You have to push a button.
The button is in front of you.
Directly in front of you.
An exit is behind you, but you know...
You must push the button.
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12-12-2011, 05:04 PM #1Savior of Height
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You have to push a button [Mostly Text]-We aren't dead! Kinda.
Last edited by Lazro; 04-01-2012 at 05:23 PM.
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12-12-2011, 05:14 PM #2
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
> Sniff the button.
My icon is from Heartstuck! Go give it a read!My chumhandle is moonRedeemer, so pester me, I guess.
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12-12-2011, 05:16 PM #3Savior of Height
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
> Sniff the button.
You would do that.
If you weren't a plant.
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12-12-2011, 07:34 PM #4Comiker
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
> Contemplate the existence of the button
Do not mess with the friends of a demon, for a demon with friends is a demon nonetheless.
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12-12-2011, 08:15 PM #5
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
> Be not a plant
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12-12-2011, 08:15 PM #6
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
> Ponder your own actual existance and bring up the main topic floating around your planty head, ARE YOU REAL? And then evolve to press the button.
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12-12-2011, 08:43 PM #7Savior of Height
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
O, button, what might you be? Might you be red and round? Might you be square and green? Might you be orange and pumpkin shaped, in which case, I must ask:
Originally Posted by Irrelevant
Do you exist?
I'm sorry, but you can't! Originally Posted by Eonart
You ponder this. Originally Posted by retroScavenger
You realize you don't have a brain.
You do not think.
Therefore, you aren't.
Then you just ignore the whole thing and drift back to the topic of the button.
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12-12-2011, 09:27 PM #8
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
> Lick butt(on).
Credit to Shortpacked! for my Avatar, which is Clock King, which I colored green to make into a felt member because clock motif, but then ashdenej realized I did a weak job and gave me a better version without my even having to ask.
Your chumhandle is thricelyContemplated, and you speak with threee repetitions as oppposed to the usual two.
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12-13-2011, 09:48 AM #9
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
> Do what plants do best. USE SOLARBEAM!
My icon is from Heartstuck! Go give it a read!My chumhandle is moonRedeemer, so pester me, I guess.
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12-13-2011, 09:57 AM #10Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
>Be a carnivorous plant.
There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.
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12-13-2011, 10:19 AM #11
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
>Just push the damn button and let's get this nonsense over with.
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12-13-2011, 01:52 PM #12Savior of Height
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
You are QUITE OFFENDED by what is implied here. Originally Posted by littlequietguy
Even if you're not sure what you'd do that with anyways.
PLANT used SOLARBEAM! Originally Posted by Moon Redeemer
It's not very effective...
BUTTON took NO DAMAGE!
BUTTON was not PRESSED!
You aren't sure how to do that. Originally Posted by Daniel990
You've always been a TULIP. You think. Or were you a BEANSTALK? Or a BLADE OF GRASS? This hurts your nonexistent plant-y head.
That's the problem! You don't have any ARMS, nor any MUSCLES! Originally Posted by SonicLover
...You feel something like a REFERENCE coming on.Last edited by Lazro; 12-13-2011 at 02:02 PM.
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12-13-2011, 02:42 PM #13
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
> Try and leaf through the exit behind you.
My icon is from Heartstuck! Go give it a read!My chumhandle is moonRedeemer, so pester me, I guess.
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12-13-2011, 02:44 PM #14
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
>Grow towards the button
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12-13-2011, 02:48 PM #15Savior of Height
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
AHAHAHAHAAAAASOFUNNEHNOPE. Originally Posted by Moon Redeemer
A FEW DAYS LATER Originally Posted by SonicLover
You are now ONE INCH taller.
And exhausted.
And unable to grow anymore.
Fortunately, you are now TOUCHING the button.
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12-13-2011, 02:52 PM #16
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
Aww I thought lame puns would work
> Begin photosynthesis.My icon is from Heartstuck! Go give it a read!My chumhandle is moonRedeemer, so pester me, I guess.
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12-13-2011, 02:58 PM #17Savior of Height
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
You've been doing that for the past six hours, and you still feel wilt-y. Originally Posted by Moon Redeemer
Ish.
Kinda.
Wut?
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12-13-2011, 03:12 PM #18Fora Adventure Fan
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
Because somebody has got to say it... Originally Posted by Lazro
That's the problem! You don't have any ARMS, nor any MUSCLES! Originally Posted by SonicLover
...You feel something like a REFERENCE coming on.
>retrieve ARMS
>release pollen/spores
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12-13-2011, 03:24 PM #19Savior of Height
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
You GROW two muscular arms. Originally Posted by greenMachine
Because somebody has got to say it... Originally Posted by Lazro
That's the problem! You don't have any ARMS, nor any MUSCLES! Originally Posted by SonicLover
...You feel something like a REFERENCE coming on.
>retrieve ARMS
...If you weren't all grown out already!
You release some POLLEN from your ANTHERS. Originally Posted by greenMachine
There are no BEES around, or any kind of insect to pollinate you!
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12-13-2011, 03:32 PM #20
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
>NOW can you push the button?
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12-13-2011, 03:44 PM #21Savior of Height
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
You don't have muscles, so no. Originally Posted by SonicLover
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12-13-2011, 03:50 PM #22
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
> Contemplate that if you manage to hit this button, will this forum adventure end?
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12-13-2011, 03:51 PM #23Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
>Retrieve muscles from anthers.
There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.
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12-13-2011, 03:55 PM #24Savior of Height
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
Maybe? What would happen if the button was pressed? A MORPHING RAY? Originally Posted by WhimsicalAquarium
You laugh at yourself for thinking about this. That was FRIVOLOUS! Complete NONSENSE.
You wonder how to do this. Originally Posted by Daniel990
You wonder more.
TWO HOURS OF WONDERING
...Nope. You DEFINITELY don't like VANILLA ICE CREAM.
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12-13-2011, 03:56 PM #25Also known as Squishu
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Re: You have to push a button [Text]
>Drop whatever part of your body is touching the button onto the button.
What did you say about Texas, punk?
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