Meteor Golf: Sollux gets an eagle, envious opponents beat him 2 death

[Paradoxius]

Sollux, why do you have a tail?

That's not a tail. Andrew and Esrever have been having private conversations about troll reproduction.

Obviously it's foreshadowing by the true mastermind behind literally everything.

Quick, to the IDE thread. Let's get it to 100 pages by tonight.

2nded

[oogley]

1. Work of art, seriously
2. purple is the best
3. ah, new thread

I agree with all of this. I don't even have to edit anything.

[Kocel232]

GODTIERS FOR EVERYONE

We're watching Hussie "work his magic" by having him turn a corpse party into a GOD TIER FEST!

1) It's not much of a corpse party with one corpse!
2) There won't be a party if no one's alive to celebrate!

THUS: Everyone will die, and then everyone will godtier.

And then the Godtiers will die, only to God-Godtier.

[mysteriousOutsider]

1. The meteor is suddenly full of Quest Crypts.
2. Everyone finds theirs (corpses included).
3. Sollux plunges the meteor into the Green Sun.
4. GOD TIERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

[Ichorheart]

None of the other colors can be the best color because green is too busy already being the best color!
And yeah, it'll be interesting to see what happens to Sollux here.

[NullEntropy]

GODTIERS FOR EVERYONE

We're watching Hussie "work his magic" by having him turn a corpse party into a GOD TIER FEST!

1) It's not much of a corpse party with one corpse!
2) There won't be a party if no one's alive to celebrate!

THUS: Everyone will die, and then everyone will godtier.

And then the Godtiers will die, only to God-Godtier.

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEY-

Screw it. This joke is played out.

[Paradoxius]

GODTIERS FOR EVERYONE

We're watching Hussie "work his magic" by having him turn a corpse party into a GOD TIER FEST!

1) It's not much of a corpse party with one corpse!
2) There won't be a party if no one's alive to celebrate!

THUS: Everyone will die, and then everyone will godtier.

And then the Godtiers will die, only to God-Godtier.

This is like my god tier within a god tier theory! (in which you prototype yourself and another player's dreamself, and then have that player god tier, and then god tier and revive so you have one god tier and another god tier god tier, and off you loop this, all players can double god tier.)

fun fact "godtier" autocorrects to "goiter"

[MythicalWashrag]

1. The meteor is suddenly full of Quest Crypts.

There are probably more chests than the ones in we saw in the walkarounds.
That's where they're at.

[Paradoxius]

None of the other colors can be the best color because gdrteededgn is too busy already being the best color!
And yeah, it'll be interesting to see what happens to Sollux here.

FTFY

[Kidror]

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GODTIERS FOR EVERYONE

We're watching Hussie "work his magic" by having him turn a corpse party into a GOD TIER FEST!

1) It's not much of a corpse party with one corpse!
2) There won't be a party if no one's alive to celebrate!

THUS: Everyone will die, and then everyone will godtier.

And then the Godtiers will die, only to God-Godtier.

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEY-

Screw it. This joke is played out.

No its an awesome DBZ Reference

[rufuslynx]

Godception?

[Candor]

I think that they're going to successfully arrive and (if Jack doesn't catch up with them) live to have their corpse party. Where they go from there is up to Andrew. *flies up into the sun like a useless feathery asshole*

EDIT: Wait a second... flies up into the sun like a useless feathery asshole? HUSSSSSSsssss..., oh who am I kidding. I'm not all that worked up about the coincidental congruity. It's part of having a story built around a limited symbological and mythological vocabulary which has had emotional associations built into it over the course of its creation.

[JordanTH]

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEY-

Screw it. This joke is played out.

No its an awesome DBZ Reference

I agree, this was pretty full of win.

[Kocel232]

IDE: Equuis's severed, lifeless head will godtier. It will become the STRONGEST lifeless, severed head in Paradox Space.

[MythicalWashrag]

You keep saying things and I keep wanting them to happen.

[killerlamb]

I don't understand what's going on. are we arguing over which color is the best and for some reason playing golf?

[intangibleInsight]

None of the other colors can be the best color because is too busy already being the best color!
And yeah, it'll be interesting to see what happens to Sollux here.

FTFY

[Uncommon]

I don't understand what's going on. are we arguing over which color is the best and for some reason playing golf?

I thought that was like.....A passive ordeal. Happening all the time. Like gravity.


Or shipping.

[Candor]

I don't understand what's going on. are we arguing over which color is the best and for some reason playing golf?

We're putzing around until the next update, of course.

[rufuslynx]

IDE: Equuis's severed, lifeless head will godtier. It will become the STRONGEST lifeless, severed head in Paradox Space.

Come on. That'll never happen. He's obviously going to get cut in half, and one of those halves will go Godtier. And he'll never have to worry about just/heroic deaths because all of them will be both at the same time!

[Arpetalicoco]

so does everyon agreeing that sollux is gonna go golftier or wat
Also, can't the other Sollux at the Green Sun stop the meteor?
Though Aradia doesn't mention it or imply that at all.

[vex]

Currently, Geminid meteor shower entering earth's atmosphere.

[rufuslynx]

Currently, Geminid meteor shower entering earth's atmosphere.

...

[Vanymstorm]

Sollux is my favourite meteor golfer. I challenge you to name a better one.

Very well, he shall be called George. George is better.

I don't understand what's going on. are we arguing over which color is the best and for some reason playing golf?

Welcome to Homestuck.

[Ichorheart]

so does everyon agreeing that sollux is gonna go golftier or wat
Also, can't the other Sollux at the Green Sun stop the meteor?
Though Aradia doesn't mention it or imply that at all.

"Golftier" is now a thing, everyone.