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[reignonyourparade]

Let's just skip the joke name for this planet, shall we? But we do need something to refer to it as, calling it "that purple planet" isn't going to cut it.

ENTER NAME:

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Zalisis is a co-creator, don't be surprised if he posts updates

[Softspoken]

>Olvis

[Roselalonde]

> That purple planet.

[SonicLover]

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This has potential. I think I'll follow it.

>Vikaai

[reignonyourparade]

>Olvis

You coincidentally choose the exact same name the native Fowl use to refer to their planet.



A young cock stands in his donestile. While it was 36 seasons ago that his life began, today is the most important day of that life. For the 9th anibirthery is the day a Fowl may legally engage in duels to defend their honor. As of today, none shall survive insulting the name of...

...

the name of...

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Suggest joke names and real names alike, I'm not going to spend on update on "jokename, now suggest a real name" when one update can service the joke name and real name simultaneously.

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This has potential. I think I'll follow it.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, although we have not yet done anything to earn it.

[ShadowOfFate]

>Altair Fowl

[Capric Monarchy]

>Foul Fowl

[Siya]

> Ulim Kra'agg

[Softspoken]

> Paul McDuck
> Seymour Buttz
> Pete Zahut
> Douglas Jay
> Steven Hawkings

[TheFinalWraith]

Zaraphros the Majestic

[SonicLover]

>Teriaka Valei

[Mibbs]

dickfeet fowlbreath
(GET IT ITS A BIRD JOKE)

[Roselalonde]

cockfeet fowlbreath
(GET IT ITS A BIRD JOKE)

Fixed.

[reignonyourparade]

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We'd like to apologize for this gap, Zalisis is the one making new art assets and unfortunately he's had some trouble getting freetime because he spends basically the whole weekend working and has had to do various errands this week.

> Steven Hawkings

You invite all these assholes to name a weapon so you can gladly demand your honor satisfied.

> Ulim Kra'agg

>Teriaka Valei

None shall survive besmirching the name of Teriak Ulim! Whatever their chosen weapon, bullet or blade, laser or bare hands, you've a lethal talent and a strife specibus to match.



As you mentioned, your name is Teriak Ulim and today is your 9th anibirthery, the day you, as a young cock, are allowed to defend your honor in duels. This facet of fowl culture is basically the only thing that concerns a cock, so you have few interests that do not revolve around HONORABLE COMBAT. One of these few unrelated interests is PROGRAMMING, but you are basically terrible at it. You have in essence spent your entire childhood either receiving TRAINING-AT-ARMS or idolizing various CELEBRITIES and FICTIONAL CHARACTERS epitomizing the MASCULINE IDEAL. Your designametion is aristocratBorn and your species doesn't really use quirks, you'll have the head of anyone who implies otherwise, SIRRAH.

[Softspoken]

Prepare yourself for upcoming duels. Surely you have a warm-up routine?

[TheFinalWraith]

Check your Strife Portfolio, for surely a great warrior such as yourself would have more than one Specibus.

[reignonyourparade]

Check your Strife Portfolio, for surely a great warrior such as yourself would have more than one Specibus.

Warrior? Nah, you'll leave the warrior-ing to the hens.

These things do tend to get crowded though.

[TheFinalWraith]

Examine the weapon you allocated to fistkind.

or in other words

Reveal your arms, birdman.

[Gent]

>Teriak: Retrieve arms from torso

[Sparky Young Upstart]

> Retrieve wings.

[Somfunambulist]

Wear your trusty beak-mask

[Siya]

> Check your books!

[Pvt. Prinny]

> Perform a complex weapon drill. Nevermind, perform several complex weapon drills, at the same time.
> Challenge the first person you see to a duel, because you are feeling offended at their lack of offending you.

[Godbot]

> Quickly retrieve plot from Homestuck