EB: karkat… where is karkat?
AG: huh? what do you want with that loser?
EB: i just… i need to find him
EB: you have to help me
AG: 8luh 8luh but he’s so 8ooooooooring.
AG: Forget about that cra88y asshole.
AG: Why don’t you hang with me for a while?
AG: I make much better company than that stupid dum8fuck anyway.
EB: …
AG: Okay, fine!!!!!!!!
AG: But you know as soon as we find him, he’s just gonna nag our faces off.
AG: I swear, no one is gonna give a shit when he finally trips over his own ego and culls himse…
EB: you BITCH!!!!!!!!