ones I'd like to advertise:
Re: Light (Alternate Title: A man, a machine and a very dark place.)
> Press switch-like things on the wall to your left.
> Reform light spheroid into light cone.
> Invent an absolute direction system; these relative directions are fragile.
There is no word of sufficient nuance and complexity to describe your relationship with it. I hereby commission SleepingOrange to devise one.
™ Slikutkilst ™
Originally Posted by Draykon
Andrew's policy of 'antialiasing is for squares'
Originally Posted by tynic
I do my best moderating drunk. Kind of a snippy bitch when sober, actually.
Originally Posted by Miff
Originally Posted by Mubbles
Originally Posted by willgame4food
I have a feeling I'll sound stupid saying this, but what is a jailed avatar? I've never heard of such a thing?
it's the avatar you get when you're jailed.
Honest-to-god, I thought that was KawaiiMelon's actual avatar.
Originally Posted by Ed
You're kidding, right? I mean it has all these memorable characters with tons of quirks, and they also use the internet. Also homestuck is different, it's not like everything else, it is very clever and also makes fun of things. Like shipping, by including ships in the comic, popular things like, twilight and pokemon. It's also very complex yet so simple, you just have to backtrack a lot to understand every minor detail, i also love getting hocked on a plot point and then just change perspective to another character who happens to know everything about everything and everyone else who talks to that character are like WUT?!? It also has it's own memes, because memes are the pinnacle of humor.
You're rude and ignorant, Ben.
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
They will be willing to do such a thing for free if you make your work fandom-friendly, as fandom-types will devote sicknasty amounts of time under the abstract pretense that they are becoming an integral pillar of the fandom as a whole. Such a thing will win them fandom points and credits, which are good at any participating FanCon booths for the value of one free art of equal or lesser value. 4f4]Now to work on a flash where I 4f4]zoom in, pan across and zoom out 4f4]of other artists' detailed drawings at five seconds a piece.
This is called crowudsourcking in the business world and it is the newest way marketing departments across the globe have found a way to cut costs while ceasing to do anything creative themselves whatsoever so they can do more coke
Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins
I, on the other hand, think that efficiency is more desirable than length. Any author can have a plot ebb out with enough updates simply by introducing more and more characters or foreshadowing and backshadowing and and having every single cause and effect chain together to make a gimmick clown alien seemingly essential to your plot because he made a plush toy appear with nebulous anger powers.
*Door opening*
W: Good God.
D: Mr Sherlock Holmes
SH: Welcome, Count Dracula.
*Dramatic music*
-- Sherlock Holmes v Dracula
Re: Light (Alternate Title: A man, a machine and a very dark place.)
Originally Posted by Shailsnic
Okay, so there are a lot of buttons on the wall behind Gordon, a message scratched on the wall, and a large poster or panel or something on the wall behind Gordon, but on the other side of the room...
>Read the message on the wall.
You already read it when you were on the RIGHT side of the room.
This is what it said.
Originally Posted by Aranfan
Look for big pull-switch on the BACK WALL.
There appears to be a BIG PULL-SWITCH on the BACK WALL.
Originally Posted by simon.clarkstone
> Press switch-like things on the wall to your left.
> Reform light spheroid into light cone.
> Invent an absolute direction system; these relative directions are fragile.
There is nothing on the LEFT WALL but the DOOR. And anyway, you just finished walking over here to find the BIG PULL-SWITCH! Can't you finish one thing before you start another?
Also, your LIGHT SPHEROID apparently does not work that way, and you already invented an absolute direction system:
Front
Back
Right
Left
Doesn't get much more absolute than that.
Good God that is a lot of pictures. I hope you guys don't mind how long these updates are.
You resolve to remember the name LESLIE for future purposes. You further resolve to add the name GORDON below it once you have acquired the proper ENGRAVING TOOLS.
Now, to handle that switch.
You are totally flipping that switch. You are doing it man. You're making this happen.